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Old 04-12-2012, 05:33 PM   #521
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Oh nos... Hefty white woman? I'm melting... melting...

Seen bite marks. Need to rub a little witch hazel on her.
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Old 04-12-2012, 05:48 PM   #522
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Umm who is she?
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Old 04-12-2012, 06:50 PM   #523
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Umm who is she?
She's 18, from Denmark, 180cm tall, screen name from BBWchan/4chan/other websites is OTONI, buys lingerie at La SenzaLa, has nude photos but not posted online, is not a virgin, will probably marry you if you are rich, did lose some weight, and buys her watches from Friis & Company.

Her tagline on her website is, "18 YEARS OLD HOE. I LOVE BITCHES, BITCHES LOVE ME."
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:12 PM   #524
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And I am not rich.
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:18 PM   #525
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She has an Amazon wishlist. You can buy her lingerie and she'll most likely wear it and post it on her site.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/registry/wis...view=1&reveal=

Buy something and get the ball rollin'
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:25 PM   #526
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Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (PC)

Is she serious?
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:47 PM   #527
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Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (PC)

Is she serious?
You're in love, aren't you?

She's also into Dr. Who and a bunch of European type shows like The IT Crowd, etc...

PS. There's a couple short videos of her on her site that giggle the goods. I couldn't embed it because it's not hosted on youtube.
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:47 PM   #528
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This. . . this thread has changed while I was gone. I'll be back in. . . five minutes?

What?
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:54 PM   #529
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You're in love, aren't you?

She's also into Dr. Who and a bunch of European type shows like The IT Crowd, etc...

PS. There's a couple short videos of her on her site that giggle the goods. I couldn't embed it because it's not hosted on youtube.
Don't know about love but I could hit that forever.
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:53 PM   #530
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Her tagline on her website is, "18 YEARS OLD HOE. I LOVE BITCHES, BITCHES LOVE ME."
*GASP*

She'll solve all my gardening problems!
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Old 04-13-2012, 05:40 PM   #531
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Old 04-13-2012, 05:49 PM   #532
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She has a weird face.
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Old 04-14-2012, 11:47 PM   #533
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Old 04-15-2012, 05:59 AM   #534
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Gifs of some cunt
I have no idea who she is but I hate her.
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Old 04-15-2012, 07:10 AM   #535
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I think it's the collective form of the noun, actually.
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Old 04-16-2012, 12:31 AM   #536
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Old 04-16-2012, 12:35 AM   #537
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Old 04-16-2012, 02:36 AM   #538
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She is hilarious.
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a news that only concerns Xerxes, and me, Joe says he'll update Joe Loves Crappy Movies more after visiting C2E2;
http://digitalpimponline.com/strips....e=movie&id=564
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Old 04-16-2012, 11:05 AM   #540
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Damn...I used to read that comic all the time.
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