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Old 03-02-2012, 12:01 PM   #11341
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So I'm working on some client registration functionality for a client's website...they know I'm doing this because they asked for it.

So I integrate some new functionality with their live site...I do a test run and register an account under the name John Cocktoston....anyone who loves the movie Fletch gets the reference....keep in mind I use my real company email though...I get the following response...

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I apologize, but I do not find a client in our database by the name of “Cocktoston Construction” or one that has you listed as a contact. Is it possible you do business with us under a different name?
Seriously? They didn't notice that someone with an email address that handles their Web Development has registered around the same time that we told them we were deploying the functionality.

You got to love users/clients.
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Old 03-02-2012, 12:22 PM   #11342
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'Mung rags.' This is the term you 'cheese towel' people are looking for.
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Old 03-02-2012, 12:27 PM   #11343
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That's because the God-fearing parts of the world don't call them "crisps" ya limey, ya. We call them chips. And we call your chips "fries." Deal with it.
You call lots of sensible long establish names wierd incorrect things, thats what makes you all so adorable.
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Old 03-02-2012, 12:27 PM   #11344
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'Mung rags.' This is the term you 'cheese towel' people are looking for.
No.
Just no. Never the TERM we looked for.
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Old 03-02-2012, 12:43 PM   #11345
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WTF??? That is some weird-ass tribute going on.
I dunno if it's real, but it isn't something I want to test. SH was a genuinely frightening game for me. I don't want to add to it
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Old 03-02-2012, 01:10 PM   #11346
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Old 03-02-2012, 01:31 PM   #11347
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Old 03-02-2012, 01:34 PM   #11348
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Oh man. That killed me. I teared up suppressing laughter.
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Old 03-02-2012, 01:59 PM   #11349
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My local Walmart from time to time will stock Hershies chocolate candy bars in the end cap of the electronics department... right next to the video games. I guess they know their customers.
People who like terrible chocolate?
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:03 PM   #11350
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That printer one is hilarious, and so true.
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:42 PM   #11351
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I'm gonna repost my absolute fave of all time:


CHRISTOPHER LLOYD IS UNIMPRESSED
Did not even play Magic, but I like it!
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Old 03-02-2012, 04:21 PM   #11352
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As old as the intewrnet but still bloody fuinnyt,.
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Old 03-02-2012, 04:56 PM   #11353
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There's not really a bad place to stock chocolate candy bars, is there?
I guess not. I guess they didn't want to make the fat gamers walk all the way to the candy aisle.

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I think if Walmart stocked chocolate bars on all of their end caps then they'd know their customers.
Add in white tank tops and they'd have it right.

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People who like terrible chocolate?
People who want sweet snacks while they game out and aren't too picky.
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:37 PM   #11354
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:43 PM   #11355
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Did not even play Magic, but I like it!
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Old 03-03-2012, 06:08 AM   #11356
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As old as the intewrnet but still bloody fuinnyt,.
Somebody's been DRINKING!
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Old 03-03-2012, 10:02 AM   #11357
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Just wondering is all.
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Old 03-03-2012, 11:46 AM   #11358
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Old 03-03-2012, 12:23 PM   #11359
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That's pretty funny.
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Old 03-03-2012, 12:27 PM   #11360
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