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Old 09-18-2009, 10:44 PM   #1
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Rammstein new Porn Video (Extremely NSFW)

I'm serious!, even the domain is NSFW, don't even click on the link if could have a problem with something like that.

http://visit-x.net/CAMS/US/specials/Rammstein.html


Ok, to be honest, they went down the "shock" cliff a long time ago, so no suprise here.

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Old 09-18-2009, 10:52 PM   #2
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I've never really been a fan of Rammstein to begin with, but goddamn, that song was awful. They even worked "Farvhergnugen" (or however it's spelled) into the song... just awful.

The video just made it worse. I guess it's great they get to play porn stars and all, but really it was just terrible.
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Old 09-18-2009, 10:54 PM   #3
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Never really was a fan of them, but that song was actually catchy in an amusing way (I feel that if you are going to create music like this, you can at least have a sense of humor about it).

As far as the video goes, yea it's porn. And this video will only ever be seen on the internet where there is tons of porn (and lots better porn, at that). I suppose it's good publicity, though.
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Old 09-18-2009, 10:55 PM   #4
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Am I the only one who heard Farfugnewgan (sp?) as one of the lyrics? Driving Pleasure...Really??
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Old 09-18-2009, 11:03 PM   #5
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I've not really ever been a fan of them, but like Kats said, it kinda is a little catchy, and the video is definitely pr0n.
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Old 09-18-2009, 11:09 PM   #6
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Honestly, I wonder if it was really them or not...some of the shots seemed almost super-imposed...

Like they had stunt-cocks!!
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Old 09-18-2009, 11:21 PM   #7
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I thought it was fucking hilarious. Turning the keyboardist into a well endowed tranny was a nice touch.
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Old 09-18-2009, 11:23 PM   #8
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Only song from them I ever remember digging was the one in the first Blade. There maybe more I never noticed though.
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Old 09-18-2009, 11:24 PM   #9
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This might be a bit too NSFW for COG. Especially near the end.
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Old 09-18-2009, 11:30 PM   #10
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Damn, that was a terrible song. It wasn't even catchy, it was just a bad song.
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Old 09-18-2009, 11:39 PM   #11
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Crap song funny video (also the lead singer looks like he's 60).

Also counts as the most pleasant German porn I've ever seen.
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Old 09-19-2009, 12:16 AM   #12
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Swimmers...they just aren't normal people.
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Old 09-19-2009, 12:29 AM   #13
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Yeah, catchy. I didn't get the I can't get in Germany part.
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Old 09-19-2009, 12:31 AM   #14
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If some crazy scientist took a bunch of musically inclined 12 year olds, lobotomized them and put their brains and consciousness in the bodies of 60 year old German queens and told them to do whatever they wanted Ramstien would be the result.

There isn't a single redeeming thing about that band or their music.
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Old 09-19-2009, 12:48 AM   #15
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Old 09-19-2009, 12:50 AM   #16
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I liked it! And I think the singer was doing a version of meatspin with the microphone...

You know the Germans make good stuff!
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Old 09-19-2009, 01:09 AM   #17
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If some crazy scientist took a bunch of musically inclined 12 year olds, lobotomized them and put their brains and consciousness in the bodies of 60 year old German queens and told them to do whatever they wanted Ramstien would be the result.

There isn't a single redeeming thing about that band or their music.
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Old 09-19-2009, 01:37 AM   #18
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Would even this even be classed as porn in germany? Crazy germans.
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:18 AM   #19
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You are aware that that isn't Rammstein in Blade right?
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:51 AM   #20
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You are aware that that isn't Rammstein in Blade right?
I've been running around with bad info for far too long.
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