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Old 09-05-2012, 03:38 PM   #981
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Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters



Another XTREME fairy tale coming at you!

I like Jeremy Renner and all, but don't rely on him to do your voice over in the trailer. He's got the least dramatic voice ever.
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Old 09-05-2012, 03:43 PM   #982
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Reasonably certain I auditioned for that. And that it was ridiculous

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Old 09-05-2012, 11:23 PM   #983
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The third *Before* Movie already done in Greece:
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/avclu...3/Yos_u7evDKY/

Also, Tobey MacGuire fired from 'Life of Pi' for being too famous, doesn't really mind because the movie will probably suck.
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Old 09-05-2012, 11:49 PM   #984
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Old 09-06-2012, 01:27 AM   #985
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Reasonably certain I auditioned for that. And that it was ridiculous
Sonofabitch, why didn't you get the part? Imagine if I could go around saying I actually knew somebody in that clusterfuck of a movie?
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Old 09-06-2012, 02:43 AM   #986
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Hansel & Grettel looks awful. But at least Grettel turned out allright didn't she
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Old 09-06-2012, 03:10 AM   #987
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Gemma Arterton? Bleh.
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Old 09-06-2012, 05:06 AM   #988
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The Hansel & Gretel trailer looked ridiculous, as if it were some kind of joke trailer... but then I realized halfway through that I'll almost certainly watch it on DVD and enjoy it.
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Old 09-06-2012, 05:36 AM   #989
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Well, I looked her up. I don't see a problem here

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Are those Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton robots?
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Old 09-06-2012, 08:49 AM   #991
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Do they work for same agency as Van Helsing?


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Old 09-06-2012, 12:49 PM   #992
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So, I took my headphones upstairs to work on a different project, then came back to my desk to eat my overtime pizza. Hansel and Gretel LOOKS great, without sound.
Also; Peter Stormare.
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Old 09-06-2012, 01:48 PM   #993
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I...agree. The trailer is totally better without the stilted delivery of the leads.
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Old 09-06-2012, 11:07 PM   #994
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I'll see pretty much anything with Gemma Arterton in it. I even watched Clash of the Titans and most of Prince of Persia cause she was in it.

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Old 09-06-2012, 11:25 PM   #995
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Old 09-07-2012, 04:29 AM   #996
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CW/WB/DC trying their hand at Wonder Woman again. This time with Alan Heinberg scripting the pilot.
http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/io9/vip/~...origins-series
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Old 09-07-2012, 05:11 PM   #998
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Al Pacino to play Joe Paterno:
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Old 09-08-2012, 06:13 AM   #999
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They made a TV series out of Metal Hurlant/Heavy Metal



First episode has a Undisputed 2 reunion; Michael Jai White and Scott Adkins as Gladiators, fighting robots.
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