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Old 09-05-2012, 10:12 AM   #14641
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Old 09-05-2012, 12:48 PM   #14642
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Wolf Blitzer, discussing Michelle Obama's convention speech:

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Old 09-05-2012, 12:51 PM   #14643
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Yes, well you're an exception. How can you laugh knowing the bombs strapped to your chest can go at any time?
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Old 09-05-2012, 12:52 PM   #14644
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Missed the word "just" in there, I'm guessing. Given it's live coverage, I'll forgive him. This time.
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Old 09-05-2012, 05:53 PM   #14645
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I saw that movie sober and in the theater, and I have to agree: that shit is tight. I'm not 100% sure I remember the scene he is referring to, but I am sure it was badass.
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Old 09-05-2012, 09:14 PM   #14646
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Old 09-05-2012, 09:39 PM   #14647
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I want to like that post, resikel, but on the internet women seem to get the opposite of the girl rule. They raging wave of misogyny rule.
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Old 09-05-2012, 10:30 PM   #14648
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I want to like that post, resikel, but on the internet women seem to get the opposite of the girl rule. They raging wave of misogyny rule.
Thus proving John Gabriel's greater internet fuckwad theory. Anonymity - where people get honest about what they think!
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Old 09-05-2012, 10:40 PM   #14649
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Old 09-06-2012, 06:08 AM   #14650
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Old 09-06-2012, 07:14 AM   #14651
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I want to like that post, resikel, but on the internet women seem to get the opposite of the girl rule. They raging wave of misogyny rule.
No kidding. And then the rest of the internet gets swamped with just plain old assholeishness.

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SOOOO many questions about that. What was he doing? Why didn't the guy in the car just axe him to move?
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Old 09-06-2012, 08:47 AM   #14652
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Isn't that grounds for plowing him over? O_o
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Old 09-06-2012, 09:16 AM   #14653
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I saw that movie sober and in the theater, and I have to agree: that shit is tight. I'm not 100% sure I remember the scene he is referring to, but I am sure it was badass.
I saw it on netflix, and was pretty badass. And I do remember the scene because even with subtitles I was laughing too. Ahh good times.

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Besides, everyone knows the only wish you need is to be CEO of a major corporation. You can buy the rest of whatever you desire after that.
Poof: CEO of 38 Studios. Enjoy J. Muahahahah!

I seen Wishmaster. That shit has to be iron clad. Don't say you wish for blah blah. Lock them wishes down specifically. So wishing for more genies, would need to be followed up with "who still have three wishes they need to fulfill."

Also it should be noted that they aren't demons and don't have to be all bad.

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Old 09-06-2012, 09:42 AM   #14654
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Old 09-06-2012, 10:10 AM   #14655
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Holy crap, a lot of the videos after that one! Seems all the bad (as in, in the wrong) Russians in those videos all start threatening people with axes the moment someone dares stand up to them.

Were that me, I wouldn't get out my car, but I'd have run them over.

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Old 09-06-2012, 10:20 AM   #14656
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I agree, I think the car can do more damage to me before I could do anything serious to it or the driver with an axe.
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Old 09-06-2012, 10:45 AM   #14657
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Old 09-06-2012, 10:50 AM   #14658
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Ah. That is what Tim Burton has been up to.
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Old 09-06-2012, 10:53 AM   #14659
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I think that's what Cthullu is up to.
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Old 09-06-2012, 10:54 AM   #14660
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Thanks. I'll be seeing that in my nightmares.
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