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Old 08-17-2012, 05:54 PM   #2921
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That's why they all sleep in shelters, under bridges, and on park benches. Those darn rich homeless people!
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Old 08-17-2012, 09:39 PM   #2922
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The little girl was interested in the homeless not the woman.
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Old 08-21-2012, 02:19 PM   #2923
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Everyone knows that the rich are stingy folks. The homeless are so good at it that they don't even pay for housing.
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Old 08-21-2012, 04:45 PM   #2924
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They even dumpster dive for food. Fucking freeloaders, living high on the hog.
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Old 08-21-2012, 11:41 PM   #2925
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Not high on the hog rather... Off the fat of the land.
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Old 08-22-2012, 07:05 AM   #2926
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Old 08-22-2012, 09:59 AM   #2927
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Old 08-22-2012, 10:43 AM   #2928
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Old 08-22-2012, 10:53 AM   #2929
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I wish people would just tell jokes as jokes, instead of trying to pass them off as actual events via Facebook.
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Old 08-22-2012, 11:25 AM   #2930
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Uh, maybe that's how the joke is told? ...a lot of jokes are told as first person, it's a form of setup.
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Old 08-22-2012, 11:30 AM   #2931
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What McSockerson said. Tons of jokes are based on the premise of first person experience.
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Old 08-22-2012, 11:55 AM   #2932
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Old 08-22-2012, 12:32 PM   #2933
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Uh, maybe that's how the joke is told? ...a lot of jokes are told as first person, it's a form of setup.
This whole conversation reminds me of the "don't forget the coffee" joke from Good Will Hunting.
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Old 08-22-2012, 12:42 PM   #2934
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This whole conversation reminds me of the "don't forget the coffee" joke from Good Will Hunting.
Been awhile since I saw that movie. Freshen my memory?
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Old 08-22-2012, 12:45 PM   #2935
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I still laughed at that "Your badge, show him your badge!"
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Old 08-22-2012, 12:47 PM   #2936
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Old 08-22-2012, 12:54 PM   #2937
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Between this thread and the Panties thread, when does resikel eat or sleep or work?
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Old 08-22-2012, 12:56 PM   #2938
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Between this thread and the Panties thread, when does resikel eat or sleep or work?
Don't forget the fat thread and the caturday thread.
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Old 08-22-2012, 12:57 PM   #2939
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Between this thread and the Panties thread, when does resikel eat or sleep or work?
I've said it before, but I'm pretty sure he's a bot.
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Old 08-22-2012, 02:27 PM   #2940
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I've said it before, but I'm pretty sure he's a bot.
Or a coma patient whose brain is plugged into the internet.
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