Dating Advice Thread

[JayVe]

Home-baked muffins always improves my mood.

[LoisInTranslation]

Originally Posted by Krispy

Lois, I think that whatever the answer is to your troubles, it should involve home baked muffins for all parties involved.

Oh no, soon you're going to be as bad as Supes. He knows that if I have a reason to bake, I will always make him a batch of his own...now I'll be making two extra batches.

[Hawkzombie]

Originally Posted by LoisInTranslation

Oh no, soon you're going to be as bad as Supes. He knows that if I have a reason to bake, I will always make him a batch of his own...now I'll be making two extra batches.

Screw them. Air-mail them to your new best buddy in Canada.

[Superman's Dead]

Originally Posted by Hawkzombie

Screw them. Air-mail them to your new best buddy in Canada.

I will stab you

Don't worry guys, I edited my signature using Tapatalk!

[LoisInTranslation]

Originally Posted by Superman's Dead

I will stab you

Don't worry guys, I edited my signature using Tapatalk!

You will stab Hawk or me? You're answer here could determine whether you get blueberry or chocolate chip muffins from now until I forgive you.

[Hawkzombie]

...Her punishment for you is a different kind of muffin...

She is definitely my new buddy.

[evilgoodwin]

If anything, I"m the most normal one here. Muffins should be MINE!


...so I'm thinking about banging someone almost twice my age...

[Ink Asylum]

Originally Posted by evilgoodwin

If anything, I"m the most normal one here. Muffins should be MINE!


...so I'm thinking about banging someone almost twice my age...

Go for it.

[J Arcane]

At my age, almost twice means a 60 year old woman.

I pass.

[Purple Santa]

Originally Posted by Krispy

You can case me in a month. Maybe I am a fraud.

Edit: So my best guess at a self diagnosis is schizoid.

ha. I love your sense of your "self". I think most therapists would think you are "healthy" compared to most of their clients. Unless you went to someone who took care of the "rich and filthier rich" then you would fit in with the moderate to low pathology. You can be my pseudo-rich client.

And I laughed at the schizoid diagnosis. Show that to Supes. I bet you he slaps you in back of the head

Originally Posted by evilgoodwin

...so I'm thinking about banging someone almost twice my age...

Why are you thinking? Thinking? Just go and enjoy. You can send me a ribeye for the thank you.

Originally Posted by J Arcane

At my age, almost twice means a 60 year old woman.

I pass.

Evil G is only 18. He's still good.

[J Arcane]

Damn kids! Shouldn't you be playing cops and robbers in the park or something? Stop nailing our women!

[evilgoodwin]

Originally Posted by Purple Santa

Evil G is only 18. He's still good.

I can't tell if you're joking... <_<

I'm 28, dammit!

[Purple Santa]

Originally Posted by Krispy

Ah, c'mon doc. Can't you prescribe me a mental illness?

I need to find a spot for you on my wall of quotes.

Edit: I'll give it to the "real" doctor, Dr. D.

[Dr. DiSomone Masters IV]

Originally Posted by Krispy

Ah, c'mon doc. Can't you prescribe me a mental illness?

I could but it would have to be in the next DSM edition. How I would "prescribe" you isn't considered a diagnosis yet. Names for body parts certainly should be considered diagnostically acceptable

[LoisInTranslation]

Originally Posted by Hawkzombie

...Her punishment for you is a different kind of muffin...

She is definitely my new buddy.

I made decent baked goods, but I don't know if it makes up for dealokg with the crazies I attract or the bad decisions I frequently make.

[Purple Santa]

Originally Posted by evilgoodwin

I can't tell if you're joking... <_<

I'm 28, dammit!

I really thought you were 16 but gave you two years.

Originally Posted by LoisInTranslation

I made decent baked goods, but I don't know if it makes up for dealokg with the crazies I attract or the bad decisions I frequently make.

Crazies? I thought Krispy and Supes were your friends. I mean they are crackers but they are well intentioned crackers

[LoisInTranslation]

Originally Posted by Purple Santa

I really thought you were 16 but gave you two years.


Crazies? I thought Krispy and Supes were your friends. I mean they are crackers but they are well intentioned crackers

Depends on the day :P. Really though, they put up with a lot.

[Hawkzombie]

Everyone here put up with all MY shit...which says a lot.

[diablopath]

Girls confuse me, fellas.

There's this girl at work, and I've been casually showing (or at least trying to show) interest in her for seven months or so. I'm not pining after her or anything, but I'll invite her out to lunch about once a week or something like that. Sometimes she says yes, sometimes she says no.

The past couple weeks, she's been really bitchy and hateful. Before, if she just didn't want to hangout or talk or something, she said so in a cool way, which I never took offense to. Past couple weeks, it's like she's been purposefully hurtful and mean. So, I let it go, stopped texting her and stopped being as warm to her at work. I wasn't spiteful towards her or anything, I just sort of backed off.

Today, the entire day, she was really sweet. She texted me right when I got off and invited me to dinner and she even bought me some ice cream for desert. She has never invited me anywhere before, I usually have to take that step. I really enjoyed it, and I think she did too, since she ended up staying quite a bit longer than she said she would.

I don't understand the shift in attitude at all. I can understand somebody having a bad day and being kind of hateful, but it was pretty constant for about three weeks. Then, today, we had the most fun we've ever had while in each other's company.

IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME.

[Ink Asylum]

Have you ever asked her out using the word "date"?