The Magic is in the Hole: Voodoo Doughnuts @ PAX

[wyeast]

Yes kids, it's that time once again...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/Wyeast/pax2008/voodoo.png

Please note, this is last year's menu. I took a picture this year, but it's blurry as fuck (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/Wyeast/pax2009/P6300101-1.jpg). Prices have gone DOWN on the following doughnuts:

Vegan Plain $1.25
Vegan Oreo $1.50
Vegan Chico $1.50
Lemon Chiffon $1.25

For those unfamiliar with what some of these doughnuts are, they describe some of the more popular items on their website (http://www.voodoodoughnut.com/menu.php). Otherwise, I will try to address questions here.

As before, I will summarize the order as I have it written in this thread - please confirm if any corrections are necessary. I will be placing the order in approximately one week prior to leaving for PAX, so get your orders in before then!

Order to go in Wednesday, August 26
Payments can be made by Paypal to voodoowyeast at gmail dawt com :D

[wyeast]

Sandman: (1) Voodoo Dozen

Sl1pstream: (4) Plain Cake

Rogue_Hunter: (1) Baconized C&B, (1) Bacon Maple, (1) Buttermilk, (1) Butterfingering, (1) Voodoo, (1) Dirty Snowball


pronounconnoun / DangerChan: (1) Apple Fritter, (1) Tex-Ass, (1) Memphis Mafia, (2) Bacon Maple Bar, (1) NoName, (1) Old Dirty Bastard

Backseat Killer (1) Captain + Peanut Butter, (1) Bacon Maple :(

Astranoir (2) Voodoo Dozen

Suave Peanut (1) Voodoo Dozen (Peanut-Free), (2) Bacon Maple Bar

Wyeast (1) Voodoo Dozen, (1) Memphis Mafia, (1) Maple Bacon

Kielaran (1) Voodoo Dozen

TurboKinny (4) Bacon Maple Bar

Jackel (1) Voodoo Dozen

Psykoboy2 (1) Voodoo Dozen, (5) Bacon Maple Bar

See Page 9 for revised status update

[rinichanraar]

Oh god! I was so excited when I saw this thread pop up just now! I'm going to have to think about this for a while. I'm thinking of getting a dozen and eating them throughout the weekend. :p

[astranoir]

Oh god! I was so excited when I saw this thread pop up just now! I'm going to have to think about this for a while. I'm thinking of getting a dozen and eating them throughout the weekend. :p

I was thinking along the same lines :) Yummy!

[Suave Peanut]

This cannot be an impulse decision... I require some meditation on this matter!

[Psykoboy2]

Hmm...me and Dave rooming together, both of us known to consume pretty large quantities of....well damn near anything.

He and I will need to discuss our plan.

[pronounconnoun]

Oh god! I was so excited when I saw this thread pop up just now! I'm going to have to think about this for a while. I'm thinking of getting a dozen and eating them throughout the weekend. :p

We both know what happened last time. I'm going to call "not it" for holding the box.


P.S. Apple Fritter...

[Hawkzombie]

Dear god....I may take a trip to Seattle simply to eat these.

Stupid having to move to Canada to be with the woman I love....

[bapenguin]

Sweeeeeeet. I'll ponder this one for sure.

[Sandman]

I'm gonna go light this year...2 bacon maple bars please.

[Sl1pstream]

4 Plain cake donuts for me

Also, I'd have to take these to Austin if certain people can't make it:


capt'n crunch with peanut butter and bacon maple, please!

[civil]

Gah! Vegan donuts!

::head explodes::

I'll have to think! Yes. Think and plan.

[Psykoboy2]

Gah! Vegan donuts!

::head explodes::

I'll have to think! Yes. Think and plan.

It doesn't matter. It's your first time. You won't order wrong, as you'll order what you think you want. Then you'll have a bit of everyone else's orders and realize you need to plan better for next year.

[mister slim]

I could go eat some of these right now. :p

Though I won't, the novelty has kind of worn off.

[AgtFox]

It doesn't matter. It's your first time. You won't order wrong, as you'll order what you think you want. Then you'll have a bit of everyone else's orders and realize you need to plan better for next year.
He obviously wants the Cock and Balls. I mean, look who we're talking about ;)

Where's the video of BK and TK eating it last year?

[Psykoboy2]

At the risk of this getting sigged, I've had the cock & balls one....as ordinary as it was, it was still damn good.

[Rogue_hunter]

I've already been sigged for it, but "If you'd put bacon on that wang, I'll be fine with it." If they managed to make a cock and balls with bacon on it, I would eat that.

Beyond that possibility, I need to ponder my order.

[civil]

It doesn't matter. It's your first time. You won't order wrong, as you'll order what you think you want. Then you'll have a bit of everyone else's orders and realize you need to plan better for next year.
Yeah, but I eat vegan so I won't get so drunk that I stick some random Cock and Balls in my mouth. I won't have any meat or meat products sliding down my throat!

He obviously wants the Cock and Balls. I mean, look who we're talking about ;)
It was the People's Choice! Michael Jackson often won the People's Choice, did that make him gay?

Uh, oh...shit.

[wyeast]

If they managed to make a cock and balls with bacon on it, I would eat that.


I can easily see them accommodating if I ask them. :D

Yeah, but I eat vegan so I won't get so drunk that I stick some random Cock and Balls in my mouth. I won't have any meat or meat products sliding down my throat!


What? You get drunk off of meat products? :confused: :o

[Dave]

Hmm...me and Dave rooming together, both of us known to consume pretty large quantities of....well damn near anything.

He and I will need to discuss our plan.

Ha ha ha ha ha... if they only knew, Scott.

Fatmen gotta eat!

[Dave]

Not to sound like an assbag, because I was there last year to watch everyone gorge... and then gorge some more (but I just hung out and checked it all out as an innocent bystander); but does Voodoo do anything comparable to a Krispy Kreme plane-Jane glazed donut? I don't need my donuts to look like a pecker; but I wasn't really raised on the Dunkin' cake stuff either. I grew up with those terrible-for-you KK doughnuts. :)

The apple fritters that Joey mentioned don't sound too bad either, though. Anyone have pictures of those?

Thanks!

[Psykoboy2]

That would be the "old fashioned" there at the top of the menu. Or...there's the Tex-Ass...which is just a gigantic version of the old fashioned...I think.

[wyeast]

Plain Glazed, upper right. $0.95 apiece. :) They also do plain cakes, cruellers, and old fashioned, which look like:

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6493/mini8873.jpg

As I recall, the "Classic Dozen" is composed of just "regular" donuts.

[Dave]

Plain Glazed, upper right. $0.95 apiece. :) They also do plain cakes, cruellers, and old fashioned, which look like:

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6493/mini8873.jpg

As I recall, the "Classic Dozen" is composed of just "regular" donuts.

Mmmmmm. These look like they'd do.

I'll get back with you guys. I don't even need to be looking at this kind of stuff right now. HA!

This is what I had in mind, though. Thanks for the visual aide, wyeast!

[wyeast]

Also, I'd have to take these to Austin if certain people can't make it:

Did BK PM that to you, or was that a repost of last year? Peanut butter on Captain Crunch? :eek:

[pronounconnoun]

Not to sound like an assbag, because I was there last year to watch everyone gorge... and then gorge some more (but I just hung out and checked it all out as an innocent bystander); but does Voodoo do anything comparable to a Krispy Kreme plane-Jane glazed donut? I don't need my donuts to look like a pecker; but I wasn't really raised on the Dunkin' cake stuff either. I grew up with those terrible-for-you KK doughnuts. :)

The apple fritters that Joey mentioned don't sound too bad either, though. Anyone have pictures of those?

Thanks!

I saw a picture of it on the website that Wyest posted. Check them out there.

As a fat guy currently trying to get back to his normal weight, I'll probably be more of an innocent bystander this year as well.

[Dave]

I saw a picture of it on the website that Wyest posted. Check them out there.

As a fat guy currently trying to get back to his normal weight, I'll probably be more of an innocent bystander this year as well.

Well, you know... if I had someone else there to NOT eat Voodoo donuts with me, I think I could possibly do the right thing as well.

Maybe we could hang out and take pictures, so as not to look like we're just hanging around like a couple of creeps. A nice plane-Jane glazed is nice every now and then, though. Maybe like one or two.

We've still got a while to think about it.

[AgtFox]

They just had a thing on Voodoo Donuts on Food Network last night. They didn't show off the Cock and Balls though ;)

They did show off the Tex-Ass though, said it was basically 6 donuts in one.

[shodan2020]

So, as a Voodoo Donuts noob... what should I try?

[rinichanraar]

Since there aren't pictures/descriptions for all the doughnuts on the website/menu, I went to Yelp (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/4CxF8c3MB7VAdY8zFb2cZQ?select=jljTSp0dnGWWTPeU53ym ow) hoping to find some labeled photos. There aren't all that many that are labeled with the doughnut names, but it actually did help a little.

I remember getting (or considering getting) an "Old Dirty Bastard" doughnut last year, but I couldn't remember what was on it since it's not described in the menu. Thankfully, I right-click-"Properties"ed a picture of a doughnut I liked on the website, and it was labeled "Old Dirty Bastard." They really should have used alt text for those pictures.

ANYWAY, so far, I've narrowed my choices down to the Bacon Maple Bar (http://www.voodoodoughnut.com/doughnuts/bacon_maple_bar.jpg), No Name (http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/CtIF5oLvhT2SquBt8P1P8g/l), Old Dirty Bastard (http://www.voodoodoughnut.com/doughnuts/old_dirty_bastard.jpg), and Memphis (http://www.voodoodoughnut.com/doughnuts/memphis_mafia.jpg) Mafia (http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/f0ssI1qwY6RUErdSWcWnGQ/l). I might add more or change them up later if I start feeling a little more gluttonous.

EDIT: I just realized that, compared to everyone else so far, I'm ordering like a total fatty. Oh, well.

As a fat guy currently trying to get back to his normal weight, I'll probably be more of an innocent bystander this year as well.

Fair enough. I'm glad you're at least getting an apple fritter though (and possibly a Tex-Ass?). We can take the box back to the hotel room since we're actually going to be close to the convention center this year. That way, you won't get stuck carrying it around for me.

So, as a Voodoo Donuts noob... what should I try?

Hmm, a lot of people had fun with the Bacon Maple Bars. Really, though, you should just pick whatever sounds or looks appetizing to you!

[pronounconnoun]

So, as a Voodoo Donuts noob... what should I try?

Bacon Donut.

[Sl1pstream]

Did BK PM that to you, or was that a repost of last year? Peanut butter on Captain Crunch? :eek:

I copy-pasted that from an instant messenger conversation, because I don't want people to think that I'm capable of coming up with combinations like that one.

[TurboKinny]

We had to get a jump start on Voodoo Doughnuts when driving through Portland yesterday! Mmmmm Bacon Maple bars!

[TurboKinny]

So, as a Voodoo Donuts noob... what should I try?Everything. Pick your favorite breakfast cereal and start from there.

Yeah, but I eat vegan so I won't get so drunk that I stick some random Cock and Balls in my mouth. I won't have any meat or meat products sliding down my throat!They have a Vegan Cock and Balls on their menu now ;)

[mister slim]

We had to get a jump start on Voodoo Doughnuts when driving through Portland yesterday! Mmmmm Bacon Maple bars!

Bah, you should have given me a call! For shame.

[torrefaction]

I may not be going to PAX, but is there any way in hell I can convince you to SHIP ME DONUTS?!?!?!?!

[wyeast]

They have a Vegan Cock and Balls on their menu now ;)

What? A cock & balls w/o any meat product? Don't be blasphemin' now. :p

I may not be going to PAX, but is there any way in hell I can convince you to SHIP ME DONUTS?!?!?!?!

I could, but there's no guarantee they'd survive shipping (i.e. unpressurized cargo bay) in any reasonable form. Part of the reason they don't ship themselves. If it can't go by van or the little scooter they have, it don't go.

DangerChan: ODB is a raised doughnut w/ chocolate glaze, peanut butter swizzle, and oreo cookie crumbs, I think?.

[TurboKinny]

Bah, you should have given me a call! For shame.You'll need to give me your number for the next time. Sam would just sit in his hole if I'd let him!

[civil]

They have a Vegan Cock and Balls on their menu now ;)
Oh. My. I think I'm narrowing down my order.

I may not be going to PAX, but is there any way in hell I can convince you to SHIP ME DONUTS?!?!?!?!
Now that's just fucking stupid.

[astranoir]

I just realized that, compared to everyone else so far, I'm ordering like a total fatty. Oh, well.




Does it make you feel better that I can't decide on what to get, so I'm considering getting 2 Voodoo Dozen? :o

[TurboKinny]

Does it make you feel better that I can't decide on what to get, so I'm considering getting 2 Voodoo Dozen? :oI'm wondering how long a dozen Bacon Maples would last me...

[National Kato]

<sobs silently in the corner>

[Rogue_hunter]

Does it make you feel better that I can't decide on what to get, so I'm considering getting 2 Voodoo Dozen? :o

The voodoo dozen, according to their site, is just a mix of the regular stuff, none of the specials like the bacon maple bar or cock n' balls.

[MagGnome]

Civil_Gay must tell me what the vegan cock & balls taste like. I also demand pictures.

[civil]

Civil_Gay must tell me what the vegan cock & balls taste like. I also demand pictures.
I'm hoping neither I nor my girlfriend find out come September. ;)

[MagGnome]

I'm hoping neither I nor my girlfriend find out come September. ;)

Your "girlfriend" doesn't know what vegan cock and balls taste like?

You really are gay!

[civil]

Touche, Jacob. Touche.

[wyeast]

The voodoo dozen, according to their site, is just a mix of the regular stuff
that's the classic dozen. voodoo is like half regular half crazy. Although the crazy content usually doesn't include big donuts like the Cock & Balls, Memphis Mafia, or Tex-Ass. I have seen crazies like Dirt Donuts or Maple Blunts tho'.

Your "girlfriend" doesn't know what vegan cock and balls taste like?

You really are gay!

*spittles diet coke* Well played, good sir. Well played. :D

[mister slim]

You'll need to give me your number for the next time. Sam would just sit in his hole if I'd let him!

Sam should have my number. Smack him for me.

[Sandman]

I'm tempted to change my order to one voodoo dozen instead. I wonder if wyeast would accept cash payment at PAX.

[wyeast]

I'm tempted to change my order to one voodoo dozen instead. I wonder if wyeast would accept cash payment at PAX.
Instead of the 2 Maple Bacons? :confused:

I am willing to accept cash on a limited basis (i.e. not all $150 or however much it came to last year :eek:) - mainly because it simplifies things on arrival if I'm just handing out boxes. So yeah, it's cool if you pay me when I get there. :o

Deadbeats risk getting a vegan cock n' balls jammed into their face and aired on photobucket. :D

[MagGnome]

Touche, Jacob. Touche.

*spittles diet coke* Well played, good sir. Well played. :D

I was merely pointing out the obvious. :D


Deadbeats risk getting a vegan cock n' balls jammed into their face and aired on photobucket. :D

Send them to Minnesota and I will do the honors. :cool:

[TurboKinny]

Sam should have my number. Smack him for me.Well I can't promise anything, but we'll likely be back through in a few weeks when I set up my apartment in Washington :) The smack will be forthcoming, though :D

[Jackel]

Out of curiosity, does anyone have the picture of the Tex-Ass donut that they took. I'm trying to find it but I can't seem to locate it.

[civil]

If I get a vegan Cock & Balls, I want MagGnome written on it.

It says $5.25 on the photo then has ($1.00 for your name on it) next to it. $6.25 for a gag? Hmm. Though on the website it lists the C&B for $4.95 and implies that it includes your name on it. Which to believe?

[TurboKinny]

If I get a vegan Cock & Balls, I want MagGnome written on it.

It says $5.25 on the photo then has ($1.00 for your name on it) next to it. $6.25 for a gag? Hmm. Though on the website it lists the C&B for $4.95 and implies that it includes your name on it. Which to believe?They cost more to get personalized.

[wyeast]

If I get a vegan Cock & Balls, I want MagGnome written on it.

It says $5.25 on the photo then has ($1.00 for your name on it) next to it. $6.25 for a gag? Hmm. Though on the website it lists the C&B for $4.95 and implies that it includes your name on it. Which to believe?

I would consider the photo more up to date than the website, as the sign is physically behind the counter (and thus, that's what they'll use to ring up when I get there).

That said, I am sure the name charge can be subsidized for sake of the greater good. :D

[MagGnome]

If I get a vegan Cock & Balls, I want MagGnome written on it.

It says $5.25 on the photo then has ($1.00 for your name on it) next to it. $6.25 for a gag? Hmm. Though on the website it lists the C&B for $4.95 and implies that it includes your name on it. Which to believe?

Well that's one way for you to fulfill your long-held fantasy. ;)

It will serve as good practice, but remember to watch those teeth!

[Kielaran]

Out of curiosity, does anyone have the picture of the Tex-Ass donut that they took. I'm trying to find it but I can't seem to locate it.

If it is the picture I think you are thinking of, then check Tayaya's (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/member.php?u=390)avatar.

[Backseat Killer]

I still don't know if I am going or not... but I would seriously love some donuts! I STILL dream about how delicious the combination of maple, bacon and donut was in my mouth! :) Slippy, would you really bring them back to Austin for me if I wasn't going?!?! That would be about the coolest thing EVAR!

And if anyone posts the video of the cock & ball devouring from last year - I WILL hunt you down! :P

[Psykoboy2]

I agree with BK. Don't post the video.

She'll kill you and I'll help with finding you.

[AgtFox]

And if anyone posts the video of the cock & ball devouring from last year - I WILL hunt you down! :P
Link please! ;)

Seriously though, I saw it after you guys returned last year.

[wyeast]

I still don't know if I am going or not... but I would seriously love some donuts! I STILL dream about how delicious the combination of maple, bacon and donut was in my mouth! :) Slippy, would you really bring them back to Austin for me if I wasn't going?!?! That would be about the coolest thing EVAR!

Either that, or I could attempt overnighting them in some kind of vacuum bag or something. :eek:

[Suave Peanut]

So apparently some of those featured in the video are opposed to posting it in this thread.

However they did not forbid anyone from suggesting a YouTube search for "dong shaped donuts"

[Tayaya]

This thread just wouldn't be complete if my avatar and I were not present.

I was a little bummed about not being able to make it to PAX this year. Now I'm just crushed!

[AgtFox]

So apparently some of those featured in the video are opposed to posting it in this thread.

However they did not forbid anyone from suggesting a YouTube search for "dong shaped donuts"
The hounds have been released from both Austin and Alabama...you best RUN!

[Tayaya]

Oh, by the way, for anyone that is still undecided on what they want.... I went waaaaay overboard last year, and tried a good chunk of the menu in 1 sitting, thanks to wyeast.

The ol' dirty bastard (oreos, peanut butter, and chocolate) is friggin' amazing, followed by the maple bar in close second (yes, it's got bacon on it, but tastes a lot like pancakes...it's good!).

The Tex-ass is just a glazed donut, but it's huuuuuge. I think the stats are like 1600 calories and 40 grams of fat.

[Backseat Killer]

No need to run - we will find you where ever you are. I love the power of technology ::evil laugh::

[Sandman]

I just wanted to confirm the one voodoo dozen for me. I'll either paypal you soonish or hit you up at PAX....and I'll pm you if I paypal.

[wyeast]

No need to run - we will find you where ever you are. I love the power of technology ::evil laugh::

Well, if that means that you will personally be the one to come deliver the beatings... :D

[MagGnome]

So apparently some of those featured in the video are opposed to posting it in this thread.

However they did not forbid anyone from suggesting a YouTube search for "dong shaped donuts"

Haha, thanks for that! :D

[Sl1pstream]

I still don't know if I am going or not... but I would seriously love some donuts! I STILL dream about how delicious the combination of maple, bacon and donut was in my mouth! :) Slippy, would you really bring them back to Austin for me if I wasn't going?!?! That would be about the coolest thing EVAR!

And if anyone posts the video of the cock & ball devouring from last year - I WILL hunt you down! :P

Yes, but you might want to pick something that actually exists. :)

[wyeast]

Yes, but you might want to pick something that actually exists. :)

For her, I would put the PB on myself if they wont. *crosses arms* :o

[MagGnome]

For her, I would put the PB on myself if they wont. *crosses arms* :o

You are shameless.

[Sl1pstream]

I'm still trying to figure out how to get both a box of donuts and my laptop (+bag) on a plane.

I don't really feel like putting my laptop with the rest of my luggage.

[Jackel]

I'm still trying to figure out how to get both a box of donuts and my laptop (+bag) on a plane.

I don't really feel like putting my laptop with the rest of my luggage.

For most airlines you are allowed a purse / laptop bag + something else.

As long as your laptop bag can fit underneath the little storage area under the seat in front of you.

[wyeast]

I'm still trying to figure out how to get both a box of donuts and my laptop (+bag) on a plane.

I don't really feel like putting my laptop with the rest of my luggage.
Don't. Shipping is way cheaper than replacing a broken/lost laptop. :mad:
You are shameless.
Hi. I'm wyeast. Have we met? :D

[Tayaya]

I'm still trying to figure out how to get both a box of donuts and my laptop (+bag) on a plane.

I don't really feel like putting my laptop with the rest of my luggage.

Donuts don't exactly travel well. When I was picking up one of my friends from the airport after she moved home from Japan, she brought a bag of Mister Donut for me (you have no idea how good they are until you go there and eat 'em), and they were smooshed and melted by the time they made it here..... those overhead bins actually get very, very, very warm inside during the course of a flight.

[MagGnome]

Hi. I'm wyeast. Have we met? :D

I figured you out long ago. ;)



:p

[rinichanraar]

Does it make you feel better that I can't decide on what to get, so I'm considering getting 2 Voodoo Dozen? :o

I'm super late, but, yes, it does make me feel better! It's going to be awesome when the womenfolk have more doughnuts than all the men combined.

pronounconnoun / DangerChan: (1) Apple Fritter + Tex-Ass(?) + (1) Memphis Mafia, (1) Bacon Maple Bar, (1) NoName, (1) Old Dirty Bastard

I am so excited about this. Should I do the math on how much I owe and Paypal it to you?

[wyeast]

I'm super late, but, yes, it does make me feel better! It's going to be awesome when the womenfolk have more doughnuts than all the men combined.



I am so excited about this. Should I do the math on how much I owe and Paypal it to you?

If you want. :) I'll probably get around to starting to post up totals as we nail down the order in the next week or so. :D

[wyeast]

Updated with approximate prices and order date. I'm shooting for a Thursday evening/night arrival, but I'll firm that up when I get a better handle on my work schedule.

[wyeast]

Also - I'm looking into making a small run of badges for some buddies of mine, and may end up having some room in the order. Thought I might whip up a little thank you for the donut supporters amidst all the bacon hate going on in the shirt threads... :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/Wyeast/pax2009/cogbadge3.jpg

Whaddya think? :D

[Suave Peanut]

Pencil me in for a dozen. Is it possible to request no peanut-related donuts? I don't like peanuts or peanut butter.

Yes, I know it's ironic. Leave it alone.

[wyeast]

Pencil me in for a dozen. Is it possible to request no peanut-related donuts? I don't like peanuts or peanut butter.

Yes, I know it's ironic. Leave it alone.

Classic or Voodoo Dozen?

I'll request it. I'm fairly sure they should be able to work it out. :)

[Suave Peanut]

Classic or Voodoo Dozen?

I'll request it. I'm fairly sure they should be able to work it out. :)
Voodoo dozen, naturally!

[TurboKinny]

Also - I'm looking into making a small run of badges for some buddies of mine, and may end up having some room in the order. Thought I might whip up a little thank you for the donut supporters amidst all the bacon hate going on in the shirt threads... :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/Wyeast/pax2009/cogbadge3.jpg

Whaddya think? :DOOoohhhhhhh shiny! :) I want.

I'm still debating just how many maple bacon I need. I'll make my roommate help me decide tomorrow :)

[pronounconnoun]

Also - I'm looking into making a small run of badges for some buddies of mine, and may end up having some room in the order. Thought I might whip up a little thank you for the donut supporters amidst all the bacon hate going on in the shirt threads... :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/Wyeast/pax2009/cogbadge3.jpg

Whaddya think? :D

How can I resist, it was made just for me!

[wyeast]

OOoohhhhhhh shiny! :) I want.

I'm still debating just how many maple bacon I need. I'll make my roommate help me decide tomorrow :)
*note to self* Bring... shiny... things... :D :o :p

I figured someone had to step up to the badge plate with pseudo out :( this year. :) Mad props to alienmastermind since most of it is artwork bogarted from his shirt ideas. :o

A bacon donut a day keeps the uh... er... nevermind. :D

How can I resist, it was made just for me!

*laugh* Yeah, I used your name on the prototype because it's probably one of the longest. ;)

"Why, thank you" :eek: :D

[Sandman]

I'll probably pay you on around September 1st if that's ok....so we get it done before PAX.

[wyeast]

I'll probably pay you on around September 1st if that's ok....so we get it done before PAX.

That's cool. I'll just lob unpurchased donuts off the balcony when I get there. ;)

(edit) So far it's a smaller order than last year (about 1/2 so far...), so it won't be a crazy pile of boxes to keep track of, so no big whoop if you gotta pay cash. Still no guarantees I'll have exact change. :p

[pronounconnoun]

*laugh* Yeah, I used your name on the prototype because it's probably one of the longest. ;)

"Why, thank you" :eek: :D

We're talking about the penis right? Just wanted to clarify that we're talking about the penis. It's cool if we're not talking about the penis, though.

[civil]

We're talking about the penis right? Just wanted to clarify that we're talking about the penis. It's cool if we're not talking about the penis, though.
If we weren't talking about the penis, we are now.

[wyeast]

If we ever aren't talking about penis, it's because we're talking about boobs.

If we're not talking about penis or boobs, we're obviously not on CoG. :D

[Jackel]

I still might make a donut order...just going to have to wait until the 21st of august when I arrive in Vancouver and have internet again (after today)

[wyeast]

What the hell are we supposed to do for 10 days without Jackel? :eek:

have a safe trip bub. See you on the flip side. :D

[MagGnome]

If we weren't talking about the penis, we are now.

Oh COG, I could never quit you. :D

[Backseat Killer]

VAGINA!

Seriously though, I dream of these donuts.... *drool*

[pronounconnoun]

VAGINA!

Seriously though, I dream of these donuts.... *drool*

Were those supposed to be two separate thoughts?

[Backseat Killer]

Were they? ;)

Yes, they were - I left work at 4 in the morning, got to bed at 5:30 and was woken up at 9. I've been back at work for too long and will be here too long... please forgive that my internet posting filter is broken!

[pronounconnoun]

/facetious

I did that last week, but I didn't have to go back to work. Good luck!

[civil]

Sadly, you can remove my doughnut order. :(

[Sl1pstream]

I will be paypal(ing?) the money sometime next week, unless you like to get it cash.

[TurboKinny]

sadly, you can remove my doughnut order. :(omgwtfbbq??

[civil]

omgwtfbbq??
wysiwyg!!!

[wyeast]

omgwtfbbq??

Wait for it. It'll come to you. :p :D

[Jackel]

When is my deadline for ordering Wyeast? I have temporary internet but i'd like to wait till I'm settled if thats ok.

[wyeast]

I'm planning to put in the order around the 26th, about a week before I head up. :)

I will be paypal(ing?) the money sometime next week, unless you like to get it cash.

Paypal'ing is quite acceptable, Slippy. :D

[mister slim]

A friend linked me this pic of a Voodoo Donut's wedding donut-cake: http://mypict.me/show.php?id=m4HB

[Rogue_hunter]

Rogue_hunter: (1) Baconized C&B $5.25?


I mostly said that as a joke, but if it's $5.25, I'll take one. Otherwise, I'll take (1) bacon maple bar ($2.50), (1) buttermilk bar ($1.25), (1) butterfingering ($1.50), (1) voodoo doughnut ($?), (1) dirty snowball ($1.50) and (1) old dirty bastard ($1.75).

$8.50 + ?
-OR-
If you get the bacon C&B for $5.25, you can drop the ODB, so $12 + ?

[Thrak]

I'll be placing an order in the next day or two as well, and will Paypal you as soon as I make up my mind on what I want. And I definitely want one of those badges, those are awesome. As are you for doing this again.

[wyeast]

I mostly said that as a joke, but if it's $5.25, I'll take one. Otherwise, I'll take (1) bacon maple bar ($2.50), (1) buttermilk bar ($1.25), (1) butterfingering ($1.50), (1) voodoo doughnut ($?), (1) dirty snowball ($1.50) and (1) old dirty bastard ($1.75).

$8.50 + ?
-OR-
If you get the bacon C&B for $5.25, you can drop the ODB, so $12 + ?

Your call. My guess is it's +$1.30 (the overage from maple bar -> maple bacon), maybe $2.50 considering the size of it :eek: to put bacon on top. If it's in that ballpark, I'll subsidize it. Esp since I was going to do that with Civil's to put Mags' name on it, but that's gone away. :( I'll tentatively put you down for that. ($12.50, assuming $1.75 for the voodoo, which I think was the case last year) Lemme know if you change your mind. :p

[Rogue_hunter]

Oh yeah, as for the badge, the type needs ALOT of work. Other than that, it's a solid design, just let the letters and words breathe. It's most apparent on the tagline on the back, though I'm sure that can easily be remedied.

[wyeast]

You'll have to recruit alienmastermind on that one. I swiped the tagline and the PAX logo w/ spacemen off his shirt post, it's not a vector art on my end. :o

And I agree the "Seattle 2009" is ass. I was in a hurry. :p

[Sl1pstream]

Okay, paypal is acting like a dick. Did you get my monies?

[MagGnome]

Your call. My guess is it's +$1.30 (the overage from maple bar -> maple bacon), maybe $2.50 considering the size of it :eek: to put bacon on top. If it's in that ballpark, I'll subsidize it. Esp since I was going to do that with Civil's to put Mags' name on it, but that's gone away. :( I'll tentatively put you down for that. ($12.50, assuming $1.75 for the voodoo, which I think was the case last year) Lemme know if you change your mind. :p


I was really looking forward to a vegan cock with my name on it. Damn you Civil! :(

[wyeast]

Okay, paypal is acting like a dick. Did you get my monies?


Everybody loves donuts
I know i do-oo-hoo
Everybody loves donuts oh
Let's eat just one or two-oo

Everybody loves donuts
I know i do-oo-hoo-hoo
Everybody loves donuts oh
You and I should share a few-oo-oo

Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts (Go)

Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts....

Gimme Crullers and Vanities
Comfits and Fritters and Long Johns please
Don't hold back, I almost been passed out
I need me some yum yums and some cream filled rounds

You wanna get fancy I'm right there with ya
Let's get some Fasnachts and some Croquembouches
You wanna keep it simple I'll take a Jelly Roll
But just don't ev' forget about the sprinkles oh-ho!

-------------------------------------

Everybody loves donuts
I know i do-oo-hoo-hoo
Everybody loves donuts oh
Let's eat just one or two-oo

Everybody loves donuts
I know i do-oo-hoo-hoo
Everybody loves donuts oh
You and I should share a few-oo-oo

Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts (Go)

Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts....
Yes. Yes I did. :D Thanks!

[mister slim]

From last night's research trip: The Memphis Mafia fritter is excellent. It's based on Elvis's favorite sandwich and is nearly lethal.

[pronounconnoun]

I was really looking forward to a vegan cock with my name on it. Damn you Civil! :(

Would it be in bad form to change this to my sig?

[LordDon]

Would it be in bad form to change this to my sig?

Yoink! Toolate!

[pronounconnoun]

Yoink! Toolate!

Damn my indecisiveness!

[MagGnome]

Would it be in bad form to change this to my sig?

Would it be in bad form to admit that I wrote that knowing full-well someone would sig it? :D


Yoink! Toolate!

Woohoo!

[LordDon]

Would it be in bad form to admit that I wrote that knowing full-well someone would sig it? :D

Woohoo!

Not in the slightest, sir, and it's my honor to be the one to facilitate your sig-whoring wiles.

[rinichanraar]

pronounconnoun / DangerChan: (1) Apple Fritter + Tex-Ass + (1) Memphis Mafia, (1) Bacon Maple Bar, (1) NoName, (1) Old Dirty Bastard $11.90

Okay. So let's add one more bacon maple bar to that.

(2) Bacon Maple Bars
(1) Memphis Mafia
(1) No Name
(1) Old Dirty Bastard
(1) Apple Fritter
(1) Tex-Ass

Adding $2.50 to your $11.90, that comes out to $14.40. I'm paying as soon as I get the "OK" from Joey on his order!

[wyeast]

Oh yeah, as for the badge, the type needs ALOT of work. Other than that, it's a solid design, just let the letters and words breathe. It's most apparent on the tagline on the back, though I'm sure that can easily be remedied.

I made a few tweaks, but it may be superceded by a more uniform CoG badge now... *points to other thread*

Dangerchan - Order adjusted. :)

[Uno Ill Nino]

Ok, I'm going to be putting in an order late tonight, or tomorrow. Probably like a dozen or so. Just wanted to check in even though its not due 'till the 26th. :)

BTW, you're rad for doing this.

[Sl1pstream]

Everybody loves donuts
I know i do-oo-hoo
Everybody loves donuts oh
Let's eat just one or two-oo

Everybody loves donuts
I know i do-oo-hoo-hoo
Everybody loves donuts oh
You and I should share a few-oo-oo

Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts (Go)

Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts....

Gimme Crullers and Vanities
Comfits and Fritters and Long Johns please
Don't hold back, I almost been passed out
I need me some yum yums and some cream filled rounds

You wanna get fancy I'm right there with ya
Let's get some Fasnachts and some Croquembouches
You wanna keep it simple I'll take a Jelly Roll
But just don't ev' forget about the sprinkles oh-ho!

-------------------------------------

Everybody loves donuts
I know i do-oo-hoo-hoo
Everybody loves donuts oh
Let's eat just one or two-oo

Everybody loves donuts
I know i do-oo-hoo-hoo
Everybody loves donuts oh
You and I should share a few-oo-oo

Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts (Go)

Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts oh Donuts!
Go nuts....
Yes. Yes I did. :D Thanks!

I don't have google skills.

[wyeast]

Actually, it came up on a youtube search. Along with the video. :)

[TurboKinny]

Did you figure out when the delivery will be? Thursday?

[wyeast]

I'm still hoping to get up there Thursday, but the exact timing is still sorta up in the air because of work scheduling. :o

[Uno Ill Nino]

So should we post our orders in this thread, or PM you? And at what point should I send you monies via paypal?

[wyeast]

So should we post our orders in this thread, or PM you? And at what point should I send you monies via paypal?

Either. Keep an eye on the 2nd post in the thread to make sure I have your order correctly. :)

[Alatheia]

I'm still hoping to get up there Thursday, but the exact timing is still sorta up in the air because of work scheduling. :o

Darling, why haven't you asked if you can park at my house yet? :confused:

[wyeast]

Darling, why haven't you asked if you can park at my house yet? :confused:

Because I'm staying with friends at Lynnwood, honey. I'll need my car to ferry them back and forth to PAX. :)

[Suave Peanut]

Go ahead and amend 2 of the bacon maple whatsits to my order.

[wyeast]

Suave: Done. :D

[Kielaran]

I'll take a Voodoo Dozen :D

[TurboKinny]

Can I have 4 maple bacon donuts delivered to Sazime (since I won't be there when you pass them out)? :)

[wyeast]

Can I have 4 maple bacon donuts delivered to Sazime (since I won't be there when you pass them out)? :)

You mean you won't be going to look for me immediately after arriving in Seattle? :mad: :( :p :D

I'll add you and Kiel to the post once I can update the list at home. :)

[TurboKinny]

You mean you won't be going to look for me immediately after arriving in Seattle? :mad: :( :p :D

I'll add you and Kiel to the post once I can update the list at home. :)Of course I will! I just think it would be convenient to have my donuts waiting for me in my hotel room :P

[Alatheia]

Because I'm staying with friends at Lynnwood, honey. I'll need my car to ferry them back and forth to PAX. :)

Alright, fine, be that way :p

[wyeast]

Don't be mad. :(

:D

[wyeast]

Since Sandman requested a food-free option.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/Wyeast/pax2009/cogbadge5.jpg

[Suave Peanut]

That looks pretty sweet except for the green part.

[wyeast]

That's a leftover from when I was assuming the same size PAX badge as last year - it was based off some concert VIP badges I'd run across. The green w/ "Colonist" was to make it easy to find each other. Now that the new badge is ginormous, all bets are off. :o

[wyeast]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/Wyeast/pax2009/cogbadge6.jpg
Blue?

[Suave Peanut]

I've got to admit, it's getting better.

[Sandman]

Try grabbing the purple that is in the banner up top...that might work.

[wyeast]

Which part? The sky, or the planet?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/Wyeast/pax2009/cogbadge7.jpg

[Sandman]

The sky....that actually looks pretty good. Try going a bit darker.

[wyeast]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/Wyeast/pax2009/cogbadge8.jpg

[Sandman]

Your getting it, now change the green border around the name to match that purple....and for the love of all that is holy change the font for Colonist.

[wyeast]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/Wyeast/pax2009/cogbadge9.jpg
Purple that dark seems like it'd get kinda muddy at a distance? *scratches chin*

Hah, that's actually a different font, even though it kinda looks the same. :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/Wyeast/pax2009/cogbadge10.jpg

[Sandman]

Now rotate it 90 degrees clockwise, invert it and turn it black and white.

[Jackel]

If I still have time, can I grab a voodoo dozen wyeast?

[wyeast]

If I still have time, can I grab a voodoo dozen wyeast?
You're late, sucka! I thought you were getting online a couple days ago. :p Yeah, I'll add you to the list tonight. Check to make sure I didn't forget. :o

[bapenguin]

I'm kinda disappointed but I'm kinda glad I'm too late for this.

I'd love to have these again, but my fat ass is saying no. :)

[Jackel]

You're late, sucka! I thought you were getting online a couple days ago. :p Yeah, I'll add you to the list tonight. Check to make sure I didn't forget. :o

Thanks, it took me some time to get my shit straight up here...lots of family wanted to see the kid.

I'm kinda disappointed but I'm kinda glad I'm too late for this.

I'd love to have these again, but my fat ass is saying no. :)

Just do what I plan on doing and share w/ your room. Half the donuts = half the weight gain!!!

[TurboKinny]

I'm kinda disappointed but I'm kinda glad I'm too late for this.

I'd love to have these again, but my fat ass is saying no. :)
Order to go in Wednesday, August 26
you aren't too late!! :D

[wyeast]

Jackel - Added! :)

Thrak, Uno, & Dave - In, or no?

[Psykoboy2]

I'll be putting in my order tomorrow.

[Dave]

Jackel - Added! :)

Thrak, Uno, & Dave - In, or no?

I still don't know if I'm getting off-island or not. It's totally fucked up, but I'm supposed to hear something on Thursday. (The plane out of here leaves on Friday mornings.)

Every few days for the last 3-4 weeks I've e-mailed the plane lady, very politely of course... "Hi, ma'am. Just wondering if maybe there might be a seat available on the plane for me on August 28th?"

So far it's been a strong maybe, but I just know that something's going to throw a monkey wrench into the whole damn thing before it's all said and done.

Yeah, so sorry. That's like a long "I'm not sure yet. Sorry." right?

It sucks too because I really wanted to get a shirt, but then I forgot to order one the weekend before last and didn't remember to order one until Friday night (and by that time I think Rob had already ordered them on Wednesday). Big time lame on my end.

[Uno Ill Nino]

I thought I was going to order like a dozen for some friends, but we realized by the time I got them back home, they'd be a week old. So I'm cancelling. Thanks for remembering me though. I hope the rest of you enjoy your donuts!

[Jackel]

Moolah sent!

[wyeast]

I still don't know if I'm getting off-island or not. It's totally fucked up, but I'm supposed to hear something on Thursday. (The plane out of here leaves on Friday mornings.)
Try to let me know as soon as you can. Depending on what you want, I can probably pick it up a la carte the day-of, or at least try to phone it in as an add to the order. :)

Moolah sent!

Got it! Thanks! :D

[Dave]

Try to let me know as soon as you can. Depending on what you want, I can probably pick it up a la carte the day-of, or at least try to phone it in as an add to the order. :)

Rock!

Yeah, if I find out whether or not I'm getting out of here on Thursday I'll for sure let you know. I wasn't really wanting anything fancy anyway. Just something comparable to a Krispy Kreme regular glazed donut. So just whatever they have that's like a regular KK glazed.

Hopefully I hear something within the next forty-eight hours.

[wyeast]

Rock!

Yeah, if I find out whether or not I'm getting out of here on Thursday I'll for sure let you know. I wasn't really wanting anything fancy anyway. Just something comparable to a Krispy Kreme regular glazed donut. So just whatever they have that's like a regular KK glazed.

Hopefully I hear something within the next forty-eight hours.

You should be good then. It's probably only the really wild ones (Cock n' Balls, Memphis Mafia, etc) that would be hard to get day-of. A buncha plain glazed should be no problem. :)

[Psykoboy2]

Here's my order:

(1) VooDoo Dozen - 8.50
(5) Maple Bacon - 12.50

Total - $21.00

[wyeast]

Added Scott to the list. :D

[Sandman]

I did the big maple bacon order last year, this year I just want a variety with the voodoo dozen.

[Psykoboy2]

The Maple Bacon is for the Twisted Pixel guys.

[Sl1pstream]

The Maple Bacon is for the Twisted Pixel guys.

They like doughnuts? :)

Good luck getting those past the WSCTC security.

[wyeast]

Revised Rouge's total (they corrected it for me when I put in the order - missed the Buttermilk Bar). Confirmed Bacon on the C&B :eek: and peanut-free for Suave. In for Thursday morning pickup. :)

Total Order Damage was $145.50. Almost the same as last year. :D

[wyeast]

So expected ETA into Seattle is sometime mid-afternoon. I'm hoping to make a delivery in Lynnwood by 3pm, then back downtown for CoG disbursement and hanging around before Von's, so I guess shooting for around 4pm.

I'll try to find parking near the Sheraton and start sending out texts to pick up your stuff.

Sandman: (1) Voodoo Dozen $8.50

Sl1pstream: (4) Plain Cake PAID! :D

Rogue_Hunter: (1) Baconized C&B, (1) Bacon Maple, (1) Buttermilk, (1) Butterfingering, (1) Voodoo, (1) Dirty Snowball PAID! :D

pronounconnoun / DangerChan: (1) Apple Fritter, (1) Tex-Ass, (1) Memphis Mafia, (2) Bacon Maple Bar, (1) NoName, (1) Old Dirty Bastard PAID! :D

Alatheia (5) Plain Glazed Crueller, (5) Chocolate Glazed Crueller w/ Rainbow Fucking Sprinkles $10.00

Astranoir (2) Voodoo Dozen $17.00

Suave Peanut (1) Voodoo Dozen (Peanut-Free), (2) Bacon Maple Bar PAID! :D

Kielaran (1) Voodoo Dozen PAID! :D

TurboKinny (Sazime to Pickup, if possible) (4) Bacon Maple Bar $10.00

Jackel (1) Voodoo Dozen PAID! :D

Psykoboy2 (1) Voodoo Dozen, (5) Bacon Maple Bar PAID! :D

TK/Sam - lemme know if you don't think the donuts can be picked up, and I'll leave them in Lynnwood so they won't be in the car while we're at Von's, and I'll bring it back w/ me Friday morning.

[Suave Peanut]

Oh my! I never paid. I'll get on that immediately.

[Suave Peanut]

Payment has been remitted! I threw in a couple extra, just in case you want to bring me a surprise! :D

[TurboKinny]

TK/Sam - lemme know if you don't think the donuts can be picked up, and I'll leave them in Lynnwood so they won't be in the car while we're at Von's, and I'll bring it back w/ me Friday morning.He's in town already (or will be in a few hours), so him picking them up Thursday is no big deal. I've already warned him :)

[Sandman]

Your doing this Thursday? Can you give me mine at Vons and I'll pay you a $10 then?

[wyeast]

Payment has been remitted! I threw in a couple extra, just in case you want to bring me a surprise! :D
Thanks! :D Surprise is already in the works. :p

Your doing this Thursday? Can you give me mine at Vons and I'll pay you a $10 then?
Yeah, Thursday. Von's should be ok. (or at the very least, I'll try to park at Pacific Place so it's just a short walk for you to the car)