Darwin Award Winner?

Ultima Thulian · 06-24-2009, 09:38 PM

I think so.

Granted, he didn't kill himself, but by the looks of things, he may have effectively removed himself from the gene pool.

Thanasimos · 06-24-2009, 09:40 PM

I love people. Especially young, drunk people. He must have been intoxicated, right?

maharahaj · 06-24-2009, 09:55 PM

That was awesome, thanks for the link. I love how his friends kept laughing in the background, despite the guy being in a very dangerous situation.

Libuke · 06-24-2009, 09:57 PM

I have some pretty crazy friends who do stupid things when they get drunk but I do not think they would ever fire stuff that explodes into their balls.

Wraith · 06-24-2009, 10:05 PM

http://ca.tech.yahoo.com/blogs/the_g...s/article/3656

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A teenage girl was discovered dead this weekend, electrocuted after dropping her laptop in the bathtub.

Why did she need a computer in the tub? So she could update Twitter. About what she was tweeting remains unclear, but it was hopefully something more meaningful than the soap she was using.

Maria Barbu, 17, of Brasov, Romania, is said to have been plugging her laptop into wall current at the time, after "the battery died during a long session on social networking site Twitter as she took a soak."

Hawkzombie · 06-24-2009, 10:21 PM

Twitter kills. I've been saying it for ages, and finally we're getting the media to recognize this.

And the best part of that video was his delayed reaction, and the way the firework basically tried to anal rape him. When that failed, it decided it couldn't live without this man, and tried to destroy them both. The symbolism of love and relationships is a powerful one.

Rakael · 06-24-2009, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawkzombie

And the best part of that video was his delayed reaction, and the way the firework basically tried to anal rape him. When that failed, it decided it couldn't live without this man, and tried to destroy them both. The symbolism of love and relationships is a powerful one.

Sigged. It may be a long one, but totally worth it.

Hawkzombie · 06-24-2009, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Rakael

Sigged. It may be a long one, but totally worth it.

LMAO. Thanks, that seriously made my day.

ClannerDelta · 06-25-2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Hawkzombie

And the best part of that video was his delayed reaction, and the way the firework basically tried to anal rape him. When that failed, it decided it couldn't live without this man, and tried to destroy them both. The symbolism of love and relationships is a powerful one.

Thank you, this was a great way to start the day.

Wasson_ · 06-24-2009, 10:37 PM

http://www.break.com/usercontent/200...in-736180.html

ever seen this one? chances are, yes, but...god damn it's gruesome.

Hawkzombie · 06-24-2009, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Wasson_

http://www.break.com/usercontent/200...in-736180.html

ever seen this one? chances are, yes, but...god damn it's gruesome.

Oh holy crap...I know this is terrible, but towards the end, I couldn't help but snicker as his crotch started to catch fire.

Anyone who watches that, it's pretty apparent he dies, so I'd say you're warned. It's not graphic, but it is gruesome.

carnage11 · 06-24-2009, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Wasson_

http://www.break.com/usercontent/200...in-736180.html

ever seen this one? chances are, yes, but...god damn it's gruesome.

Nice....the human torch? I like how his head continues to burn as he lay dead on top of the train. So...what have we learned today? Electricity+Stupid=Awesome

OUX · 06-25-2009, 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by carnage11

Nice....the human torch? I like how his head continues to burn as he lay dead on top of the train. So...what have we learned today? Electricity+Stupid=Awesome

...You are aware a person died, right?

Rakael · 06-25-2009, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by OUX

...You are aware a person died, right?

You are aware the idiot grabbed a high voltage line, right?

cppcrusader · 06-25-2009, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Rakael

You are aware the idiot grabbed a high voltage line, right?

I'm pretty sure he was up there with the intent of committing suicide, not exactly Darwin worthy.

Grifter · 06-25-2009, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by OUX

...You are aware a person died, right?

Yeah, it's a pretty common occurrence here on planet Earth. It happens to thousands of people every day.

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Originally Posted by cppcrusader

I'm pretty sure he was up there with the intent of committing suicide, not exactly Darwin worthy.

Which IMO makes it even funnier "Guy threatening to commit suicide accidentally electrocutes himself"

Doogie2K · 06-25-2009, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by carnage11

Nice....the human torch? I like how his head continues to burn as he lay dead on top of the train. So...what have we learned today? Electricity+Stupid=Awesome

I think this is pretty much the real howler of the lot. There's a fine line between laughing at stupidity and LIKING HOW SOMEONE'S MOTHERFUCKING HEAD CONTINUES TO BURN AS HE LIES DEAD.

Just sayin'.

Spacetronaut · 06-25-2009, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Doogie2K

LIKING HOW SOMEONE'S MOTHERFUCKING HEAD CONTINUES TO BURN AS HE LIES DEAD.

It's objectively better than liking how someone's head burns while they're still alive.

CES · 06-25-2009, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Spacetronaut

It's objectively better than liking how someone's head burns while they're still alive.

Have you seen those "Flaming Shot" videos on Break? You can't not laugh at the stupidity.

Ultima Thulian · 06-25-2009, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Spacetronaut

It's objectively better than liking how someone's head burns while they're still alive.

Oh man, I laughed pretty hard at that! Notch up a win for Spacetronaut.

06-24-2009, 09:38 PM	#1
Ultima Thulian Apostate Join Date: May 2009 Location: New Martinsville, WV Posts: 3,805	Darwin Award Winner? I think so. Granted, he didn't kill himself, but by the looks of things, he may have effectively removed himself from the gene pool. __________________ Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare The truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire

06-24-2009, 09:40 PM	#2
Thanasimos The Flattest Fish Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Allston, MA Posts: 2,004	I love people. Especially young, drunk people. He must have been intoxicated, right? __________________ My Last.fm HESTER is punk rock like it was always meant to be. Maybe.

06-24-2009, 09:57 PM	#4
Libuke Elephant Bug Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,704	I have some pretty crazy friends who do stupid things when they get drunk but I do not think they would ever fire stuff that explodes into their balls. __________________ Do you want a second opinion?...You are also Ugly!

06-24-2009, 10:21 PM	#6
Hawkzombie The Lord of Shadow Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Edmonton, AB Posts: 17,340 Blog Entries: 3	Twitter kills. I've been saying it for ages, and finally we're getting the media to recognize this. And the best part of that video was his delayed reaction, and the way the firework basically tried to anal rape him. When that failed, it decided it couldn't live without this man, and tried to destroy them both. The symbolism of love and relationships is a powerful one. __________________ I have a blog. Go read it! PSN/Steam ID - JaynesHat/Hawkzombie There is the crazy HZ and the well refined logic and reasoning HZ. Both are pretty entertaining -Purple Santa I love that Hawk exists to make every decision I make, no matter how self-destructive, look wise by comparison. -Ox I just realized that for the longest time I've been getting you and Karak mixed up. -fitbabits

06-24-2009, 10:37 PM	#10
Wasson_ The Last Starfighter Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: AREA 88 Posts: 3,784	http://www.break.com/usercontent/200...in-736180.html ever seen this one? chances are, yes, but...god damn it's gruesome. __________________ THE RUSSIANS SENT A TANK TO THE MOON! -O. Urungus

06-24-2009, 09:55 PM	#3
maharahaj Humanity is the Devil Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Valley Forge, PA Posts: 1,853	That was awesome, thanks for the link. I love how his friends kept laughing in the background, despite the guy being in a very dangerous situation.

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