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View Poll Results: Which do you choose?
Davian Thule 13 36.11%
Robocop 16 44.44%
Morte 7 19.44%
A grasshopper(Karma is a bitch) 0 0%
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Old 06-27-2010, 09:06 PM   #21
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I can't believe robocop is beating Davian Thule. Guess I'll chalk that one up to the oral sex factor. Has to be the explanation, right?
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Old 06-27-2010, 09:27 PM   #22
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Old 06-27-2010, 09:28 PM   #23
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I can't believe robocop is beating Davian Thule. Guess I'll chalk that one up to the oral sex factor. Has to be the explanation, right?
Robocop can fit in a car and has all his emotions.. EVen if they are said it is more than I can say for poor Davian who seems as though he is not himself (DOW2 cutscenes)
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Old 06-27-2010, 09:29 PM   #24
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Random you should have thrown in an Immortal from Starcraft.
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Old 06-27-2010, 09:42 PM   #25
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I'm one of the few people on the planet who thought Starcraft was meh.
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Old 06-27-2010, 10:40 PM   #26
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Screw Robocop. If I'm coming back as an undead cyborg I'm coming back in adamantium and ceramite as a complete badass.
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Old 06-27-2010, 11:13 PM   #27
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If you pick robocop you have a very short lifespan on alpha hardware, policing the streets of some 1980s American city.

If you pick Davian, you may live hundreds, perhaps even thousands of years, exploring---and conquering---the far flung reaches of the universe.

If you pick robocop, you get a pistol.

If you pick Davian you get an autocannon perhaps and a mechanical claw capable of crushing most humanoids.

If you pick Robocop you're feared and shunned by your coworkers.

If you pick Davian you are revered by your coworkers and feared by aliens and mutants and the unclean.
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Old 06-27-2010, 11:27 PM   #28
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I suppose I'd go with Morte. Fuck being a Dreadnaught. Then there is Robocop, who is literally a slave, property of OCP with behavioral restrictions that can only sometimes be broken. As Random pointed out, who knows how long he is going to last, considering that he was just a prototype. At least as Morte you'd be free.

Let me bring up another one: Job in his Lawn Mower Man 2 form, or any other disembodied soul living in cyberspace. That'd be pretty boss; you could still come to CoG! You could be Max Headroom!
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Old 06-28-2010, 05:25 AM   #29
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Old 06-28-2010, 07:17 AM   #30
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If you pick robocop you have a very short lifespan on alpha hardware, policing the streets of some 1980s American city.

If you pick Davian, you may live hundreds, perhaps even thousands of years, exploring---and conquering---the far flung reaches of the universe.

If you pick robocop, you get a pistol.

If you pick Davian you get an autocannon perhaps and a mechanical claw capable of crushing most humanoids.

If you pick Robocop you're feared and shunned by your coworkers.

If you pick Davian you are revered by your coworkers and feared by aliens and mutants and the unclean.
This guy gets it.
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Old 06-28-2010, 07:43 AM   #31
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If you pick robocop you have a very short lifespan on alpha hardware, policing the streets of some 1980s American city.

If you pick Davian, you may live hundreds, perhaps even thousands of years, exploring---and conquering---the far flung reaches of the universe.

If you pick robocop, you get a pistol.

If you pick Davian you get an autocannon perhaps and a mechanical claw capable of crushing most humanoids.

If you pick Robocop you're feared and shunned by your coworkers.

If you pick Davian you are revered by your coworkers and feared by aliens and mutants and the unclean.
I picked Robocop because I wanted an awesome rap song made after me. Does Thule have an awesome rap song? Nope. No one even knows who Thule is. EVERYONE knows who Robocop is.
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Old 06-28-2010, 07:48 AM   #32
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I picked Robocop because I wanted an awesome rap song made after me. Does Thule have an awesome rap song? Nope. No one even knows who Thule is. EVERYONE knows who Robocop is.
10,000 years from now when even the remains of the last person who remembered Robocop have long since turned to dust the name of Davian Thule will shake the pillars of the universe.



I rest my case.
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Old 06-28-2010, 10:47 AM   #33
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No plasma cannon? Or even an autocannon.

Pfft
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Old 06-28-2010, 10:55 AM   #34
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No plasma cannon? Or even an autocannon.

Pfft
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No plasma cannon? Or even an autocannon.

Pfft


Robocop: wields a pistol.
Morte: wields a juvenile sense of humor and some false teeth
Davian Thule: wields The Chorus of the Righteous Dead
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Robocop is still cooler....
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Old 06-28-2010, 03:24 PM   #37
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Random, I can see you had your heart set on this Thule guy (never heard of him) but many of us don't even know who the fuck that is. Therefore, he is inferior to Robocop.

Edit: Also, were you trying to rig the poll in favor of your man-crush in ED-209 armor there? You don't think much of Morte or Robocop, and put both of them up against a guy you essentially describe as War Jesus, but with a bigger dick.
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Old 06-28-2010, 03:33 PM   #38
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You don't think much of Morte or Robocop, and put both of them up against a guy you essentially describe as War Jesus, but with a bigger dick.
We had this discussion on IRC, Space Marines don't have dicks, especially not after their brain has been stuck into a dreadnought.
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