*ONE* Random thing you despise

[Narradisall]

Maybe he lost a page today.

[Xerxes]

Originally Posted by muddi900

If you want a great way to tell if a movie's watchable, check the imdb rating. It will not give you an inkling into the quality, but if the rating's over 6, it is definitely watchable.

This is the same system I use. Bout the same for games and using gamerankings.com.

[SilentScreams]

I despise when people use the word "Draconian" to refer to stuff that is actually a minor annoyance. DRM being the most common example.
Look up the definition of "Draconian" and you might realise how much of a drama queen you're coming across as.

[Serapth]

People that grab at a public bathroom door, find that its locked, then knock.


DONT FUCKING KNOCK!


People that do that to me cause me to take the worlds longest shit, even if I was just in there to have a quick pee.

[Bone]

Bonus points if you can actually trigger a long fart (or worse) when they knock.

[Xerxes]

Originally Posted by SilentScreams

I despise when people use the word "Draconian" to refer to stuff that is actually a minor annoyance. DRM being the most common example.
Look up the definition of "Draconian" and you might realise how much of a drama queen you're coming across as.

Oh no you just raped my usage of the word Draconian. No one will ever be safe with you and Michael Bay walking around. You guys are just like Nazis.

[Serapth]

Originally Posted by SilentScreams

I despise when people use the word "Draconian" to refer to stuff that is actually a minor annoyance. DRM being the most common example.
Look up the definition of "Draconian" and you might realise how much of a drama queen you're coming across as.

I guess I should stop calling my local liquor stores hours draconian then, eh?

[Zero]

Originally Posted by Krispy

I always thought the dish wash rules at my house were pretty draconian but I guess they were just malfoynian.

[Ox]

Originally Posted by Xerxes

You are just failing all over the place today aren't you.

Yeah, my phone died halfway through posting that. Here's the corrected link.

I'd feel pretty terrible about myself, but on the other hand my alarm clock today was an enthusiastic blowjob. So I figure the day breaks even.

[MagGnome]

SilentScreams' pretentious grammar-Nazism is really draconian.

[MagGnome]

Originally Posted by Ox

Yeah, my phone died halfway through posting that. Here's the corrected link.

I'd feel pretty terrible about myself, but on the other hand my alarm clock today was an enthusiastic blowjob. So I figure the day breaks even.

Well aren't you living a charmed life?

[SilentScreams]

I despise you all.

[Xerxes]

Originally Posted by Ox

Yeah, my phone died halfway through posting that. Here's the corrected link.

I'd feel pretty terrible about myself, but on the other hand my alarm clock today was an enthusiastic blowjob. So I figure the day breaks even.

My alarm clock went weh-weh-weh-weh. It was annoying. Who's failing now I guess.

[Ox]

Originally Posted by MagGnome

Well aren't you living a charmed life?

Be warned: after Scotch #2, I will explain my theory that my life is so charmed that any substantial improvement would so offend the public's sense of justice that they would tear me limb from limb lest my very existence spur God to smite them for impiety.

[Serapth]

Originally Posted by Krispy

Looks like Ox and I have something in common. And it is not just our egos.

You both have bad taste in alcohol?



Scotch. Blech.

[Zero]

Originally Posted by Ox

Yeah, my phone died halfway through posting that. Here's the corrected link.

I'd feel pretty terrible about myself, but on the other hand my alarm clock today was an enthusiastic blowjob. So I figure the day breaks even.

What is your usual reaction when losing?

[Serapth]

Man, that was a long build up for a Harvey Birdman joke...

[Ox]

My actual reaction to losing a case legally constitutes "criminal contempt of court."

[Xerxes]

Originally Posted by Krispy

Does anyone else picture Xerxes as Eeyore?

You wouldn't be the first to say that.

[evilgoodwin]

I always picture Ox losing a case by him sighing and hanging his head solemnly before throwing the stenographer out of the window with a resounding battle-cry while bailiffs drag him to a holding cell.

But that's just my brain being weird.