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Old 03-21-2012, 02:58 AM   #11721
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That was creepy as fuck...until they said the last name. Then I fucking lost it.
Same. I didn't get it at first, but then it dawned on me right before they said it. Did not expect to laugh that hard at this.
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Old 03-21-2012, 07:19 AM   #11722
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Not sure what the joke is supposed to be, as in I don't get why him being Forest Whitaker makes any difference.
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Old 03-21-2012, 07:31 AM   #11723
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Old 03-21-2012, 07:36 AM   #11724
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You gotta love technology. Everyone in the class video taping her. She doesn't stand a chance in hell with all of that evidence.

Death threat? Check.
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edit: Oh yeah....and Hate Crime due to the racist slurs.
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Old 03-21-2012, 07:38 AM   #11725
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:21 AM   #11726
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Not sure if Spigot's point was one about semantics but...

Racism is prejudice + power. Otherwise it's just prejudice. A person of color can be the most prejudiced, hateful "death to whitey" person you'll ever meet.

But racism is not simply "hating people of a particular race," though it's often used that way in lay discourse. Racism is predicated on prejudice, but it is the reification of white supremacist power structures: the surround of force that consciously or unconsciously leverages disadvantages on non-whites and confers privileges on whites.

This woman's probably very angry, because even a little education into how the world works will do that, but also emotionally disturbed.

EDIT: Or it was about the "C" word. But I've been watching British stuff for so long I don't even bat an eye! I mean, it's still bad, but it's not nearly as verboten as in American English.
Racism if you want to break it down into an equation is just thinking race = anything ie Asian = good at math, black = good at sports, white = conspiring maliciously to conquer every other race etc. etc. It has nothing to do with power, just assumption and the belief people have in their own assumptions.
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Old 03-21-2012, 11:33 AM   #11727
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Oh, absolutely. I know it's not objectively offensive and offensive doesn't mean "bad." Just pointing out that some words get different reactions from different people. I can hardly take a high road and say "that's sexist" because I say "bitch" all the time. I was just conditioned to avoid that word, and so I mostly do. I'd not impede anybody's right to say it, but it still makes me cringe.

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People said "But the thing
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He'd say "I'm aware of that, but I lone to fit as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."
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Old 03-21-2012, 01:59 PM   #11728
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Old 03-21-2012, 02:45 PM   #11729
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I guess that's one way to react if you're too stupid/ignorant to understand the concept of evolution.
Most educated people don't actually understand the concept of evolution.
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It's like I want more. Like who is the "hero" in this gif? What's the story? Did he ever catch the man with snot running out of his face? Is this how he handles all of his missions or was this a work only a work with a weapon you have available thing? Why does he run like a DBZ character?
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Old 03-21-2012, 08:08 PM   #11733
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Not sure if Spigot's point was one about semantics but...

Racism is prejudice + power. Otherwise it's just prejudice. A person of color can be the most prejudiced, hateful "death to whitey" person you'll ever meet.
By your own definition this chick was racist because she combined her prejudice with her ability to inflict physical damage on her classmates.

I often hear similar reasoning from people who think only whites can be racist...I've never understood that perspective

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Old 03-21-2012, 10:40 PM   #11735
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I'm still waiting for someone to explain the Forest Whitaker gag.

That video was just how I see most children. It's funny because it's true.
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I'm still waiting for someone to explain the Forest Whitaker gag.

That video was just how I see most children. It's funny because it's true.
Well I think I saw Peele say it was mostly cause they think Forest is creepy and menacing as adult, how was he as a baby? Well...
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Not sure if Spigot's point was one about semantics but...

Racism is prejudice + power. Otherwise it's just prejudice. A person of color can be the most prejudiced, hateful "death to whitey" person you'll ever meet.

But racism is not simply "hating people of a particular race," though it's often used that way in lay discourse. Racism is predicated on prejudice, but it is the reification of white supremacist power structures: the surround of force that consciously or unconsciously leverages disadvantages on non-whites and confers privileges on whites.

This woman's probably very angry, because even a little education into how the world works will do that, but also emotionally disturbed.

EDIT: Or it was about the "C" word. But I've been watching British stuff for so long I don't even bat an eye! I mean, it's still bad, but it's not nearly as verboten as in American English.
That argument was bullshit when the dude on the Real World first made it and still is. Its a cop out that makes every non-white person immune to being "racist" and thats it. Only thing is it technically also exempts almost every white person, because 99% of the people in the world have no power over anyone else. I know plenty of racists. Them not being in positions of power doesn't mean they're not fucking racists.

Normally I'd ignore the statement, but it pissed me off back in... 94'? when I first heard it. Basically black dude is being blatantly racist, someone calls him on it and he spews out the above. When everyone points out they have no power over him, he comes back with something along the lines of "all white people have power" or some other stupid shit.

Redefining racism to not apply to 99% of the populace is stupid. Redefining it so that it can only apply to white people is also stupid (which is what this is, since all white people have "power" somehow by being white).
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