Rammstein new Porn Video (Extremely NSFW)

Seika · 09-18-2009, 10:44 PM

I'm serious!, even the domain is NSFW, don't even click on the link if could have a problem with something like that.

http://visit-x.net/CAMS/US/specials/Rammstein.html

Ok, to be honest, they went down the "shock" cliff a long time ago, so no suprise here.

Thoughts?

If the mods feel this is too much, you can go ahead and do what you will.

Laughing Penguin · 09-18-2009, 10:52 PM

I've never really been a fan of Rammstein to begin with, but goddamn, that song was awful. They even worked "Farvhergnugen" (or however it's spelled) into the song... just awful.

The video just made it worse. I guess it's great they get to play porn stars and all, but really it was just terrible.

BLeeP · 09-18-2009, 10:54 PM

Never really was a fan of them, but that song was actually catchy in an amusing way (I feel that if you are going to create music like this, you can at least have a sense of humor about it).

As far as the video goes, yea it's porn. And this video will only ever be seen on the internet where there is tons of porn (and lots better porn, at that). I suppose it's good publicity, though.

Hawkzombie · 09-18-2009, 10:55 PM

Am I the only one who heard Farfugnewgan (sp?) as one of the lyrics? Driving Pleasure...Really??

Zrikz · 09-18-2009, 11:03 PM

I've not really ever been a fan of them, but like Kats said, it kinda is a little catchy, and the video is definitely pr0n.

Hawkzombie · 09-18-2009, 11:09 PM

Honestly, I wonder if it was really them or not...some of the shots seemed almost super-imposed...

Like they had stunt-cocks!!

Bandango · 09-18-2009, 11:21 PM

I thought it was fucking hilarious. Turning the keyboardist into a well endowed tranny was a nice touch.

Xerxes · 09-18-2009, 11:23 PM

Only song from them I ever remember digging was the one in the first Blade. There maybe more I never noticed though.

Sandman · 09-18-2009, 11:24 PM

This might be a bit too NSFW for COG. Especially near the end.

hunterx280 · 09-18-2009, 11:30 PM

Damn, that was a terrible song. It wasn't even catchy, it was just a bad song.

Savok · 09-18-2009, 11:39 PM

Crap song funny video (also the lead singer looks like he's 60).

Also counts as the most pleasant German porn I've ever seen.

biosc1 · 09-19-2009, 12:16 AM

Swimmers...they just aren't normal people.

Xerxes · 09-19-2009, 12:29 AM

Yeah, catchy. I didn't get the I can't get in Germany part.

Grifter · 09-19-2009, 12:31 AM

If some crazy scientist took a bunch of musically inclined 12 year olds, lobotomized them and put their brains and consciousness in the bodies of 60 year old German queens and told them to do whatever they wanted Ramstien would be the result.

There isn't a single redeeming thing about that band or their music.

Shjinta · 09-19-2009, 12:48 AM

I think I was Violated ><

Esquilax1138 · 09-19-2009, 12:50 AM

I liked it! And I think the singer was doing a version of meatspin with the microphone...

You know the Germans make good stuff!

Xerxes · 09-19-2009, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grifter

If some crazy scientist took a bunch of musically inclined 12 year olds, lobotomized them and put their brains and consciousness in the bodies of 60 year old German queens and told them to do whatever they wanted Ramstien would be the result.

There isn't a single redeeming thing about that band or their music.

Crowe · 09-19-2009, 01:37 AM

Would even this even be classed as porn in germany? Crazy germans.

Scull · 09-19-2009, 02:18 AM

You are aware that that isn't Rammstein in Blade right?

Xerxes · 09-19-2009, 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scull

You are aware that that isn't Rammstein in Blade right?

I've been running around with bad info for far too long.

09-18-2009, 10:44 PM	#1
Seika In Wonderland. Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,089	Rammstein new Porn Video (Extremely NSFW) I'm serious!, even the domain is NSFW, don't even click on the link if could have a problem with something like that. http://visit-x.net/CAMS/US/specials/Rammstein.html Ok, to be honest, they went down the "shock" cliff a long time ago, so no suprise here. Thoughts? If the mods feel this is too much, you can go ahead and do what you will.

09-18-2009, 10:52 PM	#2
Laughing Penguin Sometimes dead is better… Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 847	I've never really been a fan of Rammstein to begin with, but goddamn, that song was awful. They even worked "Farvhergnugen" (or however it's spelled) into the song... just awful. The video just made it worse. I guess it's great they get to play porn stars and all, but really it was just terrible. __________________ "You deny it? A just society would corral you. A nation truly in possession of its moral compass would launch you into space." The seven deadly sins for a cyborg are: Sympathy - Sadness - Restlessness - Hesitation - Useless day-dreaming - Feeling guilty - Thankfullness Of all these sins, sympathy is the worst. Gamertag: LaughingPenguin - Zune Tag: LaughingPenguin

09-18-2009, 10:55 PM	#4
Hawkzombie The Lord of Shadow Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Edmonton, AB Posts: 17,367 Blog Entries: 3	Am I the only one who heard Farfugnewgan (sp?) as one of the lyrics? Driving Pleasure...Really?? __________________ I have a blog. Go read it! PSN/Steam ID - JaynesHat/Hawkzombie There is the crazy HZ and the well refined logic and reasoning HZ. Both are pretty entertaining -Purple Santa I love that Hawk exists to make every decision I make, no matter how self-destructive, look wise by comparison. -Ox I just realized that for the longest time I've been getting you and Karak mixed up. -fitbabits

09-18-2009, 11:03 PM	#5
Zrikz Colonist Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Daegu, South Korea Posts: 704 Blog Entries: 1	I've not really ever been a fan of them, but like Kats said, it kinda is a little catchy, and the video is definitely pr0n. __________________ Steam: Zrikz Wii Code: 5292 9744 9882 7929 Live: Zrikz PSN: zrikz

09-18-2009, 11:09 PM	#6
Hawkzombie The Lord of Shadow Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Edmonton, AB Posts: 17,367 Blog Entries: 3	Honestly, I wonder if it was really them or not...some of the shots seemed almost super-imposed... Like they had stunt-cocks!! __________________ I have a blog. Go read it! PSN/Steam ID - JaynesHat/Hawkzombie There is the crazy HZ and the well refined logic and reasoning HZ. Both are pretty entertaining -Purple Santa I love that Hawk exists to make every decision I make, no matter how self-destructive, look wise by comparison. -Ox I just realized that for the longest time I've been getting you and Karak mixed up. -fitbabits

09-18-2009, 10:54 PM	#3
BLeeP BRAVEST WARRIOR Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Oneonta, NY Posts: 2,928	Never really was a fan of them, but that song was actually catchy in an amusing way (I feel that if you are going to create music like this, you can at least have a sense of humor about it). As far as the video goes, yea it's porn. And this video will only ever be seen on the internet where there is tons of porn (and lots better porn, at that). I suppose it's good publicity, though.

09-18-2009, 11:21 PM	#7
Bandango Colonial Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,088	I thought it was fucking hilarious. Turning the keyboardist into a well endowed tranny was a nice touch.

09-18-2009, 11:23 PM	#8
Xerxes ONE FUCKING BOX Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: HTX Posts: 20,286 Blog Entries: 8	Only song from them I ever remember digging was the one in the first Blade. There maybe more I never noticed though. __________________ 360: Xerxes PSN: ArmoredXerxes Bitch, please. I've gone through the alphabet with more girls than a kindergarten teacher. -Ox My life requires busting faggoty assed bitches like yourself in the fucking face. -Zeal the original Game Boy was the size of a VCR -pronounconnoun

09-18-2009, 11:24 PM	#9
Sandman Libratorr Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Almost Florida Posts: 6,079 Blog Entries: 3	This might be a bit too NSFW for COG. Especially near the end.

09-18-2009, 11:39 PM	#11
Savok Vulcan Rage! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 9,424	Crap song funny video (also the lead singer looks like he's 60). Also counts as the most pleasant German porn I've ever seen.

09-19-2009, 12:16 AM	#12
biosc1 monoputer Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 7,622	Swimmers...they just aren't normal people.

09-19-2009, 12:29 AM	#13
Xerxes ONE FUCKING BOX Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: HTX Posts: 20,286 Blog Entries: 8	Yeah, catchy. I didn't get the I can't get in Germany part. __________________ 360: Xerxes PSN: ArmoredXerxes Bitch, please. I've gone through the alphabet with more girls than a kindergarten teacher. -Ox My life requires busting faggoty assed bitches like yourself in the fucking face. -Zeal the original Game Boy was the size of a VCR -pronounconnoun

09-19-2009, 12:31 AM	#14
Grifter Cognified Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Reno, Nevada Posts: 3,459	If some crazy scientist took a bunch of musically inclined 12 year olds, lobotomized them and put their brains and consciousness in the bodies of 60 year old German queens and told them to do whatever they wanted Ramstien would be the result. There isn't a single redeeming thing about that band or their music. __________________ Steam:xGryfter XBL:xGryfter PSN:xGryfter World Wide Dojo

09-19-2009, 12:48 AM	#15
Shjinta Old Picky Bastard Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Belleville, Ontario Posts: 1,943 Blog Entries: 2	I think I was Violated >< __________________ Currently Watching: Buffy The Vampire Slayer 2/7, Becker 1/3

09-19-2009, 12:50 AM	#16
Esquilax1138 Balls Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 412	I liked it! And I think the singer was doing a version of meatspin with the microphone... You know the Germans make good stuff!

09-19-2009, 01:37 AM	#18
Crowe Chi Chi get the YeYo Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Down Under Posts: 1,574	Would even this even be classed as porn in germany? Crazy germans.

09-19-2009, 02:18 AM	#19
Scull Totally into you Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Boise, ID Posts: 1,601	You are aware that that isn't Rammstein in Blade right?

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