The Colonizers.

[Bone]

Originally Posted by MagGnome

Don't put crap in your hair. It's gross.

I hate it when guys fill their hair with product.

I don't "fill" mine, but I put some in so it looks like it did in the morning, all day long. And girls seem to like the smell of it- it's pretty subdued combined with my body wash, I get girls leaning in to smell with a smile on their face and that is NEVER bad.

[pronounconnoun]

Originally Posted by Krispy

You have beautiful hair. Don't hide it.

Originally Posted by MagGnome

Don't put crap in your hair. It's gross.

I hate it when guys fill their hair with product.

You guys did take turns running your hands through it. Good times.

[Superman's Dead]

THAT IS WHY YOU USE POMADE, IT DOESN'T KEEP THE HAIR STIFF OR CRUNCHY, IT JUST HOLDS IT IN PLACE.

Come on, you guys, it's like trying to explain strip clubs to Vulcans in here.

[Bone]

I see, Captain. The female of the species agrees to provide physical affection in exchange for monetary reward. Fascinating.

[Ghostbear]

Originally Posted by Bone

I see, Captain. The female of the species agrees to provide physical affection in exchange for monetary reward. Fascinating.

Sigged! Hilarious

[Bone]

I am honored!

[MagGnome]

Originally Posted by Bone

I don't "fill" mine, but I put some in so it looks like it did in the morning, all day long. And girls seem to like the smell of it- it's pretty subdued combined with my body wash, I get girls leaning in to smell with a smile on their face and that is NEVER bad.

I will admit that I like it when a guy smells good, especially his hair. A friend of mine always smells really nice, and when we hug the smell is heavenly.

Originally Posted by pronounconnoun

You guys did take turns running your hands through it. Good times.

Don't forgot about the three of us giggling like little girls afterward.

Originally Posted by Krispy

Joey, don't give away our secrets.

You were supposed to let me touch yours too, remember?

Also, you never bought me a beer. Liar!

[MagGnome]

Yes, over-promise and under-deliver. That describes Krispy...and every other man in my life.

[Rock Bandit]

Face it Mags, you are sexually intimidating.

[MagGnome]

Men can't handle my oeuvre.

[Rock Bandit]

What is that, is that french for taint or something?

[SilentScreams]

It was a typo. He meant odour.

[MagGnome]

Har de har har.

Oeuvre is French for a body of work, especially literature.

In other words, it doesn't mean what I thought it meant. Whoops!

[Rock Bandit]

Originally Posted by Krispy

Unless it is philosophy. Then you will always get more than you oeuvre.

Fixed that for you.

[boratika]

Originally Posted by MagGnome

Har de har har.

Oeuvre is French for a body of work, especially literature.

In other words, it doesn't mean what I thought it meant. Whoops!

I thought you meant you brought it all, every time. The whole cumulative repertoire.

[MagGnome]

Originally Posted by Krispy

Unless it is philosophy. Then you will always get more than you order.

I don't recall you ever boring me with conversation, but that may have been the beer talking.

Originally Posted by Rock Bandit

Fixed that for you.

Awesome!

Originally Posted by boratika

I thought you meant you brought it all, every time. The whole cumulative repertoire.

Yes, that's exactly what I meant, obviously.

[diablopath]

Oh, it's just me and the boss.

[Ox]

The sweater vest looks good on you, glad the advice helped.

[diablopath]

Originally Posted by Ox

The sweater vest looks good on you, glad the advice helped.

Hah. Yeah, I know the advice said to not get a vest. It was a decision made under panic. Without that vest, the shirt looks really bad. I've only worn it into the office twice due to a lack of other clothing (a jacket).

Thankfully, they lock me in a cage and nobody ever sees me.

[Ox]

I know I was referring to a thin silk-and-woolen vest such as is a constituent of a three-piece suit, not a sweater vest; I presumed UT was referring to the same, although now that you mention it I have no basis for presuming that. Nevertheless, I am pleased you ignored what you perceived to be our advice.