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My Favorite Thing I Wrote While at EvilAvatar
This was from a politics thread that went somewhat....awry.
President Obama sighed as he stared out his office window.
It had been a long road, but his plans had revolutionized a new age. President Bush's plans for space travel hadn't gone anywhere (although Bush's mouth had certainly done OTHER interesting things, thought Barack), but you'd better believe that HIS plans had gotten somewhere. Now, in only 2011, man was finally headed for the stars. His people had elected him on change, and they'd certainly gotten it.
A sudden, shimmering light appeared in the oval office.
Obama spun as the strange, bald man in a red uniform smiled at him. He picked up the red phone on his desk - "Cynthia, quick! Get vice president TheFlyingOrc to safety, and tell him I love him!"
"Oh, I wouldn't worry about that", said Jean Luc, as the sweat glistened on his magnificent hairless dome. "Data put a force field around the whole office. Nobody is getting in, and no messages are getting out."
"I represent AMERICA!" Screamed Obama. "We are a sovereign nation, and I demand you let out of my office this moment!" His rage only made him appear stronger, it was obvious why he had been the first elected black president.
"Now is not the time." Picard said. "Mr. President, to save the future..."
"What, man! What!"
"Well, quite frankly, we're going to have to have an extraordinary amount of sex." Picard slowly unzipped his uniform, revealing his...
President Obama sighed as he stared out his office window.
It had been a long road, but his plans had revolutionized a new age. President Bush's plans for space travel hadn't gone anywhere (although Bush's mouth had certainly done OTHER interesting things, thought Barack), but you'd better believe that HIS plans had gotten somewhere. Now, in only 2011, man was finally headed for the stars. His people had elected him on change, and they'd certainly gotten it.
A sudden, shimmering light appeared in the oval office.
Obama spun as the strange, bald man in a red uniform smiled at him. He picked up the red phone on his desk - "Cynthia, quick! Get vice president TheFlyingOrc to safety, and tell him I love him!"
"Oh, I wouldn't worry about that", said Jean Luc, as the sweat glistened on his magnificent hairless dome. "Data put a force field around the whole office. Nobody is getting in, and no messages are getting out."
"I represent AMERICA!" Screamed Obama. "We are a sovereign nation, and I demand you let out of my office this moment!" His rage only made him appear stronger, it was obvious why he had been the first elected black president.
"Now is not the time." Picard said. "Mr. President, to save the future..."
"What, man! What!"
"Well, quite frankly, we're going to have to have an extraordinary amount of sex." Picard slowly unzipped his uniform, revealing his...
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No...fair...laughing...uncontrollably...in...cubic le.
Damn you, sir. Well played...but damn you! |
Posted 02-25-2009 at 10:50 AM by Commissar Rob
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