April Fools Thread - Page 3

Felonous · 04-01-2011, 07:09 AM

Eve Online responds to the demand, and the next expansion will give players mounts and pets...

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Incarna is adding entirely new dimensions to EVE and bringing us closer to the full sci-fi simulation that CCP envisions. As we get closer to the full realization of Incarna, we're slowly revealing more of our roadmap to you, most recently with Captain's Quarters.

The next revelation is Incarna Mounts. That's right. It's finally going to happen. We've listened to your feedback and now we're going to give you what you've wanted for so long -- your very own pets in Incarna for your Captain's Quarters.

SilentScreams · 04-01-2011, 07:30 AM

Diablo 3 gets two new Artisans.

Ink Asylum · 04-01-2011, 07:33 AM

Improv Everywhere follows up their popular Darth Vader Subway Car event with Jar Jar Subway Car.

Narradisall · 04-01-2011, 07:43 AM

Holy shit, this one was well....

frederec · 04-01-2011, 07:43 AM

Is the lawsuit the joke? I mean, the guy in the Jar Jar suit was physically messing with one of the people on the train, what did he expect would happen? If they really did beat him, I don't want to sound like I'm saying they were justified. But at the same time, I would not touch a stranger on any public transit, especially one that looked like he could kick my ass.

Ink Asylum · 04-01-2011, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by frederec

Is the lawsuit the joke? I mean, the guy in the Jar Jar suit was physically messing with one of the people on the train, what did he expect would happen? If they really did beat him, I don't want to sound like I'm saying they were justified. But at the same time, I would not touch a stranger on any public transit, especially one that looked like he could kick my ass.

I'm fairly confident that everyone in that Improv Everywhere video is in on the gag.

Ink Asylum · 04-01-2011, 07:48 AM

Mojang announces the Minecraft Store. Clearly spoofing TF2 in a number of ways.

I especially like how a five pack of $3 keys is $18.

Philonious · 04-01-2011, 07:52 AM

CD Projekt RED makes great games, but fails at humour:

http://www.saviors-of-queens.com/index2.html

Narradisall · 04-01-2011, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Philonious

CD Projekt RED makes great games, but fails at humour:

http://www.saviors-of-queens.com/index2.html

I was more interested in looking at (what I assume) is the Witcher 2 engine. Shiny!

But yes, that was terrible.

Serapth · 04-01-2011, 08:00 AM

Add me to the haters list. Some of the jokes are amazingly funny and I will take them in TOMORROW, as the vast vast vast majority are annoying. More than anything I hate this day because is so brilliantly illustrates how overwhelmingly unfunny most people are... although that does go a long way towards explaining many sitcoms and successful stand up comedians.

Philonious · 04-01-2011, 08:06 AM

Worst April Fools joke of all? The 15 to 25cm of snow we're expecting today. I really need to move somewhere warm. Stupid Canada.

zarathstra · 04-01-2011, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Matthias

Woot has a pretty fun game to earn bags of crap. Unfortunately, it keeps giving me impossible situations in level 4. I think it's just cruel random chance though, and not an actual no-win.

There's a way around the game, if you read the comments, someone posted a link that I used for both my accounts to order bags of crap

SilentScreams · 04-01-2011, 08:51 AM

Netflix to relaunch Firefly.

This one falls into the cruel category. Fuck you, Netflix.

Stoke · 04-01-2011, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Narradisall

Holy shit, this one was well....

The Aurors

I...I think I would watch that.

Philonious · 04-01-2011, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentScreams

Netflix to relaunch Firefly.

This one falls into the cruel category. Fuck you, Netflix.

Technically: Fuck you, theTVaddict.com.

burger · 04-01-2011, 10:12 AM

Reverant · 04-01-2011, 10:19 AM

Somebody told me that Jackie Chan died in a car wreck while driving to the set of Kung Fu Panda 2.

And I believed him.

Then I was rick-rolled.

TheKeck · 04-01-2011, 10:31 AM

I'm ashamed to say that this one actually got me.

http://www.goblinscomic.com/

Lint of Death · 04-01-2011, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ink Asylum

Mojang announces the Minecraft Store. Clearly spoofing TF2 in a number of ways.

I especially like how a five pack of $3 keys is $18.

Make sure you try to buy a few things!

In other news, Dr. McNinja's failed joke is hilarious, yet leaving me as sad as Chris Hastings himself must feel.

Lint of Death · 04-01-2011, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Narradisall

Oh and in the form of that annoying paperclip that used to help you in Word. I GIVE YOU!

CRABBY! THE DUNGEON HELPER!

http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/game/dungeon-helper/

When you view the screenshots on that page, make sure to keep clicking "Next", as there are a number of 'hidden' ones

EDIT: How perfect. Instead of RickRolling you, Crabby will get you to watch Rebecca Black's "Friday".

04-01-2011, 07:33 AM	#43
Ink Asylum I'll handle this. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NYC Posts: 21,925	Improv Everywhere follows up their popular Darth Vader Subway Car event with Jar Jar Subway Car. __________________ blog ~ twitter ~ flickr ~ daily sketch

04-01-2011, 07:43 AM	#44
Narradisall Colonist Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: London, England Posts: 15,493	Holy shit, this one was well.... __________________ Gamertag: Narradisall Steam ID: Narradisall

04-01-2011, 07:48 AM	#47
Ink Asylum I'll handle this. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NYC Posts: 21,925	Mojang announces the Minecraft Store. Clearly spoofing TF2 in a number of ways. I especially like how a five pack of $3 keys is $18. __________________ blog ~ twitter ~ flickr ~ daily sketch

04-01-2011, 08:00 AM	#50
Serapth Reigning on your parade. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Happy Hunting Grounds Posts: 9,925 Blog Entries: 3	Add me to the haters list. Some of the jokes are amazingly funny and I will take them in TOMORROW, as the vast vast vast majority are annoying. More than anything I hate this day because is so brilliantly illustrates how overwhelmingly unfunny most people are... although that does go a long way towards explaining many sitcoms and successful stand up comedians. __________________ I did it because I was looking for a project and it was either take over the world... or learn French. So I took over the world.

04-01-2011, 10:19 AM	#57
Reverant 11%ABV, Nutrient Rich Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: North Carolina Posts: 4,806 Blog Entries: 1	Somebody told me that Jackie Chan died in a car wreck while driving to the set of Kung Fu Panda 2. And I believed him. Then I was rick-rolled. __________________ XBL: The Reverant Steam: johneldridge

04-01-2011, 07:30 AM	#42
SilentScreams Terran Republic For Life Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Huddersfield, UK Posts: 9,251	Diablo 3 gets two new Artisans.

04-01-2011, 07:43 AM	#45
frederec Mad Math Professor Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Rochester, MN Posts: 6,580	Is the lawsuit the joke? I mean, the guy in the Jar Jar suit was physically messing with one of the people on the train, what did he expect would happen? If they really did beat him, I don't want to sound like I'm saying they were justified. But at the same time, I would not touch a stranger on any public transit, especially one that looked like he could kick my ass.

04-01-2011, 07:52 AM	#48
Philonious Colonist Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Montreal, QC Posts: 1,924	CD Projekt RED makes great games, but fails at humour: http://www.saviors-of-queens.com/index2.html

04-01-2011, 08:06 AM	#51
Philonious Colonist Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Montreal, QC Posts: 1,924	Worst April Fools joke of all? The 15 to 25cm of snow we're expecting today. I really need to move somewhere warm. Stupid Canada.

04-01-2011, 08:51 AM	#53
SilentScreams Terran Republic For Life Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Huddersfield, UK Posts: 9,251	Netflix to relaunch Firefly. This one falls into the cruel category. Fuck you, Netflix.

04-01-2011, 10:12 AM	#56
burger Banned Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,958

04-01-2011, 10:31 AM	#58
TheKeck FIFTY POSTS PER PAGE! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lehi, Utah Posts: 8,264	I'm ashamed to say that this one actually got me. http://www.goblinscomic.com/

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