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Old 07-04-2012, 01:00 AM   #13501
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Man walks into a Doctor's surgery with a strawberry on his head.
The Doctor says "I will give you some cream for that".
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Old 07-04-2012, 01:02 AM   #13502
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I like him. He's in.
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Old 07-04-2012, 01:03 AM   #13503
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What the hell is this from?
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Old 07-04-2012, 01:39 AM   #13504
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I could swear I read that in a Japanese high school English textbook.
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Old 07-04-2012, 01:45 AM   #13505
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Man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but cellophane. The psychiatrist looks him up and down and says "Well, I can clearly see your nuts".
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Old 07-04-2012, 04:28 AM   #13506
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A man walks into the doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. 'Whats the matter with me?' he asks the doctor. The doctor replies 'you're not eating properly.'
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Old 07-04-2012, 04:40 AM   #13507
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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"



The horse says, "I have AIDS."


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Old 07-04-2012, 05:01 AM   #13508
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A Higgs Boson goes into a church. "sorry" the priest says "we don't allow your sort here" "but" says the Higgs "without me you can't have mass".
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Old 07-04-2012, 05:18 AM   #13509
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Old 07-04-2012, 06:08 AM   #13510
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Old 07-04-2012, 07:03 AM   #13511
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Bad luck Brian? Pahh. Bad Luck Geordi:

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Old 07-04-2012, 08:03 AM   #13512
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A Higgs Boson goes into a church. "sorry" the priest says "we don't allow your sort here" "but" says the Higgs "without me you can't have mass".
Hahaha, very nice and timely too!
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Old 07-04-2012, 01:09 PM   #13513
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A muffin walks into a bar.

The bartender flips out and loses his shit. He leaps over the bar and just starts beating the muffin before he finally throws it out the door and screams "WE DON'T SERVE FOOD!"
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Old 07-04-2012, 08:04 PM   #13514
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Old 07-04-2012, 08:22 PM   #13515
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Old 07-04-2012, 09:15 PM   #13516
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Old 07-04-2012, 09:52 PM   #13517
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Old 07-04-2012, 09:57 PM   #13518
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Old 07-04-2012, 10:04 PM   #13519
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Old 07-04-2012, 10:23 PM   #13520
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