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Super Creeper Bros.

Posted 08-17-2011 at 09:48 AM by Rock Bandit
Updated 08-17-2011 at 09:52 AM by Rock Bandit
Few weeks back I went to the State Fair and amid the usual menagerie of wonderfully cheesy airbrushed haunted/play house imagery was one that stood out in my heart and mind.

The most busted ass Mario and Luigi you can imagine:



Mario acts out my initial reaction to seeing this:

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The Holy Bible (lol)

Posted 04-14-2011 at 02:51 PM by Rock Bandit
The bible is the most translated book ever not only be translated in different languages but different phrasings as well, such as slang. I'm thinking of taking a crack at translating some of the most famous scenes from the bible for the internet age. Here's my first crack at it, let me know what you think.

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Bill Murray Is Not Dead

Posted 07-19-2009 at 08:46 AM by Rock Bandit
Updated 07-19-2009 at 08:49 AM by Rock Bandit
We've been getting slammed with so many high profile deaths lately, from Ed McMahon all the way to the recent passing of Walter Cronkite. Well in a bit of good news I am able to confirm to you, in a Bandit News WORLD EXCLUSIVE!, that Bill Murray; beloved actor, casual golfer, and party crasher; is not dead. Not only is he not dead but our experts down in the lab have rated the probability that at this very moment he is banging some broad half his age as Highly Likely. This is the sort of hard-hitting,...
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Virgin Territory - My First Time

Posted 05-10-2009 at 08:47 AM by Rock Bandit
Just listed my first item for sale on eBay EVER. I'm not very savvy at internets but I think I did well. I figure if I can kiss GHIII's ass that hard I can sell anything convincingly.

Y'all gonna loooove my nuts!
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I think I may have a hat addiction.

Posted 04-22-2009 at 08:20 AM by Rock Bandit
I don't know, maybe?

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