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Old 03-01-2012, 05:02 PM   #6841
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It's like someone took Rachel Ray and cranked the annoying dial up to 76. For the record, Rachel Ray is fucking annoying, and the dial only goes up to 10 regularly.


God I hate her. Fake attitude, fake stupid jersey accident ( or worse, REAL! ), fake tattoos as "attitude". Fake. Annoying. I would drop the cunt word here, but my wife always scolds me when I do that. So I wont call this cunt a cunt.
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:51 PM   #6842
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Old 03-01-2012, 07:19 PM   #6843
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It's like someone took Rachel Ray and cranked the annoying dial up to 76. For the record, Rachel Ray is fucking annoying, and the dial only goes up to 10 regularly.


God I hate her. Fake attitude, fake stupid jersey accident ( or worse, REAL! ), fake tattoos as "attitude". Fake. Annoying. I would drop the cunt word here, but my wife always scolds me when I do that. So I wont call this cunt a cunt.
Fuck...my wife and I -hate- that show too. She always makes crap too. And her accent? It's not Jersey. It's like some Eastern European bastardization. Almost Gypsy, but more...unrefined. It's hideous.
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Old 03-01-2012, 07:20 PM   #6844
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It's like someone took Rachel Ray and cranked the annoying dial up to 76. For the record, Rachel Ray is fucking annoying, and the dial only goes up to 10 regularly.


God I hate her. Fake attitude, fake stupid jersey accident ( or worse, REAL! ), fake tattoos as "attitude". Fake. Annoying. I would drop the cunt word here, but my wife always scolds me when I do that. So I wont call this cunt a cunt.
Ya it is a pretty terrible show, well I don't like her so I don't like the show. I also don't like Guy Fieri. I find him annoying and I don't like the shows he does either. I wish he wasn't on so many last time I watched a lot of food network. I wouldn't be surprised if he still was on a lot of them.
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Old 03-01-2012, 07:24 PM   #6845
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Ya it is a pretty terrible show, well I don't like her so I don't like the show. I also don't like Guy Fieri. I find him annoying and I don't like the shows he does either. I wish he wasn't on so many last time I watched a lot of food network. I wouldn't be surprised if he still was on a lot of them.
Yeah, its the male ( slightly less annoying ) form of her. I can tolerate him, and like the premise of his show, but I don't like him. Same thing really, the fake attempt to be "extreme". You people are cooking hosts... you aren't fucking extreme, deal with it.
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Old 03-01-2012, 07:25 PM   #6846
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Fuck...my wife and I -hate- that show too. She always makes crap too. And her accent? It's not Jersey. It's like some Eastern European bastardization. Almost Gypsy, but more...unrefined. It's hideous.
It's completely fake I think, but I think she's going for 'jerzy
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For those that can't follow along as they don't watch Food Network, this is the , ummmm



non-cunt.





Give it at least 2 minutes to get a real feeling of hate building.


Actually, funny enough I think my wife hates her enough to allow me to unleash the C-word.
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Old 03-01-2012, 07:33 PM   #6848
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Old 03-01-2012, 07:40 PM   #6849
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For those that can't follow along as they don't watch Food Network, this is the , ummmm



non-cunt.





Give it at least 2 minutes to get a real feeling of hate building.


Actually, funny enough I think my wife hates her enough to allow me to unleash the C-word.
Might be even worse then I remember. I did try to block it out though.
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Wow, that video made me physically ill, and I just skipped through it.
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Old 03-01-2012, 08:42 PM   #6852
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NHL officiating. When they shit the bed, they shit the bed. This CGY PHX game is driving me to want to murder zebras.
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Old 03-01-2012, 11:37 PM   #6853
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Waiting for callbacks. Had an interview on Wednesday morning, was told I'd hear Thursday, Friday at the very latest... Looks like I'm going to be wondering all through the weekend. I'm guessing that by this stage, I haven't got it but a simple 'hey, nah' call takes like, 5 seconds.
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Waiting for callbacks. Had an interview on Wednesday morning, was told I'd hear Thursday, Friday at the very latest... Looks like I'm going to be wondering all through the weekend. I'm guessing that by this stage, I haven't got it but a simple 'hey, nah' call takes like, 5 seconds.
I've found that when they say they'll call you, it usually means that they want you to call them. That, or I nag them to death until they hire me.
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Old 03-02-2012, 12:22 AM   #6855
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Waiting for callbacks. Had an interview on Wednesday morning, was told I'd hear Thursday, Friday at the very latest... Looks like I'm going to be wondering all through the weekend. I'm guessing that by this stage, I haven't got it but a simple 'hey, nah' call takes like, 5 seconds.
This.

As an actor, I am used to never hearing back from things even though I ostensibly have people whose job it is to tell me stuff like this.

For me the worst part is when people ask me if I've heard back about auditions. They get so excited, like if I was going to be on some new HBO show I'd just hang out like it was any other day.
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Old 03-02-2012, 12:32 AM   #6856
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I gave them a call, but no answer, so I'm just going to sit with various scenarios running through my head:
'They're letting all the unsuccessful ones know first!'
'They need to confirm the guy who got the job wants it before they tell me I haven't'
'They're probably checking my references first'
'A witch turned them into newts!'
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You could take the George Costanza route and just show up Monday like you have the job.
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Old 03-02-2012, 12:44 AM   #6858
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I actually did that for my first job in Australia. I hadn't been job hunting in years, but the day after they offered me the job I turned up at the office. They were all 'You can't be here! We can't even let you through the door for another 2 weeks!'

Aussies are weird.
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Haha...that's awesome!
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