Life After Porn - Japan's AV Stars

[Xerxes]

Originally Posted by National Kato

I don't understand. Is he not scoring big each time? What is it he hopes to find with these prostitutes? True love??

Not getting a STD, sleeping with a transsexual or throwing up would be a start I suppose. Probably would of had a good day if he didn't eat ass.

[Xerxes]

Originally Posted by resikel

Soloflesh still out of stock. #FWP

It's backordered but you can go through with a purchase. One week wait. So go on and order one.

[resikel]

Originally Posted by Xerxes

It's backordered but you can go through with a purchase. One week wait. So go on and order one.

No! I'm not gonna. You can't make me. YOU buy it!

PS. $500,000,000 was spent on sex toys in the USA last year.

[Chris_D]

Anyone here qualify? Apart from the being Japanese part I mean .

Japanese Adult Video Channel Seeks Male Virgins… Must Never Have Been Touched

Are you a virgin? Have you never been touched by a woman? Do you think you would not be able to “hold out” if a lady touched you?

Then you are exactly who this Japanese adult site is looking for this summer!

Japanese Adult Video maker Soft on Demand Create (‘SODC’) have been searching for lonely virgin men (called dotei in Japanese) with lots of time on their hands (and something else on their hands?) to appear in an adult video with an unannounced Japanese porn star (most probably female).

While the details are scarce, we are sure their are plenty of young Japanese male virgins rubbing their hands together at this opportunity.

However, there are a few catches.

1. You actually have to be a male virgin
2. You will be filmed and your face will appear across the web as a virgin
3. The “porn star” could be an old lady, or an old man with serious gender disorders (this is the company that brought out a video titled: “All naked nursing home for the elderly”…)

[Xerxes]

Let's sign J up. Side effect, everyone might think it's evilgoodwin.

[J Arcane]

Eh. No need to worry about me.

If I wanted to bone creepy old gay guys to lose my virginity I would've done it at the bar weeks ago.

I've got other investments now.

[resikel]

Whoa! If it's Maria Ozawa then I'm in!

[evilgoodwin]

Originally Posted by Xerxes

Let's sign J up. Side effect, everyone might think it's evilgoodwin.

Win, win. Probably.

[Xerxes]

Originally Posted by evilgoodwin

Win, win. Probably.

You're in luck. You can save face by going to Japan and saying you're J.

If it's Maria, it's win win. You besmirch his name get to bang a Japanese hottie.

[resikel]

Bring razors, lots and lots of razors.

[Savok]

How would they even know? We don't exactly have hymens... do we?

[Hawkzombie]

The penis is covered in a thin membrane until sex. Then it bursts forth, 5x as big as normal, like the alien from, well, Alien.

[boratika]

Originally Posted by Hawkzombie

....I just watched a video where a dildo fucked a water balloon.

I dunno how to feel right now.

Redundant. Computers and machines do your job for you, and now you aren't even needed for sex.

[Dorkandproudofit]

Hey guys, what's going on in this threa--

Originally Posted by Hawkzombie

....I just watched a video where a dildo fucked a water balloon.

I dunno how to feel right now.

Originally Posted by resikel

Bring razors, lots and lots of razors.

Originally Posted by Hawkzombie

The penis is covered in a thin membrane until sex. Then it bursts forth, 5x as big as normal, like the alien from, well, Alien.

--okay, I'm leaving.

*Damn Hawk and Resikel, gonna put this site on FBI watch list somedaygrumblegrumble*

[J Arcane]

I'd just like to state for the record how amusing it is that Tenga stuff is now offered in regular and "U.S." sizes ...

[resikel]

Originally Posted by J Arcane

I'd just like to state for the record how amusing it is that Tenga stuff is now offered in regular and "U.S." sizes ...

http://www.tenga-global.com/fitting/

[Chris_D]

When summer heats up, love in Japan is where you find it

Among some of the more outrageous spots where couples couldn’t control their carnal urges was a Buddhist temple in Hiroshima Prefecture.
The resident priest relates that he heard a noise behind the altar of the main hall. “I thought it might be rats, so I went to take a peek.”
What he found was a pair of partially disrobed youngsters in flagrante delicto.
“What are you doing!?” the priest exclaimed.
“They just kept going at it, while saying ‘Gomen, gomen (sorry).’ The man was a college boy, son of the owner of a nearby hardware shop. He’d come to perform 7th anniversary prayers for a deceased relative, but couldn’t control his urges.
“He’ll receive divine retribution for this.”

[Chris_D]

Slapdash sanitation brings naked sushi shop to a sickening stop

But sadly, salmonella reared its ugly head. Perhaps it was the prolonged contact of the sushi with the women’s bodies, which warmed it up. Fresh fish, as is well known, spoils easily.

Or perhaps the contamination was caused by the customers themselves. It seems some wielded vibrators to stimulate the female staff’s vaginas and then, after making them suitably lubricious, seasoned the sushi by slipping them over the secreting slits before popping the morsels into their mouths — a surefire way of inviting bacterial infection.

One journalist who reviewed the shop at the time even used his tongue to compare the flavors of the woman’s akagai (ark shell) with an actual Anadara broughtonii.

Before complaints from violently ill patrons could bring down the wrath of the metropolitan board of health, the owner decided to close the shop.

[Xerxes]

Wow. That's a bit much.

[shunoshi]

Whoa, nasty.