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Old 04-16-2012, 01:38 PM   #1
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Your message to the distant future.

I was listening to a science podcast that talked about future fossils, essentially what would or wouldn't survive 100 million years if mankind were to suddenly become extinct.

Of particular note were books and digital media, neither of which would last in a readable state for that long, meaning that very little of the information around today would turn up if future archaeologists, either from vastly evolved humans, the next intelligent race on Earth, or visiting aliens, dug up our civilization.

So I imagined a more permanent relic to be left behind, where information would be etched into a physical media that would stand the test of time. Space would be limited, so let's say the project were funded by donations, and contributors were allowed to submit up to 500 characters (roughly 100 words).

Assume that the project already includes notable pieces of writing, as well as a sufficient cypher so an intelligent race will likely be able to decode our language.

What text would you submit?
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Old 04-16-2012, 01:48 PM   #2
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Old 04-16-2012, 09:14 PM   #3
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Old 04-16-2012, 02:31 PM   #6
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Old 04-16-2012, 02:37 PM   #8
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Old 04-16-2012, 02:52 PM   #9
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Old 04-16-2012, 03:42 PM   #10
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But seriously, I guess I would write:

What walks on four legs in the morning, Two Legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?

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Old 04-16-2012, 03:58 PM   #11
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We could have saved this planet, but we were too damned lazy.
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Old 04-16-2012, 04:56 PM   #12
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We could have saved this planet, but we were too damned lazy.
This would be much more accurate...

We could have saved ourselves, but we were too damned lazy.

...the Earth will be here long after the universe has completely forgotten about our accomplishments.

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Old 04-16-2012, 04:58 PM   #13
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This would be much more accurate...

We could have saved ourselves, but we were too damned lazy.

...the Earth will be here long after the universe has completely forgotten about our accomplishments.

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This man speaks the truth. We have to infect the universe.
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Old 04-16-2012, 05:00 PM   #14
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As soon as we can get that power source and acceleration problem solved, we are golden. Navigation & EMF shields are already finished.
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Old 04-16-2012, 09:15 PM   #15
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As soon as we can get that power source and acceleration problem solved, we are golden. Navigation & EMF shields are already finished.
Man someday. This is where money needs to be spent. Earth is finite...well and perhaps so is space but its a larger finite
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This would be much more accurate...

We could have saved ourselves, but we were too damned lazy.

...the Earth will be here long after the universe has completely forgotten about our accomplishments.

Unless We Leave
It's a quote ...
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Where is that quote from?

My message would be something similar:

"I apologize for all of humankind, who in their selfishness and greed ruined Earth".

Although 100 million years from now the planet and the environment will likely have recovered from all damage we've caused, even if many species have been wiped out during our time here. We'll certainly be long gone.

That or "Welcome to Samsara".
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Where is that quote from?

My message would be something similar:

"I apologize for all of humankind, who in their selfishness and greed ruined Earth".

Although 100 million years from now the planet and the environment will likely have recovered from all damage we've caused, even if many species have been wiped out during our time here. We'll certainly be long gone.
Thing is, 100 million years from now EVERYTHING will be gone ...

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That or "Welcome to Samsara".
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Old 04-16-2012, 04:11 PM   #20
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The medium is the message. The most interesting information contained in this inscription is the simple fact that we wanted to communicate with entities that would not exist until millions of years after we all died. Did we care because we recognized a commonality with our distant successors, or because we genetically associate you with our own children, or because we were plaintively seeking a shred of immortality, or for some other reason? We didn't know. Do you?

(That's 470 characters including spaces, by the way.)
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