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Old 08-02-2012, 06:51 AM   #141
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Griddle me this: What will it take for you to stop these ridiculous puns? Don't even try to butter me up!
Not to egg you on, but if keep asking these kinds of questions you are toast. Now, how are you going to get out of this jam?
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Old 08-02-2012, 07:07 AM   #142
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At this rate, we're all guilty of being cereal punsters.
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Old 08-02-2012, 07:33 AM   #143
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Old 08-02-2012, 07:36 AM   #144
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Old 08-02-2012, 07:48 AM   #145
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iHop you all stop this nonsense.
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Old 08-02-2012, 07:55 AM   #146
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Orange you glad I didn't ask everyone to stop hamming it up?
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Old 08-02-2012, 07:56 AM   #147
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Old 08-02-2012, 08:03 AM   #148
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You people are too much and I'm not even going to try to do a pun.

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Old 08-02-2012, 08:04 AM   #149
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And you wondered what I could possibly have missed about these threads, Santa? (EDIT: I guess that goes for spider repellent, as well as puns.)

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This should be fun. I have a guess what will happen. No, violence upon you from the woman is not what i'm thinking. Funny things seem to happen with women you aren't interested in at first. Let's see if the pattern continues.
As we didn't run into any more brain dead acquaintances of mine ("Don't you think he'd look better with long hair?"), it was up to me to screw things up. I think I rose to the challenge admirably - mentioning that, sorry, I've already arranged to spend the weekend holed up with four other girls left quite the opening, were I unconcerned with her feelings and still looking to get out of it.

I'll put a proper update in the Advice thread.
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Old 08-02-2012, 08:15 AM   #150
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I've never looked in the Dating Advice threads (for numerous reasons) and I'd be scared to. My dating life consisted of waiting until the girl who caught my eye (and who was dating my friend) broke up with my best friend back in Grade 9, then asking her out a few months later and NEVER LETTING HER GO.

Casanova, thy name is Spig.

The funny thing is that my job often entails giving relationship and dating advice to the people I support, which means I have to draw on years of watching crappy rom-coms since my method only works if it's true love or if you're a stalker
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Old 08-02-2012, 08:41 AM   #151
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I kind of envy you in that, Spigot (came this close to being one of those guys, myself).

Also: you've just reminded me that Nora Ephron is dead.
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Old 08-02-2012, 09:19 AM   #152
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I'll put a proper update in the Advice thread.
She's still going to want to date you. Just a hunch.

That was a nice try though.

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I've never looked in the Dating Advice threads (for numerous reasons) and I'd be scared to. My dating life consisted of waiting until the girl who caught my eye (and who was dating my friend) broke up with my best friend back in Grade 9, then asking her out a few months later and NEVER LETTING HER GO.
It's a disaster thread that you can't keep but keep watching. Then thank yourself you are in a very happy relationship/marriage. Or at least you know you won't be single any time soon.
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Also: you've just reminded me that Nora Ephron is dead.
You were a Nora Ephron fan? One piece at a time I see why women can't get enough of you.

@Mags: I feel defeat with the breakfast links to the puns. I will not sausage any more puns into my threads.

I love you all. The puns were awesome.
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Old 08-02-2012, 09:23 AM   #153
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I've never looked in the Dating Advice threads (for numerous reasons) and I'd be scared to. My dating life consisted of waiting until the girl who caught my eye (and who was dating my friend) broke up with my best friend back in Grade 9, then asking her out a few months later and NEVER LETTING HER GO.

Casanova, thy name is Spig.

The funny thing is that my job often entails giving relationship and dating advice to the people I support, which means I have to draw on years of watching crappy rom-coms since my method only works if it's true love or if you're a stalker
Christ. I can just hear the advice. Depending on the show...there would be some unique success and failure stories.

And the thread isn't that scary. More like trying to hear 1-2 people with something helpful to say over the sound of a stream of vomited sewage pumping out of a pipe at full speed.
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Old 08-02-2012, 09:30 AM   #154
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She's still going to want to date you. Just a hunch.

That was a nice try though.
Oh, yes. You guys were very much correct about the whole honesty thing (imagine that).

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Wait, what's wrong with Nora Ephron? Her stuff could be hilarious, man.
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Old 08-02-2012, 09:51 AM   #155
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Christ. I can just hear the advice. Depending on the show...there would be some unique success and failure stories.
The funny thing is that most of them chicken out before they ask the object of their affection out... or it never gets much past the 'let's have a coffee' stage.

Which is good, because I have no idea what happens after that Well, I mean, I DO, especially the endgame content, but let's just say I've never had to roll any alts.
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Old 08-02-2012, 09:54 AM   #156
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Not to egg you on, but if keep asking these kinds of questions you are toast. Now, how are you going to get out of this jam?
You are really frying my nerves. I feel like I'm sandwiched between a rock and a hard place.
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Old 08-02-2012, 10:29 AM   #157
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Tomorrow I go to Eugene again!

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Old 08-02-2012, 10:40 AM   #159
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And the thread isn't that scary. More like trying to hear 1-2 people with something helpful to say over the sound of a stream of vomited sewage pumping out of a pipe at full speed.
I specialized in vomit sewage. Great classes. So nice to see they come in handy.
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Wait, what's wrong with Nora Ephron? Her stuff could be hilarious, man.
I love her stuff. But that's really a shock to anyone who knows me. You on the other hand...just wasn't expected. To bad she's dead. She could have a few stories or ten from you if she spoke to you.
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Is she going to be known as awesome girl? Just trying to keep up with the nicknames with you guys.
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Old 08-02-2012, 10:42 AM   #160
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