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Old 09-01-2012, 11:49 PM   #12741
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Hot chicks in convenience stores most likely have a case of crabs like anthills.
Quite possibly the most practical advice given in this thread to date. Well done.
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Old 09-02-2012, 12:03 AM   #12742
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You guys I owe so much to National Kato.
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Old 09-02-2012, 12:04 AM   #12743
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You guys I owe so much to National Kato.
He still has those coupons for free VD shots? That dude is a saint I agree.

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Quite possibly the most practical advice given in this thread to date. Well done.
Sadly my advice is from personal experience. Luckily its one of the few places you can pick up the cause and the cure for your ills all in the same place.

Condom section, RID section, checkout, hump, rinse, shampoo, ahhhhhhh.
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Old 09-02-2012, 02:53 AM   #12744
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He still has those coupons for free VD shots? That dude is a saint I agree.
No Suave shaved his head. Kato wants the world hair free.
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Old 09-02-2012, 07:11 AM   #12745
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I try to do right by my peoples.
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Old 09-02-2012, 07:53 AM   #12746
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This right here:


Works every time. I have never seen anything like it.

(Note: I mean both performing the song at karaoke and/or showing them that video to get in the mood.)
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Old 09-02-2012, 08:13 AM   #12747
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That was outstanding. Kato, have my baby.
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Old 09-02-2012, 09:06 AM   #12748
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I'm bringing Cab Calloway back.
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Old 09-02-2012, 10:56 AM   #12749
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No Suave shaved his head. Kato wants the world hair free.
Just like my yogurt.
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Old 09-02-2012, 03:01 PM   #12750
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Just like my yogurt.
I'll have to discuss with you all the different ways I interpreted that. Good times ahead.
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Old 09-02-2012, 03:02 PM   #12751
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I'm bringing Cab Calloway back.
But can you do Screamin' Jay Hawkins?
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Old 09-02-2012, 08:40 PM   #12752
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But can you do Screamin' Jay Hawkins?
I can do any song in the book.
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Old 09-03-2012, 04:38 AM   #12753
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Old 09-03-2012, 08:35 PM   #12754
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So, the third date with Linguist girl has gone well. We've agreed we're going to continue seeing each other, and to take it slowly for now. Apparently we've both had bad experiences moving too fast.

So, mission accomplished. I'm like, seeing someone now.
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Old 09-03-2012, 08:38 PM   #12755
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So, the third date with Linguist girl has gone well. We've agreed we're going to continue seeing each other, and to take it slowly for now. Apparently we've both had bad experiences moving too fast.

So, mission accomplished. I'm like, seeing someone now.
Congrats. Not on the strange business agreement, but on the 3rd date Seriously though, thats awesome.
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Old 09-03-2012, 09:36 PM   #12756
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So, the third date with Linguist girl has gone well. We've agreed we're going to continue seeing each other, and to take it slowly for now. Apparently we've both had bad experiences moving too fast.

So, mission accomplished. I'm like, seeing someone now.
Congratulation.

Now if I could only get some traction in that regard.
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Old 09-04-2012, 07:08 PM   #12757
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Congratulation.

Now if I could only get some traction in that regard.
New snow tires?
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Old 09-04-2012, 07:14 PM   #12758
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Get a kiss yet?
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Old 09-04-2012, 07:30 PM   #12759
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Get a kiss yet?
What didn't you understand about "taking it slow" you cad
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Old 09-04-2012, 07:39 PM   #12760
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Kissed her on the cheek. It seemed appropriate given our physical intimacy thus far has been limited to a couple of hugs.

Also I am bad at initiating physical contact. Agressing makes ne uncomfortable and nervous. I prefer being aggressed upon.
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