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Old 01-05-2012, 08:53 AM   #21
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Old 01-05-2012, 09:54 AM   #22
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Is "cousin" is just another word for "FFF"??? (you're first fuck friend)
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God. No cousins involved. Mine or anyone else's!!
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Old 01-05-2012, 11:40 AM   #24
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Wait are you sure they weren't *anyone's* cousin?
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Old 01-05-2012, 01:30 PM   #25
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Wait are you sure they weren't *anyone's* cousin?
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Old 01-05-2012, 03:43 PM   #28
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He said no cousins, not 'no relations' though...
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Old 01-05-2012, 04:08 PM   #32
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Well hmm. I have already admitted I tried to kill someone when I was in my very early teens and did not succeed. So that one's out and is probably the thing people would assume is the worst.

So I guess something I haven't really confessed to anyone. I slept with a martial arts student. She was 27 and I was 29. This is VERY unacceptable in those circles, no matter what age, and should be, I think thats obvious. Its teacher student, its a comfort zone that you are not supposed to break.

When men and woman start getting that close and very physical with one another...well there is something that occurs at times when that happens. It's an animal attraction that can develop and usually if it does happen you ignore it and move on. Just sort of acknowledge that it is there. But I was in a fucking lull and everything she said and did made it seem less and less...wrong. She was built just like I like, she was intensely pretty, and was obviously intensely attracted. Her interests were like mine as well. We really hit it off.

I held out for maybe 3 months but finally dropped the guard one time when we were talking after not seeing one another for a couple weeks. She had been gone on a vacation with her family. That night we slept together.

The next day we discussed it. Figured it was wrong. I trained her for another 2 months to make sure that no one suspected anything then she switched training time so her instructor changed.

God thats embarrassing to admit. I take training deadly serious and thats pretty much the #1 thing you don't do. Luckily it turned out fine and she is still a good friend...but god damn that's nasty.
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Old 01-05-2012, 04:11 PM   #33
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So you fail at murder and abstinence?
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Well hmm. I have already admitted I tried to kill someone when I was in my very early teens and did not succeed. So that one's out and is probably the thing people would assume is the worst.
Karak's greatest shame is that he failed to kill someone. That was the last time he would. Fail, that is.
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Old 01-05-2012, 04:22 PM   #35
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Karak's greatest shame is that he failed to kill someone. That was the last time he would. Fail, that is.
Admittedly I do, without hesitation, think that mother fucker should have died. I really do.

Now to the woman thing. Its funny but teaching students is a HUGE deal to me. So yes she was hot and it was nice and everything but I literally have not told anyone about it. Not even Ronin who I have known since...93 I think.

Though I joke about hot teachers sleeping with students and so forth, it really is a very highly respected position in my mind and pretty off limits.

I also fail all the time, but I also do as much shit as humanly possible in each day. I rarely sit still so...

@Krispy, I am completely boring looking. But my grandfather who married an amazing amazing looking woman and he was bald at 20, used to always tell me that "if you don't at least try you fail automatically." He built his own forge, made his own tools, built his own airplane, traveled cross country yearly. He was a BIG time doer.

And I took that to heart. So I try whatever is in my mind at the time. If that makes sense. I don't really shirk from girls, activities, or whatever unless it bores me. It is amazing how much fucking success is out there just waiting for people to try. Hot girls, sports you never thought you were good at, and so forth. I honestly think that many people fail, or settle for less because that one extra step that would have just unlocked a ton of success...they didn't do. They settled or something.

I also failed SPECTACULARLY at baseball. Failed so badly my brother kicked me off his team hahahahaha. He didn't even tell me to my face. He called me on the phone and said, "Dude...seriously don't show up unless you want to walk the bases before the game!"
Ha. They invited me to their last game pizza night and actually thanked me for not playing
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Old 01-05-2012, 04:29 PM   #36
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I have a complete lack of mid-level confessions. Everything is either completely boring or stuff that I wouldn't speak about with anyone unless total anonymity or extreme intimacy were involved.
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Old 01-05-2012, 04:33 PM   #37
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My other confession.

You single handedly turned me around on Batman Arkham City
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You single handedly turned me around on Batman Arkham City
Was that when I pointed out it was going to be open world?
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Old 01-05-2012, 04:34 PM   #39
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Someone obviously broke into Karak's account, as he would NEVER fail at anything! EVER!

Right?

I don't even know who you are anymore.


To continue my trend, I watched Big Trouble in Little China for the first time this year, despite telling people I've seen it and considered it one of my favorite movies. Now, all of that is still true, only now I've seen the film :P
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Was that when I pointed out it was going to be open world?
It was that and the discussion on Steam. But after talking to you I sort of picked up on what you were saying and investigated more and whammo. Awesome

@Goodwin. Come on man. I fucking fail all the god damn time. In fact, read some of my work posts, or my "Explosions RC plane" post...actually hahaha. Looking back at my post history...I fail a shitton haha. I didn't release how many

Ah sigh...memories. Just go back to last weeks weekend thread when yours truly decided that it was a good idea to jump off a 4 wheeler while it was in midair...

But again I just do a ton of shit.
Lots and lots of failure between successes man.
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