Haikus are quite nice
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

(mine)
One two three four five
One two three four five six seven
One two three dammit

(coworker)
It's remarkably
Easy to write about bees...
Bees! Bees? Bees! BEES? BEES!

I am a small gun
Now I am a large robot
This makes no damn sense

(mine)
Cthulhu F'tangh
Ry'dalj F'lrnakt F'lrnakti...

TheFlyingOrc

This was from a politics thread that went somewhat....awry.

President Obama sighed as he stared out his office window.

It had been a long road, but his plans had revolutionized a new age. President Bush's plans for space travel hadn't gone anywhere (although Bush's mouth had certainly done OTHER interesting things, thought Barack), but you'd better believe that HIS plans had gotten somewhere. Now, in only 2011, man was finally headed for the stars. His people had elected...

TheFlyingOrc

I have decided that my blog is far more important. Also my movie career. I'm now having open casting for anyone who wants to star in "Blackenstein versus the Wolfman". I'm especially interested in casting the role of our saucy heroine, "White Boob".

TheFlyingOrc

Random battles in RPGs exist as a timesink so you don't realize how stupid everything that's going on is.

Think about it. For the most part, every single part of an RPG is a huge melodramatic story bit - things that could be the best part of a movie all by themselves - climb the tower to kill the demon, escape from the military base, defend the castle from an army of ninjas, dive into a cave to retrieve a mysterious artifact.

If you didn't have downtime between all...

TheFlyingOrc

Hello, I am professor Motumbo from Nigeria or whatever. You should send me money, because I'll send you more money and also a race car. All I need is your bank account information, Social security card, mother's maiden name, and also a photo ID of yourself that can be photoshopped to look like a Nigerian man, and I can get right to sending you a race car or whatever it was I said. Remember, I was kicked out of my country because I, like, am a political exile or retired general or some kind of...

TheFlyingOrc