...Damn it. Didn't we eliminate you? Slippery little fishy...

Your elimination may have succeeded for a few days, but I have returned! You can never permanently eliminate me!

The government's cloning project has succeeded, cloaked in secrecy... until now. You must be eliminated.

Or perhaps you are covering up a doppelganger scandal! You fiend

I think it's ok, because it's time for a new avatar anyways. Inconsistencies ahoy!

Your avatar has a beard, but your user image does not. 0_o Inconsistencies!