Dating Advice Thread

I don't need it, but it seems some of you could use some guidance in this area. Ask away.

[Handmade.Mercury]

Yes. All of it.

[Dukefrukem]

bwhahahaha

Originally Posted by Handmade.Mercury

Yes. All of it.

Like what, kid? We can't help you unless you give us specifics.

I mean look, Duke is just chomping at the bit to give you advice! But we need details.

[mightbe]

When I'm feeling down and out, unlucky and unloved, I simply ask myself this one question:

What Would Karak Do?

[Kelegacy]

civil will give the dating advice, I'll help with the sex advice. Together, we can help rid the world of virginity.

Tip #1 - The vagina is not a myth, and it doesn't require 100-sided die to conquer.

[Ink Asylum]

Until people start asking specific questions, here's a piece of advice that goes beyond the regular "Be yourself, be confident."

Try online dating.

That's the number one piece of advice I have for anyone who thinks they can't find a date. Online dating is no longer a shameful way to meet someone and it removes a lot of the uncertainty and awkwardness from the meeting people stage.

If you just want to try it out, use OkCupid. It's free and you're more likely to find interesting women there.

[mightbe]

Originally Posted by Kelegacy

civil will give the dating advice, I'll help with the sex advice. Together, we can help rid the world of virginity.

Tip #1 - The vagina is not a myth, and it doesn't require 100-sided die to conquer.

It can only be slain by +1 weapons or greater though. So while I may not be mythical, it's definitely magical.

[Narradisall]

Originally Posted by mightbe

It can only be slain by +1 weapons or greater though. So while I may not be mythical, it's definitely magical.

+1? You poor man, I was under the impression you needed at least +7!

[mightbe]

It's more the weapon proficiency than the magical bonus.

Originally Posted by Kelegacy

civil will give the dating advice, I'll help with the sex advice. Together, we can help rid the world of virginity.

Tip #1 - The vagina is not a myth, and it doesn't require 100-sided die to conquer.

On the contrary my friend, I believe I could teach you a thing or two about the sexual arts.



EDIT: <3 mightbe.

[mightbe]

Originally Posted by civil

On the contrary my friend, I believe I could teach you a thing or two about the sexual arts.

The only way to solve this is to fuck.

On camera.

[Dukefrukem]

I thought this was a dating thread. Not a 'how to fuck for nerds' thread.

[Kelegacy]

Originally Posted by civil

On the contrary my friend, I believe I could teach you a thing or two about the sexual arts.



EDIT: <3 mightbe.

Maybe. I've only ever had sex once, and that was to create my son. Sex as pleasure is a sin. I can't even watch Lady and the Tramp because of the spaghetti scene--it's too suggestive.

[Talanvor]

I'm pretty sure this ranks right up there with asking for medical advice here too.

Originally Posted by Kelegacy

I can't even watch Lady and the Tramp because of the spaghetti scene--it's too suggestive.

I agree.

Until the laws in this fucking country are changed, I've got to stick to my Norwegian stuff.

[Thanasimos]

Originally Posted by Talanvor

I'm pretty sure this ranks right up there with asking for medical advice here too.

Hey, there are some perfectly good dr. internets on CoG! Now then, gentlemen (and doctors!), what are we going to do about me and Megan Fox?

[violent]

Teaching about women is like teaching to sing. You either can or can't.

[Kelegacy]

Originally Posted by Talanvor

I'm pretty sure this ranks right up there with asking for medical advice here too.

But the difference is giving bad dating advice won't (usually) kill you.

And violent, I think it's more of a socializing thing. If your parents didn't get you into groups or sports or take you out to play with other kids much at a younger age, or you didn't get into groups or clubs yourself, you are probably going to be more socially handicapped than the next guy. Which could have an impact on dealing with women as well as your fellow man.

Alcohol was the best way I met women when I was in high school. As a matter of fact, alcohol helped me succeed with every single woman I've ever had sex with now that I think about it--even my wife. Amazing. Sometimes just taking the edge off helps inhibitions. That doesn't mean get plastered, which could have the opposite affect.

Originally Posted by Thanasimos

Now then, gentlemen (and doctors!), what are we going to do about me and Megan Fox?

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