The "Humanity is Screwed Up" Thread.

[Ink Asylum]

[Xerxes]

Stupid Harry Potter fans. Pets aren't a fad. And how the fuck do you give up a pet as awesome as a fucking Owl. Although I guess I would just want him to hang out in my backyard (are house is on 1.7 acres of land not bad flying area, tons of trees), but i'm sure he'd flying the wild on me. Then i'd be sad. I've seen several Owls in my neighborhood though. Maybe the same one but he's fucking huge.

And how the fuck do they get falcons to fly around and then come back? Can owl's be taught that? Is that even a real thing.

[resikel]

Don't really know where to put this, but damn! I didn't know that Gibson was that rich. $425 million just for the settlement!

[Xerxes]

Originally Posted by resikel

Don't really know where to put this, but damn! I didn't know that Gibson was that rich. $425 million just for the settlement!

The that happened thread I made would have been great.

Gibson got PAID for that passion movie.

[resikel]

Originally Posted by Xerxes

The that happened thread I made would have been great.

I'm too lazy.

[Pale Ale]

Originally Posted by Xerxes

Stupid Harry Potter fans. Pets aren't a fad. And how the fuck do you give up a pet as awesome as a fucking Owl. Although I guess I would just want him to hang out in my backyard (are house is on 1.7 acres of land not bad flying area, tons of trees), but i'm sure he'd flying the wild on me. Then i'd be sad. I've seen several Owls in my neighborhood though. Maybe the same one but he's fucking huge.

And how the fuck do they get falcons to fly around and then come back? Can owl's be taught that? Is that even a real thing.

Owls eat cute little mice and convert them to owl shit.


Hey, guess what I figured out...

[Xerxes]

These motherfuckers here... Apparently she's the babysitter and that's her boyfriend.



I'd also add the comments to the Humanity is screwed up pile.

[Ink Asylum]

I thought he was just locked in at first....

Fucking idiots.

[AntonThaGreat]

Facepalm.

[KamaItachi]

I know this isn't the laugh thread, but 'Boy shorts saying "Ha!" in the buttock area' made me lose.

[AntonThaGreat]

Originally Posted by Xerxes

These motherfuckers here... Apparently she's the babysitter and that's her boyfriend.

I'd also add the comments to the Humanity is screwed up pile.

Holyfuck... i just watched that whole video with my mouth agape, pretty much this expression on my face:

I don't even want to come up with a creative insult for these people.

Just what kind of fucking morons put a kid into a fucking industrial washing machine!? Any fucking washing machine!? If that kid didn't suffer massive injuries or worse death I'd be fucking surprised and if they saw jail-time for that brainlessness I'd be overjoyed. Holy fuck, man.

[Ink Asylum]

Report: Officer kills naked attacker chewing man's face

MIAMI (AP) – A Miami police officer on Saturday fatally shot a naked man who was chewing on the face of another man on a downtown causeway off-ramp, police and witnesses said.

The Miami Herald reports that gunshots were heard at about 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, which is near the newspaper's offices. Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon a naked man mauling the other man. The newspaper quoted witnesses as saying that the officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he ignored the demand, the officer shot him. Witnesses said that the naked man continued his attack after being shot once, and the officer shot him several more times.

Chewing on someone's face? Didn't stop even after being shot? I'm calling zombie outbreak on this one.

[Xerxes]

I think the piece is poorly put together. But still.

With judges like these. He's worried about being a tough guy. I bet the school district got them zero tolerances too. Probably being tough too. Although I remember at our school they had programs that let students out at like 10am to go work for the day. Had to report it to a class for credit.

Now, I'm like if she so damn smart she need to just place her ass out of high school and call it a wrap.

[Xerxes]

Originally Posted by AntonThaGreat

Holyfuck... i just watched that whole video with my mouth agape, pretty much this expression on my face:

I don't even want to come up with a creative insult for these people.

Just what kind of fucking morons put a kid into a fucking industrial washing machine!? Any fucking washing machine!? If that kid didn't suffer massive injuries or worse death I'd be fucking surprised and if they saw jail-time for that brainlessness I'd be overjoyed. Holy fuck, man.

[resikel]

Australian Facebook cash image leads to robbery

[AntonThaGreat]

Originally Posted by Xerxes

Save me the trouble will ya; will those videos make me want to end my life?

Originally Posted by resikel

Australian Facebook cash image leads to robbery

Daggonit, people's stupidity makes my brain combust. I laugh at the people that post images/videos of them doing crimes on facebook and youtube. But people that post things like pictures of cash and open invites to house parties make me want to punch cats.

[resikel]

Originally Posted by AntonThaGreat

Daggonit, people's stupidity makes my brain combust. I laugh at the people that post images/videos of them doing crimes on facebook and youtube. But people that post things like pictures of cash and open invites to house parties make me want to punch cats.

[rein]

I have no words.

[AntonThaGreat]

Originally Posted by resikel

That's a cat I'd be friends with. I'll start my own society, with blackjack.. and hookers.

[Xerxes]

Originally Posted by AntonThaGreat

Save me the trouble will ya; will those videos make me want to end my life?

Not even sure what that means.