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Old 11-23-2008, 12:45 AM   #1
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I'm at a loss for words, which is a rarity for a chatty mother fucker like myself. Just watch this trailer and be glad I'm here to share the love.

Blacksploitation is back, baby!

Edit - The trailer is very NSFW. You've been warned. - fitbabits
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Old 11-23-2008, 12:58 AM   #2
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Old 11-23-2008, 02:47 AM   #3
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I think I just blew my awesome meter. Fuck Machete. Naw, I still want Machete too. But wow...
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Old 11-23-2008, 02:53 AM   #4
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Old 11-23-2008, 03:07 AM   #5
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Oh hell yes!

"You gonna wake up the rest of the bitches"

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Old 11-23-2008, 04:52 AM   #6
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Holy shit, was that really Captain Kangaroo in a pimp suit?
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Old 11-23-2008, 05:24 AM   #7
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Old 11-23-2008, 06:04 AM   #8
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That was the awesomest piece of awesome I have ever seen! Must watch!
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Old 11-23-2008, 07:45 AM   #9
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Potential Risk: It ends up being another Snakes on a Plane.

Potential Reward: The most amazing cinematic experience ever put to film.

Verdict: Worth it!

EDIT: "You're gonna wake up all the other bitches" was hilarious, but I think my favorite was "I'm gonna shake this poisonous shit right outta your little body if I have to!" while violently shaking an eight year old.

Also pretty interesting that they've posted a fairly thorough history of blaxploitation right there on the page. You don't see lengthy dissertations on film history mentioning Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song very often. I hope Mark Randolph was consulted for the film, and didn't just have his work nabbed and pasted on the page.

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Old 11-23-2008, 08:00 AM   #10
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Holy shit. That was just awesome. I can't even figure out which scene was best. The "Shake the poison out yo' junky body" was high up there, as was Captain Kangaroo in a Pimp Suit. Wow.

I couldn't see anywhere on the site where it says when it's coming out. Anyone know?
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Old 11-23-2008, 08:05 AM   #11
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Holy shit. That was just awesome. I can't even figure out which scene was best. The "Shake the poison out yo' junky body" was high up there, as was Captain Kangaroo in a Pimp Suit. Wow.

I couldn't see anywhere on the site where it says when it's coming out. Anyone know?
Unfortunately I think this was just a mock trailer. But if there is any kind of justice in this world it will be a feature film.
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Old 11-23-2008, 08:27 AM   #12
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Maybe add a NSFW tag, but that was awesome.
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Old 11-23-2008, 08:59 AM   #13
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I really enjoy some of the classic blaxploitation films, especially Coffy and Foxy Brown. Pam Grier is a screen goddess. She's one of the main reasons I enjoy The L Word.
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Old 11-23-2008, 09:17 AM   #14
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That was a ridiculous looking trailer =/ I might just be interested in seeing it.
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Old 11-23-2008, 12:43 PM   #15
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Unfortunately I think this was just a mock trailer. But if there is any kind of justice in this world it will be a feature film.
Nope. It's on IMDB. I don't even think all those B-List celebrities would gather for a mock trailer.
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Old 11-23-2008, 12:53 PM   #16
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That movie looks fucking hilarious!
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Old 11-23-2008, 01:14 PM   #17
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It did say it was coming to the Sundance Film Festival in 2009 at the end of the trailer...
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Rudy Ray Moore just kicked his fucking coffin lid clean off. Brilliant.
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Old 11-23-2008, 05:00 PM   #19
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They changed the trailer from this morning. Now it does say Sundance 2009. Also, there are fewer breasts.
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They changed the trailer from this morning. Now it does say Sundance 2009. Also, there are fewer breasts.
Noooooooooooo!!!


Btw, many appologies for not marking this thread NSFW when I posted it. I was entirely too excited that a movie like this was being made and didn't really think about those of you with jobs.
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