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Old 03-15-2012, 12:37 PM   #11601
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A lot of the posts have interesting main plots. The bigger joke is usually the ridiculous sub-plot, of which TNG had many.
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Old 03-15-2012, 12:47 PM   #11602
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Old 03-15-2012, 01:05 PM   #11603
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This one caught me off guard:

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A giant alien spermatozoa attacks the Enterprise, trying to impregnate the warp core. Picard's formal uniform is a dress. Sorry, but it is.
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Old 03-15-2012, 02:37 PM   #11604
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This is fantastic stuff. It echoes TNG so well.
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Old 03-15-2012, 02:40 PM   #11605
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For comparison, here are some real TNG episode summaries:

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The Enterprise falls victim to an ancient booby trap set to snare starships; while in an effort to find an escape, Geordi finds himself falling for the holodeck's representation of a famous Federation engineer.
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The Enterprise is caught up in the schemes of a flamboyant space rogue on the run, while Data explores humor with the help of a holodeck comedian (played by Joe Piscopo).
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Riker's estranged father visits to brief him on the command he has been offered, and Worf's friends discover he is about to miss an important Klingon rite of passage.
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Lt. Barclay's use of the holodeck as an escape interferes with his duties. Meanwhile, the Enterprise suffers from mysterious and random malfunctions.
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Old 03-15-2012, 02:50 PM   #11606
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A team of elite space thieves deactivate the Enterprise's artificial gravity and steal the warp core. Barclay disintegrates his legs.
Dying here.
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Old 03-15-2012, 04:35 PM   #11607
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Everything is funnier when Barclay harms himself some way.
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Old 03-15-2012, 04:43 PM   #11608
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Old 03-15-2012, 08:27 PM   #11609
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Beverly fights an alien info-virus that overwrites the human brain. Worf claims allergies are dishonorable, refuses to stop eating peanuts.
Or maybe...
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Data must solely represent non-carbon-based life at a Federation symposium on galactic civil rights. Riker fights a bear.
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Old 03-15-2012, 08:30 PM   #11610
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Old 03-15-2012, 09:03 PM   #11611
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Old 03-16-2012, 12:20 AM   #11612
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Old 03-16-2012, 12:32 AM   #11613
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Heh, well done.
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Old 03-16-2012, 01:35 AM   #11614
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TNG Season 8....jesus...

The Worf Allergy one made my cry I laughed so hard.

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The Enterprise is flung into the Delta Quadrant by an alien called the Caretaker. Geordi soups up the warp core and they're home by dinner.
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Viggo St. Charles, Picard’s childhood nemesis, embroils him in a hunt for a long lost shipment of rare wine. Troi finds Barclay's dolls.
Jesus fucking Christ that actually sounds like an episode.

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Wesley returns from a trip to discover that the Enterprise crew has been transformed into pigs. Worf is a mean pig.
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Old 03-16-2012, 07:17 AM   #11615
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Old 03-16-2012, 07:21 AM   #11616
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I'm pretty sure that has been posted already but it doesn't diminish the awesome.
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Old 03-16-2012, 07:22 AM   #11617
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Oh man. That's priceless.
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Old 03-16-2012, 09:09 AM   #11618
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The funniest thing about this is that it's not a joke... it's a real movie.



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