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Silent, but Deadly
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I'm at a loss for words, which is a rarity for a chatty mother fucker like myself. Just watch this trailer and be glad I'm here to share the love.
Blacksploitation is back, baby! Edit - The trailer is very NSFW. You've been warned. - fitbabits ________ 30 rock forums Last edited by Scaryfaced; 03-26-2011 at 09:59 PM. |
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Finally, a worthy successor to the Black Godfather.
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ONE FUCKING BOX
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I think I just blew my awesome meter. Fuck Machete. Naw, I still want Machete too. But wow...
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It goes to 9000!
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Oh. My. God.
Do you see where I'm coming from you JIIIIVE MOTHER FUUUUCKAAAH? GOD DAMN!! |
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Oh hell yes!
"You gonna wake up the rest of the bitches" Must see. |
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some kind of magic
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Holy shit, was that really Captain Kangaroo in a pimp suit?
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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That was the awesomest piece of awesome I have ever seen! Must watch!
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Thx for the scarf, Sadie!
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Potential Risk: It ends up being another Snakes on a Plane.
Potential Reward: The most amazing cinematic experience ever put to film. Verdict: Worth it! EDIT: "You're gonna wake up all the other bitches" was hilarious, but I think my favorite was "I'm gonna shake this poisonous shit right outta your little body if I have to!" while violently shaking an eight year old. ![]() Also pretty interesting that they've posted a fairly thorough history of blaxploitation right there on the page. You don't see lengthy dissertations on film history mentioning Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song very often. I hope Mark Randolph was consulted for the film, and didn't just have his work nabbed and pasted on the page.
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Holy shit. That was just awesome. I can't even figure out which scene was best. The "Shake the poison out yo' junky body" was high up there, as was Captain Kangaroo in a Pimp Suit. Wow.
I couldn't see anywhere on the site where it says when it's coming out. Anyone know? |
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But if there is any kind of justice in this world it will be a feature film.
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Maybe add a NSFW tag, but that was awesome.
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I really enjoy some of the classic blaxploitation films, especially Coffy and Foxy Brown. Pam Grier is a screen goddess. She's one of the main reasons I enjoy The L Word.
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Nope. It's on IMDB. I don't even think all those B-List celebrities would gather for a mock trailer.
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It did say it was coming to the Sundance Film Festival in 2009 at the end of the trailer...
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Rudy Ray Moore just kicked his fucking coffin lid clean off. Brilliant.
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They changed the trailer from this morning. Now it does say Sundance 2009. Also, there are fewer breasts.
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Silent, but Deadly
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![]() Btw, many appologies for not marking this thread NSFW when I posted it. I was entirely too excited that a movie like this was being made and didn't really think about those of you with jobs. ________ HERBAL VAPORIZER Last edited by Scaryfaced; 03-26-2011 at 09:59 PM. |
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