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View Poll Results: Do You Like Spaghetti?
Yes 22 48.89%
No 3 6.67%
Maybe 3 6.67%
Socks 4 8.89%
Dear GOD, Dork, make it stop 13 28.89%
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Old 10-09-2012, 07:58 PM   #41
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Wow my number is 1.12. I didn't think I'd be above 1.

BTW I would like to recommend we implement an "AWRS" or "Attention Whore Rating System" based on the number of posts / days as member formula. The AWRS could prove invaluable in making fun of our most cherished, and despised members.
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Old 10-09-2012, 08:02 PM   #42
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And a ranking system!

>1
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>2...
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Old 10-09-2012, 08:08 PM   #43
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MagGnome, stop having sex with yourself and making mini-clones...
It feels so good; I just can't stop!


*pop*

There goes another one!


Edit - My posts per day is...well holy moly.
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Old 10-10-2012, 03:36 AM   #44
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I don't think this is the case here, Ten. I think MagG's(MagGnome) love interest has caused a conflict of interest (In terms of the benefits of console gaming). MagG didn't know how to handle it mentally, after he's been such a big PC warrior for so long. In a desperate attempt to retain his sanity, he subconsciously made an alter ego - a console game player - who had all the traits of a console gamer. MagN(MagNew) is that alter ego. MagG and MagN know nothing about each other, but whenever MagG's boyfriend comes along and says "Do you want to play Mario Kart with me?" He doesn't know how to handle it, and MagN takes over.

That way, if MagN enjoys playing on the Wii, it's someone else who's enjoying it. Not MagG, and that's something MagG can accept.
I love this explanation. I'm so glad you decided to come back to CoG.
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Old 10-10-2012, 04:21 AM   #45
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I'm not sure which of you two it is (and I know which two it could be, maybe you both are conspiring here!), but we generally frown on creating faux accounts (especially when they're 'impersonating' other users), however fun they may be!
This is an odd way to greet a new member. What time is the flogging?
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I don't think this is the case here, Ten. I think MagG's(MagGnome) love interest has caused a conflict of interest (In terms of the benefits of console gaming). MagG didn't know how to handle it mentally, after he's been such a big PC warrior for so long. In a desperate attempt to retain his sanity, he subconsciously made an alter ego - a console game player - who had all the traits of a console gamer. MagN(MagNew) is that alter ego. MagG and MagN know nothing about each other, but whenever MagG's boyfriend comes along and says "Do you want to play Mario Kart with me?" He doesn't know how to handle it, and MagN takes over.

That way, if MagN enjoys playing on the Wii, it's someone else who's enjoying it. Not MagG, and that's something MagG can accept.
I love consoles! I'm not sure about about being someone's boyfriend. I have relationship issues.
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Old 10-10-2012, 05:34 AM   #46
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Old 10-10-2012, 05:46 AM   #47
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I didn't know gay guys could procreate.... huh. Interesting.
I always thought it worked akin to something like Kuato from Total Recall. They just kinda grow off them.
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Old 10-10-2012, 05:49 AM   #48
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I always thought I was an attention whore on this site, but my post count per day is only 1.09

Hah! Dork yours is only 2.49!!
You two will make a lovely couple.
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Old 10-10-2012, 12:14 PM   #49
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Oh Lawd.

It's Dork.
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Old 10-10-2012, 03:32 PM   #50
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You two will make a lovely couple.
She'll fall for me soon enough. No lady can resist the Dorkman.
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Old 10-10-2012, 04:10 PM   #51
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She'll fall for me soon enough. No lady can resist the Dorkman.
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NANANANANANANANAno.
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Old 10-10-2012, 04:46 PM   #52
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Old 10-10-2012, 05:26 PM   #53
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She'll come around. She's just playing hard-to-get.
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Old 10-10-2012, 05:52 PM   #54
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DORKMAAN

NANANANANANANANAno.
Brilliant.


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Old 10-11-2012, 01:52 AM   #55
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I love that you did this. Totally was not expecting that, honest.

See, I'm not an AWA, because I could give a shit what you people think. I just post like crazy because I'm bored.

Well, I care what Karak thinks. And Mags. THE Mags, not the bastard child one.
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I love that you did this. Totally was not expecting that, honest.

See, I'm not an AWA, because I could give a shit what you people think. I just post like crazy because I'm bored.

Well, I care what Karak thinks. And Mags. THE Mags, not the bastard child one.
You post crazy because you ARE crazy. It might be in recovery but crazy relapse is always there for the potential comeback
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