The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim thread - Page 108

Karak · 02-16-2012, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawkzombie

Stop sounding like my wife.

Dearest Hawkzombie

This is your wife, I have momentarily taken control of Karak's account...the things in his PM messages scare me. Why did you ask me to make an account here!?! Anyway I just want you to know I am going to rock your world because you are bright, funny, an absolute man among men, and have a rapists wit...yes I meant what I just wrote.

Can't wait until tonight when we get to make sweet love over and over.

Frayzombie
PS...no really his PM's scare me. What is a biotic groin toaster anyway?

Hawkzombie · 02-16-2012, 06:10 PM

Dude...just how much WINNING have you snorted today?

Karak · 02-16-2012, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawkzombie

Dude...just how much WINNING have you snorted today?

Hawkzombie:
This is Charlie Sheen and I have-

Nah who am I kidding!

carnage11 · 03-01-2012, 10:35 PM

So, I'm playing through this game... struggling the whole time, wondering why this game is so damn hard. I'm level 46....why am I getting my ass kicked?!

Looked in the option and saw that I have the difficulty on Master!! No wonder.

TheKeck · 03-04-2012, 03:14 PM

Got the latest patch and started crashing like crazy. I disabled all the autosaving I could and the problem went anyway. Luckily I didn't use autosaves anyway.

Serapth · 03-05-2012, 07:09 PM

So 1.4 seems to fix the PS3 poblems, but now im getting my ass handed to me. One shotted by spells while mine go off like cap guns, cant figure out wtfhappened

evilgoodwin · 03-05-2012, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Serapth

So 1.4 seems to fix the PS3 poblems, but now im getting my ass handed to me. One shotted by spells while mine go off like cap guns, cant figure out wtfhappened

Check your difficulty. Oh, and FROST RESIST is your friend

Serapth · 03-05-2012, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by evilgoodwin

Check your difficulty. Oh, and FROST RESIST is your friend

I think its something to do with apprentice stone effect. Instead of doubling your damage from magic ( which seems to include dragon breath ), I switched to different sign and things improved vastly.

Now just need to figure out why with full mage gear (light armor or lighter ) stealth of 70+ and the 15x dagger damage ability, I cant sneak up on anything... even hoarkers friggin see me sneaking. Feels bugged.

TheKeck · 03-05-2012, 09:12 PM

You have stealth perks?

Hawkzombie · 03-05-2012, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Serapth

I think its something to do with apprentice stone effect. Instead of doubling your damage from magic ( which seems to include dragon breath ), I switched to different sign and things improved vastly.

Now just need to figure out why with full mage gear (light armor or lighter ) stealth of 70+ and the 15x dagger damage ability, I cant sneak up on anything... even hoarkers friggin see me sneaking. Feels bugged.

If there is any light source, or you're outside, you WILL be seen if coming straight at them. Always try coming from the side. I've got +Sneak gear I enchanted and a sneak of 100, so the only time I'm ever seen is outside (night sometimes doesn't matter) and if there's a bright light near.

TheKeck · 03-09-2012, 10:15 PM

What does this kid want from me?!

bryan · 03-09-2012, 11:06 PM

Heh sometimes the kids makes me want to stab them. Too bad they're invulnerable.

TheKeck · 03-09-2012, 11:30 PM

It's just so funny how so much of the dialog in the game makes little sense as you get all awesome. It's like everything is aimed at a brand new player.

Hawkzombie · 03-10-2012, 12:15 AM

YES.

I kinda hate that. A lot

carnage11 · 03-10-2012, 01:16 PM

"I work at the store wid my mudder."

*slays dragon with one swing from a daedric battleaxe.*
"What are you looking at, you don't scare me."

barnEbiss · 03-12-2012, 11:42 AM

Been playing Skyrim on and off for a week and been enjoying it a lot, although it plays a little more different then Oblivion I find the combat system better then in oblivion.

Serapth · 03-12-2012, 01:38 PM

Skyrim proves my incredible immaturity... I walk around town using the Shout jump, to piss off the guards,then shout again.

Sadly too, I've looted crap armour "just to see".., I feel like a sock less hawkzombie.

National Kato · 03-12-2012, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bryan

Heh sometimes the kids makes me want to stab them. Too bad they're invulnerable.

This is, I believe, by design. Think about it...what's more frustrating than some wise-ass kid who doesn't care one lick about your accomplishments. AND, you can't kill them.

Brilliant! That's all the frustration and ego kicking I need to go out and slay that Dragon Priest!

Somewhere a designer is chuckling to him/herself.

Serapth · 03-12-2012, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by National Kato

This is, I believe, by design. Think about it...what's more frustrating than some wise-ass kid who doesn't care one lick about your accomplishments. AND, you can't kill them.

Brilliant! That's all the frustration and ego kicking I need to go out and slay that Dragon Priest!

Somewhere a designer is chuckling to him/herself.

As an aside, I wonder if it is a requirement for ESRB ratings. It probably is.

TheKeck · 03-12-2012, 03:45 PM

Is there a make children vulnerable mod?

02-16-2012, 06:10 PM	#2142
Hawkzombie The Lord of Shadow Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Edmonton, AB Posts: 17,361 Blog Entries: 3	Dude...just how much WINNING have you snorted today? __________________ I have a blog. Go read it! PSN/Steam ID - JaynesHat/Hawkzombie There is the crazy HZ and the well refined logic and reasoning HZ. Both are pretty entertaining -Purple Santa I love that Hawk exists to make every decision I make, no matter how self-destructive, look wise by comparison. -Ox I just realized that for the longest time I've been getting you and Karak mixed up. -fitbabits

03-01-2012, 10:35 PM	#2144
carnage11 BSL-4 Extreme Biohazard Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 5,379	So, I'm playing through this game... struggling the whole time, wondering why this game is so damn hard. I'm level 46....why am I getting my ass kicked?! Looked in the option and saw that I have the difficulty on Master!! No wonder. __________________ GT = carnage1115 Games Played = 135 Gamerscore = 33300 Now Playing : Assassin's Creed : Reveltaions

03-05-2012, 07:09 PM	#2146
Serapth Reigning on your parade. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Happy Hunting Grounds Posts: 9,925 Blog Entries: 3	So 1.4 seems to fix the PS3 poblems, but now im getting my ass handed to me. One shotted by spells while mine go off like cap guns, cant figure out wtfhappened __________________ I did it because I was looking for a project and it was either take over the world... or learn French. So I took over the world.

03-10-2012, 12:15 AM	#2154
Hawkzombie The Lord of Shadow Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Edmonton, AB Posts: 17,361 Blog Entries: 3	YES. I kinda hate that. A lot __________________ I have a blog. Go read it! PSN/Steam ID - JaynesHat/Hawkzombie There is the crazy HZ and the well refined logic and reasoning HZ. Both are pretty entertaining -Purple Santa I love that Hawk exists to make every decision I make, no matter how self-destructive, look wise by comparison. -Ox I just realized that for the longest time I've been getting you and Karak mixed up. -fitbabits

03-10-2012, 01:16 PM	#2155
carnage11 BSL-4 Extreme Biohazard Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 5,379	"I work at the store wid my mudder." slays dragon with one swing from a daedric battleaxe. "What are you looking at, you don't scare me." __________________ GT = carnage1115 Games Played = 135 Gamerscore = 33300 Now Playing : Assassin's Creed : Reveltaions

03-04-2012, 03:14 PM	#2145
TheKeck FIFTY POSTS PER PAGE! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lehi, Utah Posts: 8,280	Got the latest patch and started crashing like crazy. I disabled all the autosaving I could and the problem went anyway. Luckily I didn't use autosaves anyway.

03-05-2012, 09:12 PM	#2149
TheKeck FIFTY POSTS PER PAGE! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lehi, Utah Posts: 8,280	You have stealth perks?

03-09-2012, 10:15 PM	#2151
TheKeck FIFTY POSTS PER PAGE! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lehi, Utah Posts: 8,280	What does this kid want from me?!

03-09-2012, 11:06 PM	#2152
bryan Colonist Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,488	Heh sometimes the kids makes me want to stab them. Too bad they're invulnerable.

03-09-2012, 11:30 PM	#2153
TheKeck FIFTY POSTS PER PAGE! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lehi, Utah Posts: 8,280	It's just so funny how so much of the dialog in the game makes little sense as you get all awesome. It's like everything is aimed at a brand new player.

03-12-2012, 11:42 AM	#2156
barnEbiss Colonist Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 53	Been playing Skyrim on and off for a week and been enjoying it a lot, although it plays a little more different then Oblivion I find the combat system better then in oblivion.

03-12-2012, 01:38 PM	#2157
Serapth Reigning on your parade. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Happy Hunting Grounds Posts: 9,925 Blog Entries: 3	Skyrim proves my incredible immaturity... I walk around town using the Shout jump, to piss off the guards,then shout again. Sadly too, I've looted crap armour "just to see".., I feel like a sock less hawkzombie. __________________ I did it because I was looking for a project and it was either take over the world... or learn French. So I took over the world.

03-12-2012, 03:45 PM	#2160
TheKeck FIFTY POSTS PER PAGE! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lehi, Utah Posts: 8,280	Is there a make children vulnerable mod?

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