This is the blog where the world's leading intellectual scholar, lovemaker, bastketball player, chef, artist, martial artist, and theoretical linguist TheFlyingOrc deems you pitiful mortals worthy of his immense wisdom. Also sometimes there's slash fiction and he writes the word fart so it's funny.
CL1CK H3R3 2 G0T A B1GG3R pen fifteen TOD@@Y!
Hello, I am professor Motumbo from Nigeria or whatever. You should send me money, because I'll send you more money and also a race car. All I need is your bank account information, Social security card, mother's maiden name, and also a photo ID of yourself that can be photoshopped to look like a Nigerian man, and I can get right to sending you a race car or whatever it was I said. Remember, I was kicked out of my country because I, like, am a political exile or retired general or some kind of goddamn wizard.
Whatever, just do it, and I'll make your penis bigger.
Whatever, just do it, and I'll make your penis bigger.
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I am having trouble coming up with the money right now...if you could send me a bit, I would be able to send you that much plus the rest in a few weeks.
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Posted 10-07-2008 at 09:45 PM by Kielaran
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NO MY FRIEND YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND GENERAL MUTANGO NEEDS YOUR MONEY NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND I WlLL SEND YOU A BIGGER PENIS IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR INFORMATION
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Posted 10-07-2008 at 10:42 PM by TheFlyingOrc
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Here is my money, gracious General Mutango. The penis currently sitting in my bank account is just too small. The rest of my information could be available to you if you could give me something cool.
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Posted 10-08-2008 at 09:18 AM by Variable Gear
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