Drunk Thread: CoG style. - Page 57

evilgoodwin · 12-07-2011, 12:15 AM

So yeah. I knew full well that I had a limited amount of time to finish my final paper, but being the dickhole that I am, I got drunk instead and now I don't get to graduate, because there is no way in hell that I can finish this paper in my current state. i have nobody to blame buy my own bullshit habits and idiocy, so hey. No graduation. I'm drunk and I feel like shit because I dicked around all semester playing fukcing video games and drinking 3 nights a week.

If I could blame somebody, it would be that guy who bought me whiskey and told me that he has 3 weeks to live due to some inoperable tumor but it was my fault going to the bar tonight in the first place.

Drinking has its consequences, folks. Don't be the failure that I am.

evilgoodwin · 12-07-2011, 10:36 AM

Woah, whine much, me?

Do NOT get drunk on whiskey and hard cider. You will feel terrible. And you'll have the worst morning breath laced with a vague twinge of apples.

I will not graduate THIS semester. I will find out what I have to do to graduate next semester. All is not lost, and I think I'll be OK.

On the plus side, I have a good head start for this class next time.

Superman's Dead · 12-07-2011, 10:53 AM

Now that you've said that literally all I want to do is get drunk on whiskey and hard cider.

Panthera · 12-07-2011, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by evilgoodwin

So yeah. I knew full well that I had a limited amount of time to finish my final paper, but being the dickhole that I am, I got drunk instead and now I don't get to graduate, because there is no way in hell that I can finish this paper in my current state. i have nobody to blame buy my own bullshit habits and idiocy, so hey. No graduation. I'm drunk and I feel like shit because I dicked around all semester playing fukcing video games and drinking 3 nights a week.

If I could blame somebody, it would be that guy who bought me whiskey and told me that he has 3 weeks to live due to some inoperable tumor but it was my fault going to the bar tonight in the first place.

Drinking has its consequences, folks. Don't be the failure that I am.

http://www.reddit.com/r/cripplingalcoholism

evilgoodwin · 12-07-2011, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Panthera

http://www.reddit.com/r/cripplingalcoholism

Yeah, most of those seem to be about partying today :P

Spectre-7 · 12-10-2011, 02:35 AM

Hey Krispy, what's shaking? I'm also fairly toasty right now (about half a 750ml of the cheapest whiskey available), and more sad than I'd care to admit. Just chilling, drinking, and trying to find constructive ways to deal with this fucking pit in my stomach. I dunno if it helps particularly, but I'm here and that may be better than nothing.

Shieldmaiden · 12-10-2011, 07:18 PM

I've had a great evening with friends, am now a little drunk, drinkIng tea on a friend's sofa. Is good.

civil_dead · 12-11-2011, 10:06 PM

Bone, i still sy drunk is not for ytping . Fucking tiny keyboards. If you can find thread you aunt drunk.

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EternalGamer · 12-12-2011, 03:30 PM

So, I just turned in the last mother fucking term paper I will ever have to write in my life and thus finished the last of my coursework for my PHD. Thus, I am having a drink, or two (or three).

But there is nobody at my regular watering hole, so I am drinking alone in this momentous occasion.

I am ow requesting ridiculious drink ideas. Nothing overly fruity or sweet please. I'm more of a bourbon and scotch kinda guy.

MagGnome · 12-12-2011, 04:47 PM

I wish I could have a drink in celebration of my Chem and Bio finals being over. I kicked butt on both of them.

Alas I procrastinated all of last week, and now I have six hours to turn in the entire last project for my health class. This won't be all that difficult, but it cuts out my valuable drinking time.

maharahaj · 12-12-2011, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by EternalGamer

I am ow requesting ridiculious drink ideas. Nothing overly fruity or sweet please.

Here's one NOT to try which I recently did on a dare. A double shot of vodka mixed with cold chicken broth.

EternalGamer · 12-12-2011, 07:30 PM

Tonight was solid proof that I was not a burgeoning alcoholic as I had sometimes feared. I had not had a drink in about a week and when I told others of my accomplishment I recieved two shots and a drink added to the two I had already had.

I ended up, embrassingly, hugging the toilet. I now no longer feel I am a burgeoning alcoholic.

SilentScreams · 12-12-2011, 09:41 PM

It happens to the best of us, EG.

Grats on the PhD stuff too.

Banacek · 12-12-2011, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maharahaj

Here's one NOT to try which I recently did on a dare. A double shot of vodka mixed with cold chicken broth.

That sounds as shitty as a pickle back.

maharahaj · 12-13-2011, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Banacek

That sounds as shitty as a pickle back.

I'm half tempted to try this; I have the ingredients in my kitchen.

Edit: Just tried it. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. The pickle juice really overpowers the taste/burn of the whiskey. But, I wouldn't do it again.

Banacek · 12-13-2011, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maharahaj

I'm half tempted to try this; I have the ingredients in my kitchen.

Edit: Just tried it. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. The pickle juice really overpowers the taste/burn of the whiskey. But, I wouldn't do it again.

But I like the taste of whiskey, so for me it's blasphemous.

EternalGamer · 12-13-2011, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banacek

But I like the taste of whiskey, so for me it's blasphemous.

Same here. The shots that did me in were wild turkey and rumplements.

Why you would want to do something so terrible to whiskey as to dump Scope mouthwash in it is beyond me.

diablopath · 12-14-2011, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagGnome

I wish I could have a drink in celebration of my Chem and Bio finals being over. I kicked butt on both of them.

Alas I procrastinated all of last week, and now I have six hours to turn in the entire last project for my health class. This won't be all that difficult, but it cuts out my valuable drinking time.

I'm waiting for this cold to fuck off so I can have celebratory beers with some of my friends. I've gone through most of college without making a lot of friends, but I think my semester in D.C. opened me up socially, because I've made quite a few good friends this semester. I'm kind of sad that next semester I won't really be on campus and thus a lot of the friendships will not be as strong.

I just want God to stop throat fucking me so I can enjoy a few beers with them before we all go our separate ways.

MagGnome · 12-14-2011, 06:20 AM

I hope you feel better soon so that you can have a drink!

I'm going out with my friends tonight to celebrate the end of the semester. We're going to the Red Dragon, which is known for shitty Americanized Chinese food and really strong, cheap drinks. It's going to be so much fun!

I got a 99.3% in my Biology class and a 98.1% in my Chemistry class overall. I am ready to celebrate.

MagGnome · 12-14-2011, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EternalGamer

Same here. The shots that did me in were wild turkey and rumplements.

Why you would want to do something so terrible to whiskey as to dump Scope mouthwash in it is beyond me.

Rumplemints is horrid. How that stuff continues to sell is beyond me.

12-07-2011, 12:15 AM	#1121
evilgoodwin Abomination Unto Nuggan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 8,719 Blog Entries: 1	So yeah. I knew full well that I had a limited amount of time to finish my final paper, but being the dickhole that I am, I got drunk instead and now I don't get to graduate, because there is no way in hell that I can finish this paper in my current state. i have nobody to blame buy my own bullshit habits and idiocy, so hey. No graduation. I'm drunk and I feel like shit because I dicked around all semester playing fukcing video games and drinking 3 nights a week. If I could blame somebody, it would be that guy who bought me whiskey and told me that he has 3 weeks to live due to some inoperable tumor but it was my fault going to the bar tonight in the first place. Drinking has its consequences, folks. Don't be the failure that I am. __________________ PSN/Steam: evilgoodwin The Nonsensical Prose of a Lunatic Currently Watching: American Horror Story - S02, Angel - S03, Buffy - S06, Deadwood - S01, Dollhouse - S01, GoT - S03, Mad Men - S06, Star Trek TNG - S05 Currently Playing: Bioshock: Infinite (PS3), Final Fantasy IX (PS1), Minecraft (PC), RE4 (WII), Fire Emblem (3DS), EO4 (3DS)

12-07-2011, 10:36 AM	#1122
evilgoodwin Abomination Unto Nuggan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 8,719 Blog Entries: 1	Woah, whine much, me? Do NOT get drunk on whiskey and hard cider. You will feel terrible. And you'll have the worst morning breath laced with a vague twinge of apples. I will not graduate THIS semester. I will find out what I have to do to graduate next semester. All is not lost, and I think I'll be OK. On the plus side, I have a good head start for this class next time. __________________ PSN/Steam: evilgoodwin The Nonsensical Prose of a Lunatic Currently Watching: American Horror Story - S02, Angel - S03, Buffy - S06, Deadwood - S01, Dollhouse - S01, GoT - S03, Mad Men - S06, Star Trek TNG - S05 Currently Playing: Bioshock: Infinite (PS3), Final Fantasy IX (PS1), Minecraft (PC), RE4 (WII), Fire Emblem (3DS), EO4 (3DS)

12-10-2011, 02:35 AM	#1126
Spectre-7 Atomic Danger! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Elsewhere, CA Posts: 5,778 Blog Entries: 5	Hey Krispy, what's shaking? I'm also fairly toasty right now (about half a 750ml of the cheapest whiskey available), and more sad than I'd care to admit. Just chilling, drinking, and trying to find constructive ways to deal with this fucking pit in my stomach. I dunno if it helps particularly, but I'm here and that may be better than nothing. __________________ "If it's bad, I'll hate it. If it's good, then I'll be envious and hate it even more. You don't want the opinion of another writer."

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12-12-2011, 03:30 PM	#1129
EternalGamer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 4,807	So, I just turned in the last mother fucking term paper I will ever have to write in my life and thus finished the last of my coursework for my PHD. Thus, I am having a drink, or two (or three). But there is nobody at my regular watering hole, so I am drinking alone in this momentous occasion. I am ow requesting ridiculious drink ideas. Nothing overly fruity or sweet please. I'm more of a bourbon and scotch kinda guy.

12-12-2011, 07:30 PM	#1132
EternalGamer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 4,807	Tonight was solid proof that I was not a burgeoning alcoholic as I had sometimes feared. I had not had a drink in about a week and when I told others of my accomplishment I recieved two shots and a drink added to the two I had already had. I ended up, embrassingly, hugging the toilet. I now no longer feel I am a burgeoning alcoholic.

12-12-2011, 09:41 PM	#1133
SilentScreams Terran Republic For Life Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Huddersfield, UK Posts: 9,251	It happens to the best of us, EG. Grats on the PhD stuff too.