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Some Haikus I wrote (and some I stole)
Posted 05-22-2009 at 02:50 PM by TheFlyingOrc
Haikus are quite nice
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
(mine)
One two three four five
One two three four five six seven
One two three dammit
(coworker)
It's remarkably
Easy to write about bees...
Bees! Bees? Bees! BEES? BEES!
I am a small gun
Now I am a large robot
This makes no damn sense
(mine)
Cthulhu F'tangh
Ry'dalj F'lrnakt F'lrnakti
K'frsnt Cthulu
(mine)
This is a Haiku
Aren't I a lot of fun, kids?
MURDER YOUR PARENTS.
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
(mine)
One two three four five
One two three four five six seven
One two three dammit
(coworker)
It's remarkably
Easy to write about bees...
Bees! Bees? Bees! BEES? BEES!
I am a small gun
Now I am a large robot
This makes no damn sense
(mine)
Cthulhu F'tangh
Ry'dalj F'lrnakt F'lrnakti
K'frsnt Cthulu
(mine)
This is a Haiku
Aren't I a lot of fun, kids?
MURDER YOUR PARENTS.
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