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Old 09-22-2012, 07:59 PM   #14961
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This is probably so old, but when it gets to the "A mother in Arr.." I loose it.

This is so old that I consider it a classic of the internet, much like Super Mario Twins and the "Okay, here's the Earth....that's a pretty sweet Earth" how the world will end video.

That said, it is an internet classic for a reason!
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Old 09-22-2012, 10:32 PM   #14962
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Old 09-23-2012, 11:40 AM   #14963
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Old 09-23-2012, 12:31 PM   #14964
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I think it's the collective form of the noun, actually.
"What's an anonymous group of assholes called?"
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Old 09-23-2012, 12:46 PM   #14965
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Old 09-23-2012, 01:06 PM   #14966
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Oh man that is classic. The first one the guy did was great too:



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Old 09-23-2012, 01:10 PM   #14967
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Old 09-23-2012, 01:30 PM   #14968
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Old 09-23-2012, 01:36 PM   #14969
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What have I missed about the iOS map update? Is it a clusterfuck or something?
It has a LOT of issues. Here are a few links if you're curious:

The Verge

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A tumblr showing some of the more bizarre errors

Edit - In addition to a ton of bizarre geographical errors, they leave out a TON of building labels, yet include stores like Woolsworth that closed many years ago. Major landmarks are missing or labeled as being in the wrong location. The problems are even bigger in cities like London and Toyko, which are largely blank in the new maps.

Keep in mind that Google Maps isn't available on the iPhone now, at least not until Apple approves a separate version, if they do.

Edit - They also don't include any public transit directions, which has been a major issue for some of my friends already.
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Old 09-23-2012, 01:54 PM   #14970
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Old 09-23-2012, 01:59 PM   #14971
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Old 09-23-2012, 02:22 PM   #14972
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I fucking love those.
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Old 09-23-2012, 02:23 PM   #14973
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Oh man. I didn't realize the maps were that bad. Yeesh!
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Old 09-23-2012, 04:34 PM   #14974
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This is so perfect i'm surprised it took this long for someone to come up with it. At least, it's the first time I've seen the joke.
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Old 09-23-2012, 05:02 PM   #14975
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Oh man. I didn't realize the maps were that bad. Yeesh!
And yet...it's oddly cool. It's as if 2d and 3d had a horrific car accident, running straight into the smudge tool. To badly quote Titanic, "I must paint you".
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Old 09-23-2012, 05:14 PM   #14976
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This is so perfect i'm surprised it took this long for someone to come up with it. At least, it's the first time I've seen the joke.
It's one of those old as time jokes (where time started when the Lord of the Rings movies came out)
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Old 09-24-2012, 01:15 AM   #14977
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Old 09-24-2012, 02:50 AM   #14978
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:13 AM   #14979
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Old 09-24-2012, 09:49 AM   #14980
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