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Old 06-21-2012, 08:13 AM   #13341
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This is far funnier than it has any right to be.... I'm still laughing.

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Old 06-21-2012, 09:12 AM   #13342
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This is a thing of beauty:

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Old 06-21-2012, 09:27 AM   #13343
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Oh God...I totally lost it. Gary Oldman is awesome!
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Old 06-21-2012, 09:54 AM   #13344
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:48 PM   #13345
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I haven't been on Maddox's site in a quite some time (since he had that book tour thingy). So just by happenstance I managed to find my way to his site again. So many great articles there. I'm going through a couple and this one in particular was most humorous ha ha.. Oh man I'm gonna have a good day reading his newer articles.

http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/...ted_sandwiches
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Old 06-21-2012, 01:31 PM   #13346
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Oh fuck me lololololol:

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Old 06-21-2012, 01:36 PM   #13347
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Old 06-21-2012, 01:40 PM   #13348
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I'm sure that's been posted before, but that doesn't make it any less hilarious.
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Old 06-21-2012, 04:54 PM   #13349
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Old 06-22-2012, 03:51 AM   #13350
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Old 06-22-2012, 06:01 AM   #13351
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Was this the thread where we were discussing FunnyJunk v TheOatMeal?

Has anyone been following that shit? The lawyer for Funnyjunk is fucking insane! The humanity is screwed up thread insane. Not only had he started taking his own action when people spammed his site with abuse, he then started sueing the host of the charity fund, a charity fund! Now he is taking legal action against the two charities! The hell....
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Old 06-22-2012, 06:17 AM   #13352
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Yeah. You know you're a fine, upstanding specimen of humanity when you file suit against the American Cancer Society on behalf of a bunch of leeches. (Though, to be fair to Funnyjunk, it seems like he's just sending off lawsuits to anyone who wanders by.)

Next he'll sue the Internet.
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Old 06-22-2012, 07:13 AM   #13353
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The funniest bit was where it was uncovered that he and his wife made a bunch of tasteless comics about a local politician then sued the city on free speech grounds to try to get them to keep the comics up.
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Old 06-22-2012, 09:22 AM   #13354
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There was a higher res version of that on imgur the other day.

It became my new desktop background.
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Old 06-22-2012, 09:06 PM   #13355
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Old 06-22-2012, 09:09 PM   #13356
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Old 06-22-2012, 10:30 PM   #13357
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Yeah. You know you're a fine, upstanding specimen of humanity when you file suit against the American Cancer Society on behalf of a bunch of leeches. (Though, to be fair to Funnyjunk, it seems like he's just sending off lawsuits to anyone who wanders by.)

Next he'll sue the Internet.
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I have to go to the DMV to get my license reinstated and pay them lot's of moneys ($2500), mostly bullshit fees and assessment fees that have nothing to do with the violations themselves. Comic is very relevant.
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Old 06-23-2012, 02:19 AM   #13358
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Really reminds me of that asshole that got disbarred after suing videogame companies.
You know what? I think it's actually an awesome state of affairs that we've come to the point where people actually forget who Jack Thompson is. I think that means we've won.
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Old 06-23-2012, 03:32 AM   #13359
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I have to go to the DMV within this coming month to renew my license.
I have to do the same. Dread!

At least I finally get to take a new picture. I renewed online last time and they kept my high school picture on my license.
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Old 06-23-2012, 08:57 AM   #13360
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I had to do that last month. I timed it. From the moment I walked in the door until I walked out with my new license, it was 4 minutes and 47 seconds.

Sometimes I realize that I live an unusually blessed life.
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