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We Are Fucking Machines

Posted 01-04-2009 at 05:04 AM by Superman's Dead
I am proud of every single one of us, here. And probably the human race as a whole, but I can't be proud of them because I don't interact with them on a regular basis.

I go through some BULLshit, pretty daily. I can only assume, as we're all humans, that we all go through shit.

And here we are.

Fucking devastated about my social life? Shit yes I am. My heart is ripped right the fuck up. But what am I doing. Listening to sappy music?

Shit yes I'm listening to sappy music, but that's not the point you dicks. The point is I'm here.

I'm on fucking Colony of Gamers bitching about it, because here is the only place the women in my life can't find me. Here I can say all the fucked up things I want about them. Here I can tell all of you about the girl I like who told me she wouldn't date me, ignored me, then decided we could date for like half an hour wherein she told me she had slept around, and then decided not to date me again.

I can say that here.

But that's besides the previously mentioned point. That point being that, shit, I'm here.

And do you know what I'm going to do when I get back to Missouri from Vegas? Bitch? Fuck yeah I'll bitch.

But AFTER that, IN SPITE of that, DURING that, I'm going to be rocking the fuck out with my new Rock Band 2 drums.

I'm going to be working on Mass Effect again.

I'm going to watch Star Wars: A New Hope while I do my bullshit homework.

And I'm going to go to the library and get on CoG and read about shit and try and make some people laugh.

I assume that your lives are the same. Look at Fits, look at Gunny, look at Mags. There is some shit in their life, and yes it's more evident then the rest of our shit (but that shouldn't be an issue), and here they are...arguing about JRPGs with other people who have other SHIT going on in their lives.

Some of you motherfuckers have kids! Wives! But you're here. You are, subconsciously in most cases, continuing to exist and function despite all of the self-pitying odds that might drive you away.

We are mighty. Fuck. Yes.
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Rock Bandit's Avatar
I fucked a machine once. Got robo-herpes.

Rock Band 2 you say? Send me a friend invite if you're on a 360. gamertag = x Rock Bandit x

Also, said out loud Missouri sounds a lot like misery. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted 01-04-2009 at 07:35 AM by Rock Bandit Rock Bandit is offline
Chris_D's Avatar
Wow sounds tough.. take it easy and enjoy your gaming! Toughest thing I have coming up at the moment is 20 days straight working this month which is really going to bleed my gaming time.
Posted 01-05-2009 at 06:08 AM by Chris_D Chris_D is offline
Kielaran's Avatar
Also, said out loud Missouri sounds a lot like misery. Coincidence? I think not.
Funny enough, in our L4D room the other day, one of the Canadians (Gerbs, maybe?) pronounced it misery. I think the general concensus was that it was probably more correct.
Posted 01-05-2009 at 11:09 AM by Kielaran Kielaran is offline
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