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Old 05-10-2012, 06:39 PM   #2181
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Old 05-11-2012, 02:20 AM   #2182
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That was great. I cracked up at least 5 times and now I've got the idea that Stalin was so crazy he sent his rubber ducky to the gulag stuck in my head.

But that just reminds me I still haven't played the first one, dammit.
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Old 05-16-2012, 05:27 PM   #2183
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My favorite reviewer reviews my favorite game.

Risen 2: Dark Waters

I also recommend watching the rest of the video after the review.
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Old 05-24-2012, 03:54 AM   #2184
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I lost at "But afterward I did feel a little ashamed, not unlike when I jerk off to pictures of Disney princesses."

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Old 05-24-2012, 09:12 AM   #2185
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Poor Yahtzee. He must've bought it used, or he might've know that you can, in fact, kill Hitler in the DLC.

And I have. Oh so very, very, very many times. And it never gets old.

This is my favorite shooter to come along in years.
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Old 05-24-2012, 09:30 AM   #2186
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I lost at "But afterward I did feel a little ashamed, not unlike when I jerk off to pictures of Disney princesses."

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That line actually made me laugh out loud at my desk while watching the video with headphones on my phone. Classic.
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Old 05-30-2012, 10:09 AM   #2187
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Yahtzee dives into hell in Diablo 3
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Old 05-30-2012, 10:39 AM   #2188
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Old 05-30-2012, 11:05 PM   #2189
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Holy crap I'm laughing my ass off at this:

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Old 06-13-2012, 02:44 PM   #2190
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Dragon's Dogma today. This is probably my favorite Zero Punc in months.
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Old 06-13-2012, 03:22 PM   #2191
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Oh man. Hardest I've laughed in a while!
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Old 06-13-2012, 04:48 PM   #2192
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Old 06-13-2012, 07:21 PM   #2193
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Old 06-20-2012, 09:37 PM   #2194
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Old 06-20-2012, 09:50 PM   #2195
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God. He nailed the problem with the new Tomb Raider better than literally anyone else I've seen.

So good. And his point of comparing Watch Dogs' actual gameplay footage to all the bullshot trailers was similarly dead to fucking rights.

Go Yahtzee. Most insightful video he's done in ages.
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Old 06-21-2012, 09:24 AM   #2196
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There's been two gameplay videos of Hitman released where they go through two different missions. Both just as long if not longer than the Watch Dogs gameplay trailer. Did Croshaw not see those?
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Old 06-21-2012, 05:12 PM   #2197
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I let the video finish playing as I came in here to point how he hits on my biggest annoyance with gaming media (building hype over trailers with little to no actual gameplay), but then I heard him say something about an Escapist Expo. In Durham, North Carolina. Yahtzee's gonna be a mile from my house ohmygodohmygodohmygod.
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Old 06-21-2012, 05:46 PM   #2198
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There's been two gameplay videos of Hitman released where they go through two different missions. Both just as long if not longer than the Watch Dogs gameplay trailer. Did Croshaw not see those?
That hardly sounds snarky/funny!
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Hilarious. The summaries of the previous games were great too.
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