The Awesome Thread

[muddi900]

I think James Franco has a deep dark sexual fetish, but not a funny one like he had on that appearance on 30 Rock.

[J Arcane]

[carnage11]

Brian Cranston did an interview on Conan where he brought out the "blue". It apparently is rock candy and they ate it on set. It was pretty funny.

Then I was watching the news where some lady got in deep shit for selling "blue" rock candy in her store. She thought it was funny, the parents of the kids that bought and brought it home apparently did not.

[Karak]

Originally Posted by carnage11

Brian Cranston did an interview on Conan where he brought out the "blue". It apparently is rock candy and they ate it on set. It was pretty funny.

Then I was watching the news where some lady got in deep shit for selling "blue" rock candy in her store. She thought it was funny, the parents of the kids that bought and brought it home apparently did not.

I don't get what the Blue is...or the trouble bit?

[J Arcane]

Originally Posted by Karak

I don't get what the Blue is...or the trouble bit?

It's supposed to look like meth.

[carnage11]

Originally Posted by Karak

I don't get what the Blue is...or the trouble bit?

Blue is what they call the meth in BB. Apparently, what they use on set while filming the show is just rock candy.


Here's the Conan interview. About 5 minutes in they start eating it.

[Karak]

Originally Posted by carnage11

Blue is what they call the meth in BB. Apparently, what they use on set while filming the show is just rock candy.


Here's the Conan interview. About 5 minutes in they start eating it.

So in my stupidity I thought it was yet again a total public outcry over the blue dye used in some candies. Or someone complaining about a new diet softdrink and saying it causes loss of mortgage along with all the other things.

[Lekon]

This is just beautiful. RGB as a set of books

[Squidbot]

That's fantastic.

[Dorkandproudofit]

This essay on the Legend of Zelda series makes the games seem a lot deeper. It's incredibly well-written.

[Squidbot]

[aVaKus]

[violent]

[Bone]

That was incredible.


(bonus points for chest-ripping drum break)

[fitbabits]

Baltimore Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo has spoken out in favor of a Maryland ballot initiative that would legalize gay marriage. Yahoo has published a letter that Maryland state delegate Emmett C. Burns Jr. wrote last week to Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti, urging him to "inhibit such expressions from your employee." This is Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe's response to Burns.

Dear Emmett C. Burns Jr.,

I find it inconceivable that you are an elected official of Maryland's state government. Your vitriolic hatred and bigotry make me ashamed and disgusted to think that you are in any way responsible for shaping policy at any level. The views you espouse neglect to consider several fundamental key points, which I will outline in great detail (you may want to hire an intern to help you with the longer words):

1. As I suspect you have not read the Constitution, I would like to remind you that the very first, the VERY FIRST Amendment in this founding document deals with the freedom of speech, particularly the abridgment of said freedom. By using your position as an elected official (when referring to your constituents so as to implicitly threaten the Ravens organization) to state that the Ravens should "inhibit such expressions from your employees," more specifically Brendon Ayanbadejo, not only are you clearly violating the First Amendment, you also come across as a narcissistic fromunda stain. What on earth would possess you to be so mind-boggingly stupid? It baffles me that a man such as yourself, a man who relies on that same First Amendment to pursue your own religious studies without fear of persecution from the state, could somehow justify stifling another person's right to speech. To call that hypocritical would be to do a disservice to the word. Mindfucking obscenely hypocritical starts to approach it a little bit.

2. "Many of your fans are opposed to such a view and feel it has no place in a sport that is strictly for pride, entertainment, and excitement." Holy fucking shitballs. Did you seriously just say that, as someone who's "deeply involved in government task forces on the legacy of slavery in Maryland"? Have you not heard of Kenny Washington? Jackie Robinson? As recently as 1962 the NFL still had segregation, which was only done away with by brave athletes and coaches daring to speak their mind and do the right thing, and you're going to say that political views have "no place in a sport"? I can't even begin to fathom the cognitive dissonance that must be coursing through your rapidly addled mind right now; the mental gymnastics your brain has to tortuously contort itself through to make such a preposterous statement are surely worthy of an Olympic gold medal (the Russian judge gives you a 10 for "beautiful oppressionism").

3. This is more a personal quibble of mine, but why do you hate freedom? Why do you hate the fact that other people want a chance to live their lives and be happy, even though they may believe in something different than you, or act different than you? How does gay marriage, in any way shape or form, affect your life? If gay marriage becomes legal, are you worried that all of a sudden you'll start thinking about penis? "Oh shit. Gay marriage just passed. Gotta get me some of that hot dong action!" Will all of your friends suddenly turn gay and refuse to come to your Sunday Ticket grill-outs? (Unlikely, since gay people enjoy watching football too.)

I can assure you that gay people getting married will have zero effect on your life. They won't come into your house and steal your children. They won't magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster. They won't even overthrow the government in an orgy of hedonistic debauchery because all of a sudden they have the same legal rights as the other 90 percent of our population—rights like Social Security benefits, child care tax credits, Family and Medical Leave to take care of loved ones, and COBRA healthcare for spouses and children. You know what having these rights will make gays? Full-fledged American citizens just like everyone else, with the freedom to pursue happiness and all that entails. Do the civil-rights struggles of the past 200 years mean absolutely nothing to you?

In closing, I would like to say that I hope this letter, in some small way, causes you to reflect upon the magnitude of the colossal foot in mouth clusterfuck you so brazenly unleashed on a man whose only crime was speaking out for something he believed in. Best of luck in the next election; I'm fairly certain you might need it.

Sincerely,
Chris Kluwe

P.S. I've also been vocal as hell about the issue of gay marriage so you can take your "I know of no other NFL player who has done what Mr. Ayanbadejo is doing" and shove it in your close-minded, totally lacking in empathy piehole and choke on it. Asshole.

[Blue]

Dude comes off so antagonistic that I can't even take him seriously. Sounds like a mouthbreather which, even though I agree with him, makes me not want to.

[muddi900]

Is he really violating the first ammendment?

[Scaryfaced]

Originally Posted by violent

That was completely fucking awesome! I posted a Necrogoblicon song in the music thread a year ago, but a real music video rounds out the experience far better than just the music. Thanks for that! Plus, Jon LeJoie's the bartender. Can't go wrong with that.

[J Arcane]

[Joshkdmw]

Originally Posted by muddi900

Is he really violating the first ammendment?

Something tells me that that's going to depend entirely on a person's stance on gay marriage.