Most Random Comment f/ a Stranger

[Wayward_Son]

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...lete_stranger/

I laughed my ass off at the one about the homeless dude. What about you guys, seems fitting for late-nite bullshitting, what's the most random thing a passer-by has said to thee?

"After an extended morning sex session with my girlfriend it was decided that I was the one who would be going to the store for food. As I'm walking down the street this black homeless guy smiles and asks if he can have a drag off my cigarette, I just give him the whole thing. He takes a puff, smiles real big and yells really loud: "This man right here has just been eatin some fine pussy!" ... took me a minute to realize how he knew."

[Hawkzombie]

I got nothing. But that homeless one is hilarious.

[OldeWolf]

"CAN-YOU-HEAR-ME-NOW?" after I told a subway worker inside a full busy subway that I'm deaf and to look at me when he's talking...Needless to say, I wouldn't have mind throwing a table at that face but alas it was bolted to the floor. To make up for that, the cashier machine broke so I got myself a free subway. I was happy.

[H.Bogard]

You shouted at some poor minimum wage worker to dry your car while it was raining ? You're the king of assholes.

Epic! I love shit like this.

[rein]

When I was sixteen an old man walked into the Babbages where I worked carrying a purse. He walked up to me and said "Watch this!" and set the purse down and walked deeper into the store.

A few minutes later an old woman came in and found him and said "Frank! Where is my purse?!" he just shrugged and turned around. She looked around and saw it on a shelf and said "That is the last time I trust you to carry my purse, are you ready to go?"

He just walked out without a word and winked at me.

I love this one because it is something my dad would have pulled.

[ShivaX]

Originally Posted by rein

I love this one because it is something my dad would have pulled.

Thats brilliant.

Oh no, I wont get to stand around holding your purse anymore? The horror!

[axion]

I was walking home from school once and saw a worker going down into the sewer:

Me: "What's it like down there?"

Him: "Stay in school"

[Whunpo]

I loved all of these. Had me howling with laughter all of last night. I personally don't get yelled at by strangers very often, but the closest thing I can think of to something like this I was just a bystander in. I was riding bikes with my friend, and we had to cross a street. Anyway, I look behind at the traffic, and there is a truck off in the distance, but not close enough to be a problem. Now, I assume my friend will check for himself to see if he himself has enough time to cross. But he trusts my judgement, and crosses the street without a look. Now, by the time I'm across, he's right in front of the truck, who has to slow down to let him by. Not a huge big deal. Annoying for the driver and slightly scary for the cyclist, but it isn't uncommon. However, this driver (being a mean mother fucker in a big truck) honks all the way as my friend crosses the road. My friend isn't always the brightest in these kinds of situations, so he turns around and gives this guy the finger, and goes back to his ride. This sends the driver over the edge, so he speeds up, turns around and proceeds to follow us as we ride.
Now this shit is pretty scary. The guy rolls down his window and starts fucking SCREAMING at us:
"Fucking Bitch! You flip me off? I'll call the cops on you little punks! Fucking Bitch! Fucking BITCH!"
But the kicker was, this guy had the weirdest combination of a redneck accent and a really heavy lisp.
It. Was. Hilarious.
We were trying to be scared and apologize, but his voice was making us howl with laughter. He eventually sped away, but it was only after he had cursed and threatened us for a few minutes.

[Karak]

Hahahah those are awesome.

Moving south in Oregon to Eugene, I have found more people being pretty belligerent whether it be just random strangers or people in stores and so forth. I have found the police here to be far more tolarent of abuse both towards themselves and person to person so people get away with a lot of shit.
The first week I was here while walking to get a pop at 7-11 a random guy was hanging over a bus stop seat like an airplane and singing. He was black, had no shirt, sweatpants and no shoes. He was singing some kind of old show tune.
I said nothing.
As I pass he yells "Don't like my fucking music whitey?"
I say "No I just expected rap"
He gets up to run after me but forgets that he is blinding drunk and falls on his face smashing his cell phone.
I come back about 10 minutes later and he is rapping.

Oh and then at Walmart, I bought a pepsi from an outside vending machine, put it down to buy my wife one and turn around and some fucker is drinking it...I mean it was set down for just seconds I mean seconds.
Which of course resulted in a nice scuffle, the cops, and us being told that Walmart didn't like that kind of thing.
I didn't know if they meant stealing, or me slapping the pop out of the guys mouth middrink

[Generation ABXY]

Originally Posted by Karak

Oh and then at Walmart, I bought a pepsi from an outside vending machine, put it down to buy my wife one and turn around and some fucker is drinking it...I mean it was set down for just seconds I mean seconds.

Ha, I've had similar things happen before, though they usually have me pegged right and I end up doing nothing most of the time. And, as much as I've seen it, I've still never figured out where such audacity comes from...well, apart from an overwhelming sense of entitlement. The truly sad thing is, if they'd only ask, I'd probably be more than willing to help them out, assuming I'm in a position to (though I've actually seen people get angry if you can't buy them something, give them a ride, etc.).

[Karak]

Originally Posted by Generation ABXY

Ha, I've had similar things happen before, though they usually have me pegged right and I end up doing nothing most of the time. And, as much as I've seen it, I've still never figured out where such audacity comes from...well, apart from an overwhelming sense of entitlement. The truly sad thing is, if they'd only ask, I'd probably be more than willing to help them out, assuming I'm in a position to (though I've actually seen people get angry if you can't buy them something, give them a ride, etc.).

I will fully admit I am far more rage filled and physical than I should ever be. But to me theft is something that should be met with overwhelming force and instant response Thats just me.

Ya I know what you mean about people feeling entitled. A couple weeks ago we stopped at a guy with a sign that says "Will work for food."
My father rolled the window down and said "We have 2 cords of wood to cut. If you help us I will give you 25 bucks."
The guy flipped my dad off.
Ha. Will "pretend to work for food"

[Crowe]

I don't have a proper story for this and I can only remember one time a stranger has 'said' something random to me. I didn't live in the best area so I seen weird shit happen every second day(The area I lived in had several courts coming off a street and an avenue that all joined onto a dusty arse park.....another reason for many weird happening.).

On this particular day I was walking home from school (about 16 years old) and decided to cut through a different Crt than usual to save some time, as I'm walking down the road there is a dude standing on his lawn with a gold club. I didn't make eye contact but the second I passed him he let out an "ooiii" followed by "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" as he chased my as far as he could with his fucking golf club raised above his head. I had a full bag of books on my back too and he got within a few metres.

It was extremely random and I never ever walked home that way again. I also walked well out of his way after that.

[Generation ABXY]

Originally Posted by Karak

I will fully admit I am far more rage filled and physical than I should ever be. But to me theft is something that should be met with overwhelming force and instant response Thats just me.

Oh, it's understandable. My father had a particularly bad temper, and thanks to (thankfully just) two incidents, I know I inherited it. I work hard to keep my calm, especially since I have a bad heart – I don't need to get involved in something I can't finish.

Ya I know what you mean about people feeling entitled. A couple weeks ago we stopped at a guy with a sign that says "Will work for food."
My father rolled the window down and said "We have 2 cords of wood to cut. If you help us I will give you 25 bucks."
The guy flipped my dad off.
Ha. Will "pretend to work for food"

Well, you can't eat money.

Then again, with the way some of these big corporations are struggling, maybe he's just more a white collar sort of guy and the work he had in mind was more along the lines of providing sound financial advice.

[bapenguin]

Where's bone? He can tell the story about Jacob and his instruments.

[Wolvie]

I was standing in line at the store, and some old man walking behind me stopped, looked at the shirt I was wearing(Mudvayne) and says "That's not a shirt I'd wear to church!"

I turned, looked at him like he was crazy, then decided it was best to not create a scene, so I just turned around and said nothing.

To this day I still don't know why he said that, or what he was trying to accomplish.

[Pigeon]

It wasn't said to me, but it's the line I've never gotten out of my head.
My brother and I stopped at the grocery store and passed 2 stockers setting up a display. One said to the other "A drunk Butros Butros Gali" and they broke out into loud laughter. It took me a while to process that in my head and when I came back they were gone..

[Crowe]

Originally Posted by Wolvie

I was standing in line at the store, and some old man walking behind me stopped, looked at the shirt I was wearing(Mudvayne) and says "That's not a shirt I'd wear to church!"

I turned, looked at him like he was crazy, then decided it was best to not create a scene, so I just turned around and said nothing.

To this day I still don't know why he said that, or what he was trying to accomplish.

Deja Vu...

I think you have posted this before. And seriously, who gives a flying fuck what he would wear to Church.

[ShadokatRegn]

Originally Posted by axion

I was walking home from school once and saw a worker going down into the sewer:

Me: "What's it like down there?"

Him: "Stay in school"

This is probably the best "Stay in school" situation I've ever read! Brilliant!

[Wolvie]

Originally Posted by Crowe

Deja Vu...

I think you have posted this before. And seriously, who gives a flying fuck what he would wear to Church.

Yep, I did. It was the only random thing said by a stranger I could think of. I posted it for the people who didn't see it before, and still don't care.

[J Arcane]

"Hello, my name is J Arcane, and I'm calling on behalf of BMW of North America. May I speak with Mr. Rich White Guy?"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Guy is not available at the moment."

"Alright, can you tell me when he might be available?"

"The answer, is potluck."

"Umm, OK." *click*

WTF?