Dearest Customers,
I get it. Times are tough and your heating is most likely the last thing you are thinking about. However I'm going to clue you in here. If your heat doesn't work you have no customer, you make no money and you go under. So please just fix the shit. I'm not trying to fuck you over. I don't wake up in the morning and cackle evilly. Hell, I almost always tell you months before hand that your shit is going to break and I can fix it cheaper now rather than later. However when...

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You have no soul in you. You're just full of yeast baby...

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