There is no escape, no deliverance, from the twisted demon that is Farmville. This is a hellish machine where digital livestock are force into a grueling servitude which will not relent, for the internet knows no rest. Blocking the app will do you no good. Those who bear even the slightest taint of the monster have no hope but to be fully consumed. Every last trace of their godforsaken profile, from their status to the photo album, will leave you with one ever-present reminder.

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UWCrash

This is a personal list of new games I plan on taking at least some time to play this fall/holiday season. This is not including the games we've already slated for the FUDCast, and they are listed in no particular order. Apologies if I'm mistaken and some of these are 2010 releases.

• Borderlands (360, unless someone convinces me otherwise)
• Wet (rental, undecided on platform)
• Global Agenda beta
• Darkest of Days - did not play at PAX, but a friend was talking it up (rental, ie.

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UWCrash

I am going to the Packers/Seahawks game tomorrow and you're (probably) not. Har har.

Got the tickets for face value ($72/each) but the seats are so high I'm concerned about asphyxiation. Third deck, row HH. With my luck there will also be an obstructed view. At least I'll be drinking beer on the bus ride up while feasting on brats I just finished grilling.

And yes, the brats were boiled in beer and onions first. I'm no amateur when it comes to sausage.

UWCrash

I have had more close-calls from "automobile collisions" in the last 5 months of living in Oregon than over the past 12 years in Wisconsin and the Bay Area, CA. What the hell is wrong with people here?!

Also, if Panera runs out of bread bowls, they should just close the doors until the situation is resolved. Next week: Noodles & Co. runs out of pasta.

UWCrash