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New Metro Last Light Trailer & Giveaway
THQ has for the first time publicly released the extended gameplay demo for Metro Last Light shown at E3 last month. It's a 13 minute video, but well worth your time. But that's not all! THQ has provided us with several Metro Last Light prize packs. The packs include a t-shirt, a poster, and one of these cool gas masks, complete with carrying case and replacement filters. To enter the giveaway just post in this thread the first line from your post-apocalyptic story. That's all. Winners will be chosen by random number generator. Eligibility requirements: - You must be a community member in good standing as of noon today. - You must live in the continental United States. - You must have a postal address to which the prizes can be sent. Entries close promptly at noon on Thursday, July 19. |
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BRAVEST WARRIOR
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Oneonta, NY
Posts: 2,925
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It didn't have to be this way. The warning signs were there, and the people cried out in rejection. Apple just couldn't be stopped.
Hoping I win. I really want that sex mask. I mean prize sex. I mean....I want to win.
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I'm certainly not the man I was...thank goodness. |
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Demo to the Death
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No one really knows it, but it all began with one man. One man with more ambition than any one man should have.
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My Twitter | My Flickr Steam ID: Jackel Xbox Live: Snap Jackel Pop Impulse: SnapJackelPop |
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Schrödinger's vet
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 10,326
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Contaminated horse meat for dinner again.
Only open to US, but that's my opener anyway
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And now our dreams are true, we don't know what to do
For we don't like it here, there's nothing for us to fear Bored mindless in Utopia |
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Mathematical!
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: East Bay, CA
Posts: 4,750
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I just grabbed the first game during yesterday's Steam sale. I'll have to find time to play through it before this one comes out.
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Guise srsly
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According to the old timers, people used to keep dogs as pets... Although they also say that dogs used to have only two eyes, so you can't really take them seriously.
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11%ABV, Nutrient Rich
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Cucurbita Pepo, the mutant Zuchini Queen, held the iron blade high over President George Bush III's head. "Swear fealty to the Courgette Empire, and I will let the remnants of your pathetic civilization live!" she booms.
"Not today!" shouted the President, detonating the nuclear Roundup device hidden in his crotch. Edit: Yes, that's how my story opens.
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XBL: The Reverant Steam: johneldridge Last edited by Reverant; 07-17-2012 at 10:43 AM. |
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I am turtling incarnate!
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I'm not sure if I'm considered in good standing in the community. I think there was some bylaw where you had to provide a certain number of "cleveland steamers" but I'm not sure if I met the yearly quota yet. Gonna be a long couple of days to get this done by Thursday.
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"Let's do this!" - Private Anthony Carmine (R.I.P.) |
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I am the Dangan
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Quote:
Oh wait, I'm not in the US. Oh well.
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." --James D. Nicoll "The closest they came [to] Platonic ideas is [using] two paper plates for lunch." --Pale Ale |
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dontstandinfire
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They never thought we would do it. I was there on the front lines when they invaded our shores, hunkered down in the grit of sand fighting to live. It's as if I had horse-blinders blocking my view from the world around me, except for that single damned man running up the beach. Then it happened, everything turned white all along the ocean.
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Insert Funny Here.
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1,558
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US only... Booooooooooooooo
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Silent, but Deadly
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: SoCal
Posts: 3,432
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Everyone remembers where they were when the bombs started to dropped. Some watched the news, some held their loved ones and even more ran for perceived safety. Me? I just continued to masturbate.
I want that gas mask like WOAH. All of my Pyro fan fiction would be much better written from within the confines of the mask itself. |
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<3 for Dal Dal
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Evans, CO
Posts: 620
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Waking up it's like looking at a huge game over screen. Games have always shown what the end of the world would be like but nothing could be further from the truth. Looking around at what's left of the city I have grown to love over the last ten years I wish I could hit a reset button....
Yeah not a writer, but I like the idea! |
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FIFTY POSTS PER PAGE!
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I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in your heart.
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Cognified
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Reno, Nevada
Posts: 3,448
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EDIT: To better stay within the guidelines of the rules.
Cern Scientist: "Well son of a bitch, those nut jobs were right." Last edited by Grifter; 07-17-2012 at 03:19 PM. |
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Colonist
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 1,519
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In a galaxy long long ago and far far away ....
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AKA JayBob
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 6,242
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As a child I would watch post apocalyptic movies with my father from time to time. In each and every one of them they lied to me just a little bit, or a lot. Do you want to know what the lie was? Do you want to know what they were hiding from me? The apocalypse is actually quite fun... for a person who would rather be alone anyways.
At the very least I could use this on "Baked beans for dinner night." Or I could give it to my wife and I could stop showering for awhile. |
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I am turtling incarnate!
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Doh, forgot my first line(s).
For my first line: I loved poetry growing up. I could sit for days on end in the shade of our great oak tree during the hot Oklahoma summer reading every poem I could get from our run down little library. I remember one of my favorite poems started with "Some said the earth would end in fire. Some say in ice...." I can't help but smirk as that line crosses my lips. Not that reciting those words transports me back to some happier time or place of my youth. No. I simply wonder that had he known how the world would actually end, would he have bothered to put pen to paper to describe it.
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"Let's do this!" - Private Anthony Carmine (R.I.P.) |
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Gnosher of Tim Tams
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: The desert
Posts: 96
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They came all at once, one for each human man woman and child; no longer extra dimensional and unless you knew your terrifying, poly-mouthed, counterpart's name, you faced immediate annihilation.
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Fight apathy, or whatever. |
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