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Old 01-04-2010, 06:09 AM   #1
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Dipswitch Comics "1497th Heaven"


Monday Morning!

At least you have a Dipswitch comic to enjoy today! Could be worse...
There could be two comics. :P

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Old 01-04-2010, 10:18 AM   #2
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It would be heaven if we were allowed to stab those guys who sing.
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Old 01-04-2010, 11:40 AM   #3
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Uh, you aren't supposed to, but as the Assassin's Creed Says: Nothing Is True, Everything Is Permitted.

Including stilettoing the eyes of Ren Faire Minstrels. All three of these things happened. I stabbed the guys guarding the codex in a pair of sweet dual kills, grab the page, then I leave, to be accosted by a PAIR of these lute carrying bastards. Dual killed them. It said 'Warning Ezio didn't kill innocents', but I hardly care. So I run away as another group of five guards is raging after me, only to be tripped up by Claudio, the slow-witted Fruit Salesman who AIMS TOWARDS ME as I run from the law.

So, he met his ultimate fate for being a numbnuts.

The game warned me a second time that I would be de-synched if I did it again. By that time I was running across the rooftops to have Leonardo translate the page.
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Old 01-04-2010, 12:13 PM   #4
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The one thing I thought odd about that "Ezio didn't kill civilians" warning, is that you can kill guards on the rooftops all day long, even after you've

saved Florence from a bloody coup, have been thanked by the city's leader, and given a cape that doesn't raise your profile in the city. You're a hero in the city, and rooftop guards still go after you, and you can still kill them without a second thought.


But accidentally stab the occasional pedestrian, and you're given great big warnings about getting desynced.
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The game warned me a second time that I would be de-synched if I did it again. By that time I was running across the rooftops to have Leonardo translate the page.
I never tried to kill them because I was de-synched killing an innocent once. I am now going to kill to my hearts content. Or until they de-sync me again
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