Unicorns and Rainbows and Skittles, oh my! [Archive]

MagGnome

09-30-2008, 10:15 PM

You got your welcome thread, albeit vicariously. :)

Psh. No one deserves TWO welcome threads. Especially one they make for themselves.

Hehe, I'm so great I deserve two threads! :cool:

No really, I thought it would be funny to make a second thread and see how long it took someone to call me on it. I knew that you guys would be on that in record time, so thanks for proving me right! I knew I loved this community for a reason!

Besides, I'm going to visit family this weekend, so I need all the positive attention I can get before the relatives start questioning me about every little thing. :p

MagGnome

09-30-2008, 10:15 PM

If I welcome you, can we spoon?

(I wanna be little spoon)

Aww, of course we can spoon! My bed is always open. :o

Troggles

09-30-2008, 10:17 PM

Geez! Two welcome posts and then a double post! Tsk...Tsk...

Rogue_hunter

09-30-2008, 10:24 PM

Here I am!

I figured I'd make my own "arrival" thread as well, so that everyone here can shower me with the attention and love that I deserve!

I'll need it since I'm going to Nebraska this weekend to visit family. :p

Welcome! Good to see you

Psh, I didn't get an arrival thread. Also good to see you.

You could have made you're own, duh.

fitbabits

09-30-2008, 10:25 PM

Aww, of course we can spoon! My bed is always open. :o
You filthy WHORE! :)

pseudopseudo

09-30-2008, 10:27 PM

I personally think we're past the "everyone gets a welcome post" stage. I think the ones that are up should be culled.

That being said, welcome Mags! It wouldn't be the same community without you. :D

MagGnome

09-30-2008, 10:34 PM

You filthy WHORE! :)

Oh please, snails have more sex than I do.

I personally think we're past the "everyone gets a welcome post" stage. I think the ones that are up should be culled.

That being said, welcome Mags! It wouldn't be the same community without you. :D

Wow, thanks! I'll do my best to live up to such praise. :)

Xerxes

09-30-2008, 10:38 PM

You filthy WHORE! :)

^_^ I swear you two as roommates would make a delightful reality show.

astranoir

09-30-2008, 10:43 PM

Oh please, snails have more sex than I do.

Snail sex is bizarre and sticky.

pseudopseudo

09-30-2008, 10:44 PM

Snail sex is bizarre and sticky.

Yeah. It's like turtle love... only with more goo.

OUX

09-30-2008, 10:56 PM

You could have made you're own, duh.

It seemed tacky. :cool:

MagGnome

09-30-2008, 10:57 PM

Snail sex is bizarre and sticky.

Kind of like people sex. ;)

MagGnome

09-30-2008, 11:12 PM

I've decided to officially make this my new home. I'll be clearing out my PMs on Evil Avatar and switching my bookmarks to put this one in the top spot and delete the "old site".

I look forward to seeing this community grow and evolve! :)

rinichanraar

09-30-2008, 11:50 PM

So glad you're here, Gnomey! So glad. :)

Spigot

10-01-2008, 12:23 AM

I'm so happy to see most of my faves making it over here. Once my eyes get used to the blinding white, it'll be like we never left... only better!

Good to see you, Maggie.

Everyone vs Dinosaurs

10-01-2008, 12:27 AM

After seeing some damn glaring light on the side of many posts, I decided to actually look at what it was.

And what it turned out to be, was a gnome holding a fairy wand or something.

Bravo on that find man, bravo :p

pomeroy

10-01-2008, 12:34 AM

I'll need it since I'm going to Nebraska this weekend to visit family. :p

YAY NEBRASKA!

No, seriously.

OUX

10-01-2008, 12:36 AM

YAY NEBRASKA!

No, seriously.

I lived there for 8 years.

Nice place.

Lots of wheat.

I know, corny, right?

pomeroy

10-01-2008, 12:49 AM

I lived there for 8 years.

Nice place.

Lots of wheat.

I know, corny, right?

I like it a lot. It's good for now, anyway. Although it definitely slants toward the closed-minded.

OUX

10-01-2008, 12:51 AM

I like it a lot. It's good for now, anyway. Although it definitely slants toward the closed-minded.

I am pretty sure any person can do just fine with a Cornhusker T Shirt on no matter their race, sex, creed or sexual orientation.

pomeroy

10-01-2008, 12:54 AM

I am pretty sure any person can do just fine with a Cornhusker T Shirt on no matter their race, sex, creed or sexual orientation.

Fair enough.

Everyone vs Dinosaurs

10-01-2008, 12:58 AM

When I think about Nebraska, I think Magicarp.

What is wrong with me, and what could possibly be causing this bizarre relation?

fitbabits

10-01-2008, 12:59 AM

Yeah. It's like turtle love... only with more goo.
Get up and goo?

Spologies.

LordDon

10-01-2008, 01:03 AM

How did I miss the official (so official the man created it himself) MagGnome welcome thread?

Good to have you here!

Ghostbear

10-01-2008, 01:21 AM

^_^ I swear you two as roommates would make a delightful reality show.

Oh man, I would tivo the shit out of that.

Wasson_

10-01-2008, 01:37 AM

Here I am!

I figured I'd make my own "arrival" thread as well, so that everyone here can shower me with the attention and love that I deserve!

I'll need it since I'm going to Nebraska this weekend to visit family. :p

I-29?

what a lonely stretch of road that is.

either way, woot nebraska. lol.

TheFlyingOrc

10-01-2008, 01:43 AM

no your gay

fitbabits

10-01-2008, 01:45 AM

no your gay
Actually...

Studies have shown that he/she who smellt it most likely dealt it.

violent

10-01-2008, 01:47 AM

The pink brick in the wall. Good to see ya Mag.

TheFlyingOrc

10-01-2008, 01:48 AM

Actually...

Studies have shown that he/she who smellt it most likely dealt it.

no your gay

pseudopseudo

10-01-2008, 02:08 AM

no your gay

Whose gay?

Wordplay is fun!

TheFlyingOrc

10-01-2008, 02:09 AM

Whose gay?

your. your gay

astranoir

10-01-2008, 02:15 AM

May I have my own gay too?

TheFlyingOrc

10-01-2008, 02:21 AM

May I have my own gay too?

your gay is the gayest

astranoir

10-01-2008, 02:23 AM

your gay is the gayest

Oh, joyous day!

pseudopseudo

10-01-2008, 02:24 AM

I love where this is going. Srsly.

boratika

10-01-2008, 02:30 AM

Don't think of it as moving on. The gangs all here, it seems more like the old site moved on and we stayed in the same place. Just put up a new sign, put a fresh coat of paint and aired out some of the murk.

Also good to see you here. It means there's a another person who shares a similar lifestyle to me.

...

...

Woah Déjà vu. Didn't you already have a welcome thread?

May I have my own gay too?I'd totally help you out with that, but I fear I'm ill-equipped.

boratika

10-01-2008, 02:33 AM

Family, you say?...

*wavy cut to imagination sequence*

How are you? What are you doing these days? Are you still being gay or have you grown out of that yet?

I bet it goes exactly like that.

astranoir

10-01-2008, 02:52 AM

Don't think of it as moving on. The gangs all here, it seems more like the old site moved on and we stayed in the same place. Just put up a new sign, put a fresh coat of paint and aired out some of the murk.

Also good to see you here. It means there's a another person who shares a similar lifestyle to me.

...

...

Woah Déjà vu. Didn't you already have a welcome thread?

I'd totally help you out with that, but I fear I'm ill-equipped.

What "equipment" are you missing? :eek:

rinichanraar

10-01-2008, 02:53 AM

When I think about Nebraska, I think Magicarp.

What is wrong with me, and what could possibly be causing this bizarre relation?
no your gay
Whose gay?
your. your gay

These seriously made me laugh for like five minutes.

Also, I think you mean my gay. Gnomey's all mine. And Bootsy's, sometimes.

boratika

10-01-2008, 03:44 AM

What "equipment" are you missing? :eek:

I didn't say missing. It's just the wrong type for gaying with you.

astranoir

10-01-2008, 03:59 AM

I didn't say missing. It's just the wrong type for gaying with you.

Yeah, if I were a dude, I would meat fence with you. Ah, well.

rinichanraar

10-01-2008, 04:03 AM

Yeah, if I were a dude, I would meat fence with you. Ah, well.

First, that's freakin' hilarious.

I started thinking to myself, "What would be the female equivalent of meat fencing?" Then, I started thinking about that episode of South Park with "Les Bos."

"Well, I guess we could, you know, scissor or something..."

Scissor me timbers! :p

astranoir

10-01-2008, 04:07 AM

First, that's freakin' hilarious.

I started thinking to myself, "What would be the female equivalent of meat fencing?" Then, I started thinking about that episode of South Park with "Les Bos."

"Well, I guess we could, you know, scissor or something..."

Scissor me timbers! :p

Haha! It makes it so much funnier that I can imagine the awkward hand motions that go along with that quote.

iHap

10-01-2008, 04:37 AM

I've been waiting to use this image for like freakin forever!

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/162/readingrainbowyo1.gif

boratika

10-01-2008, 06:26 AM

Yeah, if I were a dude, I would meat fence with you. Ah, well.
*sigh* We just had to be born different sexes. I just can't but wonder what could have been...wonder...

wonder...

wonder...

wonder...

wonder...

.........

MagGnome

10-01-2008, 06:45 AM

So many posts to reply to! Get ready for an epic amount of replies right here folks:

After seeing some damn glaring light on the side of many posts, I decided to actually look at what it was.

And what it turned out to be, was a gnome holding a fairy wand or something.

Bravo on that find man, bravo :p

Thanks! I thought it was very fitting, and I've been using it as my avatar on Steam and a few other sites for a while now.

YAY NEBRASKA!

No, seriously.

Sadly I won't be going to Lincoln, but merely passing through it. Lincoln is the only city in Nebraska that I wouldn't mind visiting.

How did I miss the official (so official the man created it himself) MagGnome welcome thread?

Good to have you here!

Thanks Donny! Welcome aboard!

no your gay

No I'm gay! Err....

I saw your thread on PIRI btw - thanks for thinking of me. :)

The pink brick in the wall. Good to see ya Mag.

You too violent! You've always been one of my favorites, so I'm glad you're here.

Don't think of it as moving on. The gangs all here, it seems more like the old site moved on and we stayed in the same place. Just put up a new sign, put a fresh coat of paint and aired out some of the murk.

Also good to see you here. It means there's a another person who shares a similar lifestyle to me.

Woah Déjà vu. Didn't you already have a welcome thread?

Similar lifestyle? How you doin'? :cool:

Yes, I have two welcome threads. Welcome to my awesomeness. :D

Family, you say?...

*wavy cut to imagination sequence*

I bet it goes exactly like that.

You pretty much nailed it. Toss in my vegan "lifestyle" and you have a recipe for constant nagging and disaster.

These seriously made me laugh for like five minutes.

Also, I think you mean my gay. Gnomey's all mine. And Bootsy's, sometimes.

Rini's right. I belong to her, and Bootsy gets me every other weekend.

boratika

10-01-2008, 07:08 AM

You pretty much nailed it. Toss in my vegan "lifestyle" and you have a recipe for constant nagging and disaster.

Oh, yeah I meant to mention something about being harassed for that, since that was what I meant by similar lifestyle. But in the other thread I got ROYGBIVed by JAY (superfluous I)and now I apparently can't unring the gay bell. So I guess now I have to give up the ovo-lacto part of my life (and I don't mean go vegan if you get my meaning;)) Soooooooo...

*yawns and stretches, inconspicuosly resting flexed, ripped arms on bench* I simply must get out of these wet clothes...

MagGnome

10-01-2008, 05:50 PM

This thread just got hot. Very hot! :p

It's also dead. Very dead. I'm here to raise it up again!

pomeroy

10-01-2008, 06:06 PM

Sadly I won't be going to Lincoln, but merely passing through it. Lincoln is the only city in Nebraska that I wouldn't mind visiting.

If you ever do make it to Lincoln, let me know. It's not a terrible place.

MagGnome

10-01-2008, 07:31 PM

If you ever do make it to Lincoln, let me know. It's not a terrible place.

I'll definitely let you know.

I went to college at UNL, so I'm pretty familiar with the city.

pomeroy

10-01-2008, 07:36 PM

I'll definitely let you know.

I went to college at UNL, so I'm pretty familiar with the city.

Oh, cool. That's where I went to school too. I just haven't left the city yet...

astranoir

10-01-2008, 07:41 PM

*sigh* We just had to be born different sexes. I just can't but wonder what could have been...wonder...

wonder...

wonder...

wonder...

wonder...

.........

I got spurned from my former youth group for thinking those kinds of things, BEWARE :eek:

rinichanraar

10-01-2008, 08:02 PM

Rini's right. I belong to her, and Bootsy gets me every other weekend.

But just so we're clear, I don't want to be the possessive jealous type. I'm willing to share you if you find someone worthy. But he'd better be good. Only the best for my favorite Gnomey. ;)

MagGnome

10-01-2008, 08:30 PM

But just so we're clear, I don't want to be the possessive jealous type. I'm willing to share you if you find someone worthy. But he'd better be good. Only the best for my favorite Gnomey. ;)

I'll be sure to get your approval for any men that might take up my time. :p

Xerxes

10-02-2008, 09:03 PM

Oh man, I would tivo the shit out of that.

Then we can throw rinichanraar in as a wild card. :D

rinichanraar

10-02-2008, 09:47 PM

Then we can throw rinichanraar in as a wild card. :D

I'd be that character that all of a sudden shows up to boost ratings. :p

Xerxes

10-02-2008, 09:58 PM

I'd be that character that all of a sudden shows up to boost ratings. :p

I don't think ratings would ever go down. :D

boratika

10-03-2008, 08:24 AM

I got spurned from my former youth group for thinking those kinds of things, BEWARE :eek:

Heh, I came to the conclusion recently that I've got some transgender identity issues, so I..uh..I've though about these sorts of things pretty extensively:o

Sorry Mags, didn't mean to queer up your thread:p

astranoir

10-03-2008, 12:44 PM

Heh, I came to the conclusion recently that I've got some transgender identity issues, so I..uh..I've though about these sorts of things pretty extensively:o

Sorry Mags, didn't mean to queer up your thread:p

I have more of a gender-blind issue concerning both myself and others - in a weird confusing way (it's hard for me to really consider myself to be 'bisexual' even though other people might), and not in a "LOOK AT ME I AM IN EVERY WAY ABOVE DISCRIMINATION" way.

Purple Santa

10-03-2008, 03:22 PM

Heh, I came to the conclusion recently that I've got some transgender identity issues, so I..uh..I've though about these sorts of things pretty extensively:o

Ms. Claus was happy to hear this. She'll PM you to set up some sessions to discuss these issues :D.

I'm feeling very "rainbowy" after reading this thread...

MagGnome

10-06-2008, 11:09 AM

I'm glad that my thread has become a place for all of you queers to fret over your identity and sexuality.

Carry on. :p

civil

10-06-2008, 11:38 AM

Wow.

Mags, you've got powers man. Serious powers.

Xerxes

10-06-2008, 09:40 PM

I have more of a gender-blind issue concerning both myself and others - in a weird confusing way (it's hard for me to really consider myself to be 'bisexual' even though other people might), and not in a "LOOK AT ME I AM IN EVERY WAY ABOVE DISCRIMINATION" way.

/sit up in chair. :eek:

Continue.

astranoir

10-06-2008, 09:43 PM

/sit up in chair. :eek:

Continue.

Er. What is it you want to know?

Xerxes

10-06-2008, 09:45 PM

Er. What is it you want to know?

Ummm? I'm sure it's all awesome. :D

Johan

10-06-2008, 09:45 PM

I want to be gay too. Can I? I have too many children as it is...:D

Maybe I'll just settle for a vasectomy!

LordDon

10-06-2008, 09:46 PM

I'm glad that my thread has become a place for all of you queers to fret over your identity and sexuality.

Carry on. :p

Does that mean we feel comfortable around you, or just that you bring out our freakiness? :D

astranoir

10-06-2008, 09:48 PM

Ummm? I'm sure it's all awesome. :D

Exactly, it's all awesome...;)

I want to be gay too. Can I? I have too many children as it is...:D

Hah! When I saw your reply was the most recent in the thread, I am not sure what I expected you to say, but definitely not that XD

astranoir

10-06-2008, 10:19 PM

/sit up in chair. :eek:

Continue.

On a more serious note, if you really want to talk to me about this sort of thing, send me a PM or email or somesuch.

Xerxes

10-06-2008, 11:04 PM

On a more serious note, if you really want to talk to me about this sort of thing, send me a PM or email or somesuch.

I'll fight urges to bother you details about your sexuality. :)

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q119/Xerionus/1208268342880.jpg

astranoir

10-06-2008, 11:06 PM

I'll fight urges to bother you details about your sexuality. :)

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q119/Xerionus/1208268342880.jpg

What a disturbing picture...

Xerxes

10-06-2008, 11:07 PM

What a disturbing picture...

You know it's also not related either. But I just found some pictures that's my laugh out loud. Thought I'd share.

But don't you just love picard?

astranoir

10-06-2008, 11:12 PM

You know it's also not related either. But I just found some pictures that's my laugh out loud. Thought I'd share.

But don't you just love picard?

Of course I love Picard. I love Patrick Stewart in general. The Extras episode with him was fantastic.

Xerxes

10-06-2008, 11:15 PM

Of course I love Picard. I love Patrick Stewart in general. The Extras episode with him was fantastic.

:o meeeee too. Oh and Ian Mckellen's was classic.

astranoir

10-06-2008, 11:20 PM

:o meeeee too. Oh and Ian Mckellen's was classic.

What was it? Something like "I'm not really Gandalf, the wizard. I just pretend I am. That's how I act." ...? That show is so awkwardly funny, it often stresses me out to watch it.

Xerxes

10-06-2008, 11:26 PM

What was it? Something like "I'm not really Gandalf, the wizard. I just pretend I am. That's how I act." ...? That show is so awkwardly funny, it often stresses me out to watch it.

Why would it stress you out? :confused:

boratika

10-06-2008, 11:27 PM

Wow.

Mags, you've got powers man. Serious powers.Watch out, if you get too close you might catch "the gays." It's a sciencetifical fact.

astranoir

10-06-2008, 11:28 PM

Why would it stress you out? :confused:

The main characters are always on the verge of getting in trouble, or getting each other in trouble, or doing something stupid that makes them unhappy, and that kind of awkward suspense really kills me. I can't even watch shows like Arrested Development.

rinichanraar

10-06-2008, 11:33 PM

astranoir

10-06-2008, 11:35 PM

Aw, man. Arrested Development is in my top three favorite shows ever.

The only things I avoid watching are situations where characters frequently end up in embarrassing situations (like stuff in American Pie and Meet the Parents).

I've tried to watch it with my boyfriend because it's one of his favorite shows, but I keep having to leave the room because I'm so stressed. :( It happens to me with a lot of good shows, unfortunately, just because I'm overly sensitive to that awkward, tense, uncomfortable humor.

Xerxes

10-06-2008, 11:37 PM

The main characters are always on the verge of getting in trouble, or getting each other in trouble, or doing something stupid that makes them unhappy, and that kind of awkward suspense really kills me. I can't even watch shows like Arrested Development.

That's sad. It's what make those shows so great. Maybe not. I mean everyone does get dealt misery. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, must be unthinkable.

rinichanraar

10-06-2008, 11:38 PM

I've tried to watch it with my boyfriend because it's one of his favorite shows, but I keep having to leave the room because I'm so stressed. :( It happens to me with a lot of good shows, unfortunately, just because I'm overly sensitive to that awkward, tense, uncomfortable humor.

That's understandable. I think it's probably a similar reaction that I have to the whole embarrassment thing. It makes me feel really uncomfortable, and I end up having to either cover my eyes and ears or leave the room.

Rogue_hunter

10-07-2008, 12:30 AM

The main characters are always on the verge of getting in trouble, or getting each other in trouble, or doing something stupid that makes them unhappy, and that kind of awkward suspense really kills me. I can't even watch shows like Arrested Development.

Aww, the comedic timing is great. And with sitcoms, you know that everything has to be wrapped up by the end of the episode. Watch them, and bask in the greatness that was Arrested Development

That's sad. It's what make those shows so great. Maybe not. I mean everyone does get dealt misery. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, must be unthinkable.

Oh, god. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the best sitcom on the air right now. Like, man, their lives are so messed up, but the situations they get themselves into are genius. And since there is no consistent plotline (except for the waitress), the things they do never really has to matter. Ah, comedy.

pomeroy

10-07-2008, 12:37 AM

Oh, god. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the best sitcom on the air right now. Like, man, their lives are so messed up, but the situations they get themselves into are genius. And since there is no consistent plotline (except for the waitress), the things they do never really has to matter. Ah, comedy.

Wrong.

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w53/pomeroy_bucket/key_art_30_rock.jpg

Rogue_hunter

10-07-2008, 12:48 AM

Wrong.

sorry, I watch both. Philadelphia is better. Some of the situations are better done in 30 Rock, Philadelphia wins for the sheer lunacy. Plus, they get to swear. And Danny Devito's in it!

But 30 Rock does get points for this:
QTj47rcuM-4

Xerxes

10-07-2008, 12:50 AM

Wrong.

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w53/pomeroy_bucket/key_art_30_rock.jpg

Hush you. I love both shows and refuse for them to be compared.

LordDon

10-07-2008, 12:55 AM

boratika

10-07-2008, 01:12 AM

Hush you. I love both shows and refuse for them to be compared.
The man speaks wisely.

rinichanraar

10-07-2008, 01:51 AM

Hush you. I love both shows and refuse for them to be compared.

I haven't seen either, though I've been told I'd probably like them. :(

I think it's just difficult for me to get interested in a TV show because I never want to watch it from the middle. I always want to see it from the beginning, which is pretty much impossible unless I rent or buy the DVDs.

pomeroy

10-07-2008, 02:00 AM

I haven't seen either, though I've been told I'd probably like them. :(

I think it's just difficult for me to get interested in a TV show because I never want to watch it from the middle. I always want to see it from the beginning, which is pretty much impossible unless I rent or buy the DVDs.

You can see "It's Always Sunny" from the beginning on hulu.com

Xerxes

10-07-2008, 02:01 AM

I haven't seen either, though I've been told I'd probably like them. :(

I think it's just difficult for me to get interested in a TV show because I never want to watch it from the middle. I always want to see it from the beginning, which is pretty much impossible unless I rent or buy the DVDs.

Dang. I would have said to go to Hulu.com but they've taken some episode off. :(

pomeroy

10-07-2008, 02:05 AM

Dang. I would have said to go to Hulu.com but they've taken some episode off. :(

Wow, they did. It looks like it's just from the end of season 4, though.

rinichanraar

10-07-2008, 02:06 AM

You can see "It's Always Sunny" from the beginning on hulu.com
Dang. I would have said to go to Hulu.com but they've taken some episode off. :(

:(

(Hello, minimum character limit.)

boratika

10-07-2008, 02:09 AM

There is another way...*cough cough*

Xerxes

10-07-2008, 02:14 AM

:(

(Hello, minimum character limit.)

You can start from the beginning but there will be missing episodes here and there. Not many.

mister slim

10-07-2008, 04:43 AM

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w53/pomeroy_bucket/key_art_30_rock.jpg

Okay, why does Sarah Palin have a TV show?

:p

MagGnome

10-07-2008, 11:49 PM

I want to be gay too. Can I? I have too many children as it is...:D

Maybe I'll just settle for a vasectomy!

I guess you can be my daddy. ;)

Does that mean we feel comfortable around you, or just that you bring out our freakiness? :D

I like to think it's a little of both! :)

Okay, why does Sarah Palin have a TV show

She's just a hockey maam from the great state of Alaska. It's an energy state, don'tcha know?