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A great way to leave a job...
This... is awesome. Well except the being charged part.
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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That's not a job I envy.
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Reigning on your parade.
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No, the entitled dick to rational customer ratio has to be pretty fucking brutal.
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My favourite job leaving story comes from a chef friend of mine. He was leaving a shitty pub kitchen job and amicably discussing it with the manager when one of the doormen walked in. He'd only heard the tail end of the conversation, assumed my mate was being fired and grabbed his shoulders from behind in a "Do you want me to kick him out?" fashion. Unfortunately for him, my friend is rather good at jujitsu. Within a couple of seconds, the doorman was face down on the floor, arms restrained and a knee pressing into his neck. The manager's response was to look down, shake her head and say "Well, you shouldn't have grabbed him."
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If anything, they should at least charge the jackass passenger who incited the whole incident.
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Awesomeness
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Fuckin passengers think they can do anything they want. I travel all the time for business and it sickens me how many of them do shit that delays teh flight, or annoys the whole plane.
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It's All in the Reflexes
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It is so strange, this sense of entitlement people have. Though I pay good money for some things and expect them to work, or expect to get a service I also understand that sometimes things don't work the way they should. I can not stand when people attempt to get away with this kind of shit.
On the other hand I am the guy who tells a person to "shut their fucking cell phone off before I start calling porn lines on it." In movie theaters. And of course, I am the one kicked out and not the person yacking on the phone that was pissing everyone off. I will always stand up for the worker in the case of someone being a dick. Sometimes it is rewarded sometimes it isn't but there is no way in hell I would have kept my mouth shut in this kind of instance. Unless, since I was not there, the worker had indeed just been a straight up dickwad. Which does happen.
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That's pretty cool, but I still think Freddie Mercury's parting "fuck you" to Queen's first manager takes the job-leaving cake.
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Join Date: Oct 2008
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Entitlement is my BIG RED BUTTON.
When I see somebody who acts like this, this is what I hear in my head: Flight Attendant: Sir, please sit down until we've reached the gate. Customer: FUCK THE WORLD. I am better than every mother fucker on this plane and I can do whatever the fucking hell I want. Line up and suck my dick, you fucking assholes, because I can DO WHATEVER I WANT. Flight Attendant: Sir, everybody else is anxious to get off the plane, and yet, they are all managing to not get up and wander around when they've been asked not to. Please sit down. Customer: What part of I'M BETTER THAN EVERY MOTHER FUCKER ON THIS PLANE did you not get, bitch? I can do what I want because frankly, the fucking world owes it to me just for existing. Flight Attendant: I'm out, bitches. I'm taking a beer and you guys can fuck yourselves. Laterz. The few times I've totally lost my temper with people are almost always when somebody tells me (through words or actions) that they feel like they're better than everybody else, and should be allowed to do what they want despite the rules/impact to others. In person I am seriously the most patient, nice person you could meet. But entitlement is the one thing that just makes me freak the fuck out. So while it makes me sad he did something that he knew would get him in trouble, I can't begrudge him one second of rage. Anybody who can do his job for more than a year without killing somebody has my respect. |
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While it's an awesome story I'm not sure in hindsight this will be considered a great way to leave a job.
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He's instantly become a legend in his field. He's the cautionary tale, the dream.
It will be called, "Pulling a Slater".
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I hear the slide costs $10k to replace. I hope it's true.
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One of the scholarship students at my school did something like this. He drank an absurd amount of rum, got in his car, and drove like 200 miles west before having breakfast with some bikers at an IHOP.
All of us TALKED about just running away West...but he actually did it.
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Austin, MN
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I'd go as far to say she's a hot piece of ass.
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It's All in the Reflexes
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Yeah, she's cute... but wouldn't Hot Piece of Ass be HPoA?
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Yes, I yawn like a Wookie
Join Date: Oct 2008
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But how would you pronounce that?
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