Jeffool

They're on to me. Seriously. I don't know where I can trust. They're on my myspace, they're on my facebook. My twitter is on my facebook, so, they see that too. They know I have a blog, and a few of them know the url, so I have to assume they all do. I've spent the twenty-eight years of my life avoiding people in the real world that I didn't care for. Twenty-eight years of life avoiding almost everyone because, well, I just don't like them. And in that meantime I've carved out a life for...

This is a re-post that I first wrote elsewhere, in which I officially earned my scary-repulsive-internet-geek cred. It's about my 'Her' (my generic term for the woman which all other woman are measured against,) which was a teenage internet romance that started back in 1998. We never met.

I spent my entire youth without a single date. Up until highschool I never even had the nerve to ask anyone out. (Remember the scene in 40 Year Old Virgin where Steve Carell is being chased by...

There are three kinds of people:

Tiggers - Happy, bouncy people. They deserve to be despised.
Piglets - They want to be Tiggers, but realize the world is an imperfect place. Most people go here.
Eeyores - We plod along, dealing with the world, for lack of a more exciting option.

Lacking any subforum to pop this into, I'll just toss it here, as I feel it fits.

I'm a long-lapsed programmer looking to re-develop my skills, and probably even mess with some modeling. I suppose I'm just curious if we have anyone else around here that dabbles in the gamedev or modding scenes. I'm considering any number of things from DS homebrew to an Oblivion mod. Anyone with some ability looking to take someone under their wing and offer advice?

Perhaps even collude...

Cross posted from my blog, where it has images!

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Players choose their class and wage war! The VIP (King) starts on each players ‘fortress’, marked here:

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Each player attempts to capture their opponents Fortress with their VIP. If your VIP takes an enemy’s Fortress for three turns, you win.
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