Awesome Reviews of Sci-Fi Movies by Mr Boring Voice

[Karak]

I think we may have talked about this guy before.

http://www.youtube.com/user/RedLetterMedia

But damn he had me laughing. His voice take a LOT to get used to but, the Star Trek Nemesis review is epic. When he starts talking about keyboard designs for monsters with giant hands I about fucking lost it.

His Phantom Menage Review on Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZ...eature=related

I have been watching them all. The Phantom Menace review is fucking 70 minutes of awesome. By the time he had fucked up like the 4th world war, said protagonist wrong for the 9th time I could not stop laughing. I love how he has interviews with people from behind the scenes and when they are talking about G. Lucas even they have no fucking clue what he is doing.

[Karak]

Oh Jesus the 1st Contact Review is amazing.

The Borg are just dumb hahahaha.
"Why didn't they go back to 1950?" Ha.

[Xerxes]

These are long as fuck!

[Karak]

Originally Posted by Xerxes

These are long as fuck!

Just do the ones broken up. They are like 8-9 minutes and some are funny as fuck.
I have not laughed this hard in a long time.
The fucking 1st Contact review is EPIC. When he describes Picard plans for the deflector dish, the entire plot just fucking falls apart. Hahaha. Oh my gawd. Tears.

[Philonious]

I don't really need to listen to someone deconstructing a bad 15 year-old movie for forty minutes... But yeah, he is pretty funny.

[Camel]

These are incredible. Holy crap.

I like imagining the International Space Station fending off the Borg attack.

The transitions between points crack me up. I love how they just run together.

[Karak]

Originally Posted by Camel

These are incredible. Holy crap.

I like imagining the International Space Station fending off the Borg attack.

The transitions between points crack me up. I love how they just run together.

Yes...just yes. The fucking ISS part with the Borg just fucking makes me cackle.
The Phantom Menage one is long, but when he starts describing the Queen and her Mimic Guard both setting each up for failure when they are on the throne I damn near pissed myself.
"I am going to make you do the dishes when you are pretending to be the helper."
"Well I will make you wash dirty clothes and clean droids."
The voices...man.

Star Trek Generations.
Where the FAT old actors meet those who are now being paid.
hahahahah hahahahaha

[Xerxes]

I'm still on Generations. This is taking forever. But I can't stop. They are funny.

[Karak]

Originally Posted by Xerxes

I'm still on Generations. This is taking forever. But I can't stop. They are funny.

They are long but fuck man. His way of talking about it is awesome.
"It is stupid and Kirk is in it, but Spock said no...cause it was DUMB.
Hahahahaha."

[Camel]

Originally Posted by Karak

Yes...just yes. The fucking ISS part with the Borg just fucking makes me cackle.

The part where the computer is asking whether or not the crew needs shoes almost brought me to tears. Holy crap.

[Karak]

Originally Posted by Camel

The part where the computer is asking whether or not the crew needs shoes almost brought me to tears. Holy crap.

Hahahaha.
Also the ship just keeping asking questions:
"Where do you want the clothes?"
"How many suites?"
"What size are you?"
hahahahah

[Hawkzombie]

LOL...the Generations Part 1.

And then everyone stood around for a picture that nobody took.

Also, the way it just cuts him off is priceless.

[Karak]

Originally Posted by Hawkzombie

LOL...the Generations Part 1.

And then everyone stood around for a picture that nobody took.

ya I just finished that one.
Something is 3 lights years away...hey its coming.
Hey someone...this thing is coming at us...
Someone.
Boom.
Damn.
Hahahahaha FUCK MAN I am dying.

[Codicier]

Oh man thanks for bringing us these. If I didn't have an exam tomorrow I'd stay up watching these things. Just part 1 of First Contact has me laughing really hard.

[Karak]

Originally Posted by Codicier

Oh man thanks for bringing us these. If I didn't have an exam tomorrow I'd stay up watching these things. Just part 1 of First Contact has me laughing really hard.

Dude. Wait until he starts talking about pizza rolls talking to himself in the middle of a movie.
I fucking choked man.
Glad you guys like it.

[Xerxes]

Ok, Part 3 of First Contact with the little workout breakdown part, I almost broke my jaw trying not to laugh. This shit is hilarious.

[Karak]

Originally Posted by Xerxes

Ok, Part 3 of First Contact with the little workout breakdown part, I almost broke my jaw trying not to laugh. This shit is hilarious.

"Well...she is flexible." Hahahaha. Ya awesome.
Which borg? Those borg?
Which of the 3? hahahaha. I dig this guys lazy way of talking and as others have said, they just cut him off as he is bitching which is laughter causing all by itself.

[johnperkins21]

This dude is awesome. It's hilarious and stupid, and yet pretty insightful. It's like he somehow merged Frito from Idiocracy with Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun Times and Cancer. (Too soon?)

[LongStepMantis]

Just finished his reviews on Generations and First Contact. I love how he covers things I would never even think to notice, like the whole bit about the little room you have to crawl through the wall to reach, and the impracticality of a forcefield window that serves no purpose and would kill anyone in that room if the power failed.

Thanks for finding this, and yes, somehow the fact he always gets cut off in each section doesn't stop being funny. Ever. I guess his whore wife won't be bothering him anymore at least.

I was unsure about the overall length...but in the end I think I'd rather watch this than the actual movies.

[Widgetcraft]

Awesome channel, thanks for that. I love this kind of stuff. I disagree with some (not all) of his points about Generations, but Nemesis was spot-on.