I have decided that my blog is far more important. Also my movie career. I'm now having open casting for anyone who wants to star in "Blackenstein versus the Wolfman". I'm especially interested in casting the role of our saucy heroine, "White Boob".

TheFlyingOrc

Alright, alright - I know every one of you is desperately waiting for the answer to the question on everyone's minds - "Who does TFO think I should vote for?"

You are the most correct person ever. This is wicked important.

So, without further ado, here's how I'm voting (ado! ado! ado! Ado is one of those words that doesn't look like a word anymore when you type it a lot. Same with blog. What's up with that? Hey, whatever happened to Rick Moranis?)...

TheFlyingOrc

and it'll show up on my blog? Sweet, then I just hit the post button? Man, people are going to be pissed when this keeps popping up in the random blog post thingie.

TheFlyingOrc

I spent like twenty minutes on my review of the internet. TWENTY MINUTES. I have never worked that hard on something my entire life. And what do you guys give me? 3 comments, one of which is from myself, so that makes it worth like 6 comments.

THIS IS NOT ENOUGH. More people need to begin reading TFO's super blog of the future. For goodness sake, I even made fun of Ol' Fitty in there.

TheFlyingOrc

Today, I'll be reviewing The Internet, made by the company "The Collective World"

Graphics: 9/10 - Really a mixed bag. Some of the pictures are amazingly lifelike, while some appear to have been drawn by manchildren with too much time on their hands. I enjoyed the cutscenes during the "YouTube" level, but some of the other cutscenes made me SERIOUSLY wonder how this thing got past the ESRB. I'm generally impressed, but parts of it need serious work.
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